Everyone here right now is unemployed. Prove me wrong

Everyone here right now is unemployed. Prove me wrong

im working

The largest amount of people not in the workforce is right now. Love that Obama recovery, that never actually happened

Just got out of work, then go class

Taking a shit before i get dressed for work tbqh

I just got home after faking sick. I hate my job.

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85k/yr software qa here. Physically at work, fucking around on Sup Forums because tits motivate me to work and I'm too afraid of you fuckers having her Snapchat to let her send me nudes. So, I oogle the evil shit you guys do and get myself charged up to fuck the hell outta my dame when I get home.

I'm on PTO today. So I:
can browse Sup Forums
get paid
but most importantly, jerk off. Since I really shouldn't do that at work

I'm a server and I like my job.

i am unemployed

>31
>retired

I only browse b at work and from my phone. Otherwise I have better shit to do I guess.

Fine arts student.
So kinda

Amerifag doesn't think of different coutries

Working from home today. IT guy, sick with upper respiratory infection

airforce guy from europe, sorry Sup Forumsro

Can I supersize that for you?

So your unfit and fat right

fisherman, sorry buddy.

32yo NEET for the last 1.5 years. Feels good to not be a wage slave.

Nope. I don't fit the mold of your typical IT person fortunately.

What operating system do you run?

What did you retire from?

I can't.

Grande or Venti? Medium? Whatever, what else can I get you.

I'm a metal fabricator and build beer tanks. I take summers off to teach kids how to sail. It's an ok life but I want to get a professional job eventually. No one in my family has completed their post secondary and my gf's family all having good jobs (dad's a Nobel prize winning hydrologist, sisters a teacher for nurses, brothers an international consultant for local university) so I figure if I'm gonna have a life with her I have to buckle down and get a real job.

>working
>sick

Which one is it? Just take a sick day and recuperate.

Two /btards in a work truck

being a stut dick for porn

I'm home legitimately sick, Norovirus. I'm a Marketing Analyst.

Fucking hate my life right now. All I want to do is sleep, can't get horizontal without wanting to throw up, too hot, too cold. Etc to lazy to type

>the autism express

real estate

>kek CAPTCHA: Select all images with a house.

Pretty much

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Kek

I've had that. Couldn't eat for a week.

Not unemployed, I'm a student, faggot

Reporting in

Did my 12. Your turn now.

+12183080616. Prank call and text this person, I'll be recording the results for a video,

i work for myself. don't have a business or anything i just buy and sell fishing equipment and sell fish i catch.

System Engineer (75%) / Computer Science student. I took two weeks off for my exams and spent the entire day starting at 7:30 studying (it's 17:43 here); having a break right now.

So no.

Didn't want to take PTO. I'm just watching cartoons in my bed anyway... getting paid for it as well.

True, I don't have a job. I'm studying though and earn £50 a month

earning*

in prison right now

Okay, just making sure you weren't actually working from home. You're "working" from home. Just checking email every hour or so, and not diligently working while sick as fuck. Good, good.

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Full time student with part time job, but yes I don't have a stable career.

>Stared at the picture for 20 seconds.
>Still not able to determine if driver is man or woman

I wish. I called in at work today and drank a bottle of cough syrup

I work the weekend shift

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>Obligatory Eurofag tries to bring nationality into unrelated discussion.

Wrong. Temperature at work this morning.

neet lyfe is best life

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I called off

But you're still not working, hence unemployed.

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i have a job interview today at 1:30, wish me luck Sup Forumsros

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going in an hour. fuck you.

Posting from work

Yup. Keeping skype open and emails checked. I don't really do much at work anyway lol

I live in Bosnia. Unemployment rate above 40%. Try to beat that!

Any tips? Been thinking this is the way to go

Sounds like you have the system figured out. Hope you feel better soon, user.

Waiting on compiling. Working at home so I'm not being judged by anyone.

I'm working my dick up your mom's ass

Does anyone know if there's a legal minumum working temperature? Cause honestly I'm sick of being this cold all the time and relying on a propane jet to get my shit done. (Euro)

Wya in MN b/ro?

Got home early. Waiting for concrete to set up for tomorrow. Having coffee now and shit posting newfags

>Everyone here right now is unemployed. Prove me wrong

I am still employed for one more day but took my remaining vacation days to cover that time.

I am currently holding the position of 'Chairman of The Board' at a financial institution.

Ethnically cleanse anyone lately?

At the bar for lunch.

It makes my original, mistaken - and essentially fulfilled - ambition to become a sysadmin easier to live with.

>earn £50 a month
Sucking dick?

Alternating between lurking b/g and writing up documentation on a datacenter migration.

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i live (and work) in Eurupe

how the fuck are your taxes so low

Technically, I am self-employed. I exist as a corporate entity. My company just doesn't have any work right now.

sysadmin here too. how could you not love this on a daily basis? shit is so easy.

>tfw can't get a job because afraid of climbing rank and taking responsability and getting stuck on a job I didn't want
>also too afraid of getting fired for not competing hard enough
I had a friend that was just like this. Told him to man up because free will is an illusion

I do have a job

I would also like to know...
I gross about the same amount but net far less than you.

That's what I expected.

Depends on the company, infrastructure, and management. I got the short straw in terms of pay and management but stuck around because there was a ton to learn and I benefited heavily.

My time to bow out is coming soon... I'll be looking for a new job where I'll be paid better and I enjoy the work. I know it's out there somewhere.

But im in Uni. Dont I get a pass?

same, i pay probably triple that in taxes.
no kids, no wife, but still...

god speed Sup Forumsro

I should clarify that this is by choice. I work construction April-Nov and take the winter off.

Today is last day of my """weekend""" I go back to work tomorrow

I just started a new job today. They dont even have a desk for me yet. Im literally standing against the wall on my phone all day.

anyone else an accountant?

been at my shitty office job for over 15 years.

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>server
>job
back to Sup Forums

8hrs of the frontlines in Mental Health today at 3