Guys I have court in a few for hitting a street sign and leaving without reporting it

Guys I have court in a few for hitting a street sign and leaving without reporting it.
>Any advice from you Sup Forumsroz?

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I almost went to court for attempting to steal a street sign that was knocked over because a witness got my plates. Cop showed up at my house but let me off free

>pay for the sign
>tell the judge to suck a cock
>ask for fast and speedy trial to waste 1000s of dollars for a dumb sign

Show up in sweat pants.

never should have done that OP you fucked up

>You stole a street sign
Reasoning?

Tip : Do not hit street sign and leave

>hit
>steal
>reasoning

I was able to pay the dot for the sign before my court date but I don't know if that'll help

I was super drunk so I couldn't stay. I don't remember driving home

Where does itbsay I stole the sign?

I am not OP by the way, and im not sure why, i mean, there was a sign laying in the road and being the autists that me and my buddies are, decided taking it was smart

Where does it say that

I failed to see they were replying to you.I took the sign after I hit it

Shit I know someone with a collection of them. Always pickung up ones that have been it

So did you get to keep the sign?

Nope, we threw it on the side of the road and bailed. I drove past where it was yesterday and it still was there. Apparently the cop told me i could get a felony if he felt mean

How'd you get caught?

Someone tried playing police officer behind me and took my plates and called the cops

Advice - Don't drive off the road and you won't hit street signs.

Are you a woman, Asian or both?

That's pretty gay

what the actual fuck is the problem then? if the judge doesn't drop it then say you want a trial.

And I have fucking court for pushing gf. Am I going to jail bros?

are there witnesses? or is it just he said she said? say you didnt do it obviously theres no proof -_-

Well she had scrapes on her knees so the cops might have seen that.

u probably won't goto jail but your gunna get stuck with some kinda charge and probably probation

Would a d.u.I. on my record change anything? Because this is my first violent offense.

Heard some guy got busted for theft of a traffic cone, told the guy he was a terrorist who wanted to create chaos and disorder

Yo I'm in NC too, good luck, police around here are strict af when it comes to shit like that. You'll probably get fined + community service. Might be put on non-supervised probation if you're really unlucky.

Me an one of my buds were on a beer run for a house party on the way back he just looked at me and said "I wanna hit a fucking sign". I said lets do this (was my car and a pos). Hit a stop sign drag it sparking all the way back to the house party. Everyone cracking up when we pulled up. Lucky didn't get caught, worth it.

nah. as long as you didnt piss off the judge or violate anything.