Who will the CIA's fall man be when Trump gets assassinated?

Who will the CIA's fall man be when Trump gets assassinated?

mike pence

lebron

W.T. Snacks

I'll fucking volunteer if they'll just kill him already.

It's gotta be a white guy or trump tards would snap

This guy

Plz this. Go raptors.

good question

fingers crossed we find out soon eh?

We could tell you. But then we'd have to kill you. You know the rules.

The Lizard Queen is a sore loser.

>trump dead, pence president
>has an electric fence installed in front of the whitehouse for the homo barbeque

Fuck. Even seeing the thumbnail for that gave me butterflies and made me happy for a fleeting moment.

Abdul Douglas Gonzales Morales, newly assigned to the security detail, committed suicide yesterday because his catholic and islamic hood upbringing was too much to take. Because of this nobody spotted Scott Winchester as he stabbed the president multiple times, declaring at the end that kek willed it and dubs demanded a sacrifice.

But then what would we do with all the illegeals, we just can't burn 6 million immigrants?

It would be better if he died on his own.
Heart attack while raping an underage boy.
That way his idiots can't make him a martyr.

Reported

Well damn, trips don't lie

Because president Pence is better somehow?

On domestic policy, no difference. Pence is at least not an immature crybaby though

Why not? It worked for your grandpappies.

"I believe that someday scientists will come to see that only the theory of intelligent design provides even a remotely rational explanation for the known universe."
I don't want to go full neckbeard here, but Pence is mentally retarded

What you really need is a real-life Designated Survivor. Jack Bauer needs to be sworn in.

Pence is probably worse because the congressional republicans actually like him.
At least with Trumpkin they might put up a little resistance so they don't get slaughtered in the mid-terms.

The goyim are onto us! Evacuate the ghetto!

>Jack Bauer
This is part of the problem.
Dumb people who think TV is real thought they were electing some genius businessman instead of a sleazy real-estate con man.

But user, whats the difference??

And so do I

Muh dead babies!

Cucks
Eight more years of liberal tears

>Not supporting a Doritos dusted retard for President makes somebody a cuck

Guess we're gonna find out when he fucks us all over, just like he's fucked over everyone who's ever trusted him.

Best part is; the angry rednecks who voted for him are gonna get fucked over the hardest. This would be fun to watch if we weren't all gonna get dragged down the toilet with them.

Who has a wife he bought from Russia.

And uses social media more than the average 12 year old girl.

Is also fat and overweight but most of America is obese anyways.

How very progressive and tolerant of you

Feels good I can call my President a fat retard and not go to jail

Why does wanting Trump dead mean you care about 'progressiveness' and 'tolerance'?

reported thread on that FBI report site thingy, have fun faggots.

bump keep this thread alive so the FBI has time to track these pussies.

Wow. I never thought I'd live to see a level of faggotry this epic.

Muh freedom of speech. Right, trump doesn't believe in that

How many dicks do you currently have jammed in your asshole?

>when youre 12 years old and on Sup Forums for the first time

thats right, keep this thread alive butt hurt liberals that voted for the most corrupt criminal that ever run for prez, keep it up soon you will have FBI knocking on your door.

bait at this point

Reported to Homeland Security.

You do not "joke" about killing the leader of this country, OP.

And it looks like you need to learn this firsthand.
No, deleting the thread won't stop them from coming.

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The FBI will go to this guys house
To take him up on his offer

I second the nomination.

Edgy

Better if he just disappears.

This would be ideal

...

Reported as being a faggot.

>the most corrupt criminal that ever run for prez

No, that fat, orange, dumbass shitpounder has already taken office.

HURR HURR REPORTED THEY'RE GON GIT YOU

You faggots are always worth a chuckle.

I personally can't wait for Trump to get impeached or murdered.

When I see it on tv, I'll be sure to think of this successful thread.

Why? You don't like trump? Literally has done nothing wrong beside do what u percieve is wrong meaning invalid for an argument

You need to publicly apologize for being such a flaming faggot.

bastards are so devious that they'd prolly pin it on a Russian and claim Putin ordered the hit personally.

>Implying the libtards don't get assblasted to the point they all actually do something about the election

Shut up. If you are OP you are fucked.
Fucked.

>Why? You don't like trump?

Because he's a demonstrable moron. He shouldn't be anywhere near the White House or the nuclear codes.

How about you kill yourself buddy. The world would be 1 retard less.

I could have you reported too.

look faggot I don't think you understand that the Secret Service takes "jokes" like this seriously.

Now I'll give you a minute to delete this post but if I see it at 2:04 PST I will turn you in.

Except you literally can't stop sucking dick.

Hohooooo this has to be bait if it's not still pretty funny

Idiot.

I'll report you

Someone going to assassinate him because he's a big ole meany face or something? Liberals can fuck off.

I am not a homosexual
homosexuals deserve to be executed
you take that back
or I will report you

haha, the thread falls more under conspiring to kill the prez and less under free speech, hopefully someone will make a example out of all these lets kill the prezident liberal faggots lmao, I mean given who they have backed, the most corrupt criminal that ever run for prez Hilary, we should have expected liberals to conspire to such things as their beloved Hilary who herself doesnt back down from killing people who disagree with her, bbye hope FBI makes a example out of you,

For accurately calling you a faggot? Faggot.

Nah. We just want to piss off his fanboys.

When he does get offed you lot will finally shut up

GODDAMMIT IT IS ILLEGAL TO TALK ABOUT THAT SHIT
CUT THAT FUCKING SHIT OUT

Faggot confirmed.

Look faggot I don't think you understand that anonymous takes "keks" like this carelessly.

Now I'll give you the rest of your existence to delete yourself via stream but if I don't ever see it I will still laugh at how much of a double fail nigger faggot troll you are.

He'll commit suicide without even realizing and take all of you with him, no need for assassination.

Doubt you really want to do that. #2 in line is an actual conservative republican.

So guys I've been wondering. Is the color of his face an unfortunate accident, or is it from going to the tanning salon? I swear I can see the goggle marks around his eyes which aren't orange.

I would take you seriously but you have nigger cum on your lip.

Moot did it

I will assassinate Donald Trump.
Child porn
Terrorism is good
Bomb children's holspital.
Other keywords that are illegal.

Trump is a faggot and so are his pussy fanboys

Whynotboth.jpeg

COPS ARE COMING GUYS !!
QUICK EVERYBODY RUN !!

What's stopping the two of them being killed at the same time... or even better. The whole team under one roof?

This.

This guy gets it

I'm guessing it's some shitty self tanner. You have seen the national atrocity that is the dude's hair, right?

Have any of you niggers lost your sex drive. Been about a year, literally no desire to fuck. Had to force a semi just to roast this bitch's pussy the other night. Had to get her off my back.

because if you don't like Trump you're a liberal apparently

If you don't like flump then you're opinion will trigger me

>Secret Service takes "jokes" like this seriously
First it was DHS, then FBI. Now you've informed the secret service? Oh no!

>being this much of a faggot
>over a faggot

Kim-Jong Un

Or they'all just claim Lee Harvey Oswald survived Jack Ruby's "assassination attempt" and track him down only to report he's mysteriously disappeared

REPORTED

REPORTED YOU FUCKING DIPSHIT
YOU WILL FIND OUT FIRST HAND WHAT PERSONAL RESPONSIBLITY IS

President Dumpy is your coked out uncle who spray tans obsessively and drives with the top down.

Could give a few tips...

>implying Trump is really the leader of this country
>implying he's not a puppet

#TrumpIsFat

This isnt 1984. Conspiring to murder trump yeah that's illegal. Joking about small hands getting axed is definitely kosher