Hey, Sup Forums!
Wife is pregnant. We're not going to find out the sex until birth. If it's a girl, she already has a name.
Name it if it's a boy.
Hey, Sup Forums!
Wife is pregnant. We're not going to find out the sex until birth. If it's a girl, she already has a name.
Name it if it's a boy.
Kalle
Leopold.
Call it "the end of my life"
Creginalius
check em
Butters
Seagham
And no, it's not pronounced as seeg-ham.
Fagot
Brutus , ain't no way he'll be a faggoot that way
Afterbirth
Kind of you to assume I had one.
I'm posting on Sup Forums.
Fucking mongoloid.
Name him Mortimer, life full of regret
Clayton like the badass character in Tarzan
Robert
Paul
Donald
Michael
or
Chad
trips
We aren't Jewish.
M00t
Richard
Dennis
Baka
Redmond
Illuminatus Major
Ali
Ali Baba
Kevlar
Tyrone, after his father.
Roxas
LEMAN RUSS
Donald John
Wife hates chocolate in all forms.
Gas the kikes race war now
benderdick cumberbatch
Tiberius Kirk
Definitely not moot.
Besides, faggot was already suggested.
Mohammad. Might help in later life when the muslims takeover.
CHristopher Walken
Seconded.
We're Scottish and Christian.
If anything he'd be a crusader.
samefag
Not trekkies.
Are you circumsizing him? Becuase if you aren't gonna name him jewish then don't make him look like one.
Swing and miss.
not using tomorrow skin
Mardo
>using tomorrow skin
nah fam
Ivanhoe.
Totally getting circumcised.
He won't look like a Jew.
We're tall, no hunchback, greaseless, no hooknose.
Ha!
Was in the running.
Name him nathaniel if you want to circumcize
I don't think this means what you think it does.
Donald
Adolph
Igor
Name him Creed, the guy from the office has alwas been a personnal role model
Souns jewish to me. It has a "th" and an "iel", what more could you want?
...
A german name for a gloryfull life!
Name him Ernst.
Name him 'money vacuum'
How about Abner?
Moishe?
Jakob?
David?
Habakkuk?
Only if he chooses to be gay.
Jakob and David are already widespread. They're like Steven or Nicholas. THe others are pretty jewish too, I was just giving an example pattern
Oscar
Shadilay
Give him a cool black name, like "Harriet"
Reroll
Shadilay first name
Pepe middle name
Barron
People are born gay. With that name, you won't have to worry about eventual coming out of the closet. You know from day -1 that he will be more erect to Brad than to Brenda.
Reroll
Floyd
We're already making America great again.
Crowley
You choose what you put your dick into.
It's a choice.
I'm not against it, but the name does come with a sordid past.
Draden, Dax, Tysin, Grey,
Quentin.
Scotch.
Not black.
This guy gets it.
Donald. Make him great.
I'm talking preferences here, user.
All I'm saying is that eventually, the kid may or may not find out that he's more of a phallic person than anything else, and will pursue his career of being a cumslut.
Why not get rid of that "eventually" and "may or may not", and just slap a horrendously homosexual name on his ID like Albert or something.
Why not use the girl's name for him? Are you assuming his gender?
Name him Ramsey, that's my name
Theo Xander
You're projecting.
Pimpinogenericfunk
No.
His genitals determine it.
No, You're projecting.
I'm usually straight.
When I'm not gay, that is.
Top kek
He will feel a fraction of what i feel when fucking
I'm already keking at your son's life
You're going to convict him to a lifetime of repressed emotions if you don't let him choose his gender. Name him what you want, but when he shows his true, mental gender, you must fulfill the role of understanding parent.
Harambe , the return
Psychological projection is a theory in psychology in which humans defend themselves against their own unconscious impulses or qualities (both positive and negative) by denying their existence in themselves while attributing them to others.
The more you know...
Ain't you a special little snowflake
Ok
Potato
Odin
Nobody fucks with Odin. Odin doesn't ryhm with a lot of current insulting words
It doesn't, but he will have a gay nickname like Odie or something.
That could be fun.
My buddy has a son named Thor.
What a tremendous faggot.
Well?
I'm the OP!
Par for the course.
Baby comes out the wrong color if dubs
Duke Richards...
A circumsized, well hung jew boy will have the gay porn name of "Big Dick Duke"
Robert
Sergay.
Slagathor
Even black babies can come out white at first.
But no dubs because this isn't a get thread.
name him "the grand pork rind"
no, your gay...
Eric, Bob or Richard.
Batman bin superman
Circumcision is retarded and you should kill yourself.