Hey, Sup Forums!

Hey, Sup Forums!

Wife is pregnant. We're not going to find out the sex until birth. If it's a girl, she already has a name.

Name it if it's a boy.

Kalle

Leopold.

Call it "the end of my life"

Creginalius

check em

Butters

Seagham

And no, it's not pronounced as seeg-ham.

Fagot

Brutus , ain't no way he'll be a faggoot that way

Afterbirth

Kind of you to assume I had one.

I'm posting on Sup Forums.

Fucking mongoloid.

Name him Mortimer, life full of regret

Clayton like the badass character in Tarzan

Robert
Paul
Donald
Michael
or
Chad

trips

We aren't Jewish.

M00t
Richard
Dennis
Baka
Redmond
Illuminatus Major
Ali
Ali Baba
Kevlar

Tyrone, after his father.

Roxas

LEMAN RUSS

Donald John

Wife hates chocolate in all forms.

Gas the kikes race war now

benderdick cumberbatch

Tiberius Kirk

Definitely not moot.

Besides, faggot was already suggested.

Mohammad. Might help in later life when the muslims takeover.

CHristopher Walken

Seconded.

We're Scottish and Christian.

If anything he'd be a crusader.

samefag

Not trekkies.

Are you circumsizing him? Becuase if you aren't gonna name him jewish then don't make him look like one.

Swing and miss.

not using tomorrow skin

Mardo

>using tomorrow skin

nah fam

Ivanhoe.

Totally getting circumcised.

He won't look like a Jew.

We're tall, no hunchback, greaseless, no hooknose.

Ha!

Was in the running.

Name him nathaniel if you want to circumcize

I don't think this means what you think it does.

Donald
Adolph
Igor

Name him Creed, the guy from the office has alwas been a personnal role model

Souns jewish to me. It has a "th" and an "iel", what more could you want?

...

A german name for a gloryfull life!
Name him Ernst.

Name him 'money vacuum'

How about Abner?
Moishe?
Jakob?
David?
Habakkuk?

Only if he chooses to be gay.

Jakob and David are already widespread. They're like Steven or Nicholas. THe others are pretty jewish too, I was just giving an example pattern

Oscar

Shadilay

Give him a cool black name, like "Harriet"

Reroll
Shadilay first name
Pepe middle name

Barron

People are born gay. With that name, you won't have to worry about eventual coming out of the closet. You know from day -1 that he will be more erect to Brad than to Brenda.

Reroll

Floyd

We're already making America great again.

Crowley

You choose what you put your dick into.

It's a choice.

I'm not against it, but the name does come with a sordid past.

Draden, Dax, Tysin, Grey,

Quentin.

Scotch.

Not black.

This guy gets it.

Donald. Make him great.

I'm talking preferences here, user.

All I'm saying is that eventually, the kid may or may not find out that he's more of a phallic person than anything else, and will pursue his career of being a cumslut.

Why not get rid of that "eventually" and "may or may not", and just slap a horrendously homosexual name on his ID like Albert or something.

Why not use the girl's name for him? Are you assuming his gender?

Name him Ramsey, that's my name

Theo Xander

You're projecting.

Pimpinogenericfunk

No.

His genitals determine it.

No, You're projecting.

I'm usually straight.

When I'm not gay, that is.

Top kek
He will feel a fraction of what i feel when fucking

I'm already keking at your son's life

You're going to convict him to a lifetime of repressed emotions if you don't let him choose his gender. Name him what you want, but when he shows his true, mental gender, you must fulfill the role of understanding parent.

Harambe , the return

Psychological projection is a theory in psychology in which humans defend themselves against their own unconscious impulses or qualities (both positive and negative) by denying their existence in themselves while attributing them to others.

The more you know...

Ain't you a special little snowflake

Ok

Potato

Odin

Nobody fucks with Odin. Odin doesn't ryhm with a lot of current insulting words

It doesn't, but he will have a gay nickname like Odie or something.

That could be fun.

My buddy has a son named Thor.

What a tremendous faggot.

Well?

I'm the OP!

Par for the course.

Baby comes out the wrong color if dubs

Duke Richards...

A circumsized, well hung jew boy will have the gay porn name of "Big Dick Duke"

Robert

Sergay.

Slagathor

Even black babies can come out white at first.

But no dubs because this isn't a get thread.

name him "the grand pork rind"

no, your gay...

Eric, Bob or Richard.

Batman bin superman

Circumcision is retarded and you should kill yourself.