My dad will not open the door and I have tryed calling him he is not picking up it's cold and I don't have key what do???
Basically I'm locked out of my house and no way in?
I'm sorta just sitting out here waiting till he wakes up and let's me in but my fingers are getting numb
My dad will not open the door and I have tryed calling him he is not picking up it's cold and I don't have key what do?...
why the numpad
If you die of exposure it's just natural selection
I don't know we don't use it ever? I have tryed calling and he will not pick up???
Who's Thalia? Does she fuck?
Window. Basement door. Chimney. Teleport. Do we have to think of everything for you?
Sister she hates me calls me a faggot
sorta a bitch
Plus she underage so sorry
Showing missed calls like it proved you called him
I have tryed windows and how the fuck do I get to roof ??
I'm not exactly fit bit here
Last called Saturday?
You've been standing there for at least 2 days?
Your dad's dead bro
The dates on my iPhones all fucked yo and I can't figure out how to fix it it was today
Go to a library or a public place and hang out until he returns your calls. Staying outside like some dumb animal will get you sick if not dead and that'll really piss off your parents.
Or is this Jamal trying to get smart on breaking in because for some reason a PARENT doesn't give their child access to their own fucking house.
If it's some stupid reason like "but muh dad don't love me" or something then do the above; find a shelter and report your father.
Bullshit.
Phones auto update time through the network
You need 2 paperclips, and a phone you can watch youtube on. Learn to lockpick, its very easy I literally used it to get into my house today with a similar deadbolt and it took like 10 seconds
Ok I have 5.70$ in change
About 60$ in my bank card
About 20$ visa prepaid
2$ left over in a&w card
And a 15 cineplex card but there is not one in my city
>she underage
That's not a no.
He not texting me back nothing zip Zada
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GO SOMEWHERE PUBLIC AND WAIT YOU FUCKING MONG
Lying faggot.
Paperclip torsion wrench wouldn't turn a deadbolt barrel.
>10 seconds
Retard
nice shitstain you got there
your dads dead lol
But I get wifi here and nowhere else in town has any good stuff
That's what I'm worrying about man he is so sick lately:(
Rain
I dont know what to tell you because I did. my tension wrench was a bobby pin tho, the rake was a paper clip
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Apologies. Please, continue to have "no other option" because wifi is certainly the most important part of this whole thing.
>what do?
Go on Sup Forums like a real man and ask b what to do. Then kill self
Then you need a new lock.
A professional locksmith shouldn't get a 5 pin deadbolt open in 10 seconds.
Your locks probably got 4 of the upper pins seized above the barrel
SOMEONE LET THE POOR SPIDER IN GOD DAMMIT
Those are missed calls from your dad not outgoing you fuck
I'm losing my shit. This is what a troll thread feels like isn't it? Goddamnit.
Why is the contact named Dad New?
Is it your new stepfather?
Did he finally kick out your leeching ass?
Did you try... 0000
1234
OP this shit happened to me a while back and here's what you need to do.
>Go to whatever side of your house has the kitchen / bathroom on an exterior wall
>Find extractor fan on said window
>Wrench that motherfucker out
>Put arm through hole without breaking window and causing property damage
>Unlock window from outside
>Squeeze through window
Now ofcourse this will only work if you're
A) not a fat fuck
and
B) have extractor fan on any of your windows
Best of luck OP, don't get frostbite and next time, hide a fucking key somewhere on your premises.
Ill use the feeler and see if theyre stuck and WD40 it or something
>tried
what the fuck is this thread about?!?
just break a window
that black spider tell me you should better stay out
Wait outside, stick your fingers in your ass to keep them warm. I don't know how many you can fit at a time, you may have to alternate
Do you keep all your windows locked? Try checking them all
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It's a clearly autistic child locked out of his father's house and instead of going somewhere else to stay warm he would rather sit in front of his house like a dipshit and freeze because his dad's place has wifi.
Guy asking for expert advice on how to break into a house that isn't his.
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wrong dump folder dipshit
you dun goofed
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they call that natures pocket
I'm fucking stupid. I didn't read your post and thought you wouldn't go inside cause there was a spider by the handle