Be a 25 year old virgin

>Be a 25 year old virgin
>Never dated or kissed a girl either
So how old are you virgins?

Same bro, except I kissed a few girls in middle school

I can't have sex even if I wanted to, cause I need circumcising, but I'm scared to get it done

I was just looking at this on ED. Crazy. I must have mind-controlled you bitch.

I cant have sex cause i still live at home and my mom wont allow it

How fucking lucky you are to never have experienced your heart being broken by your SO.

24, 6 years a kv looking to become a wizard. As long as succubi and waifus don't count.

I'm 18, but I hope I will never get married. In case I'm horny, I will just call up a prostitute

So fuck her, assert the dominance of your latent male ancestry!

20 and will probably remain a kv since i'm not interested in sexual/romantic relationships. i'd rather that it'll stay that way because i like having lots of free time to myself

>cause I need circumcising
Why?

Phibimosis, i did no fap for a year and now my foreskin stays over the head of my wonderous rod of blizzard.

Foreskin and frenulum are too tight. It hurts to even try masturbate, so trying to fuck would be even more hell

I was 22 when I really lost my virginity (benis in vagina :DDD)
>had gotten a blow job when 19
>had been wanked off in a girls bed at 21
>finally met a girl at 22 who was travelling around my country
>she was 30, and we fucked for a week straight before she moved on
>I went to visit her once in Ireland and fucked her a week long two/three times a day again, fingered her in the bus, did all kinds of weird shit that I thought was hot
>never saw her again afterwards
>had a couplle of girlfriends since
>getting sex is now so much more obvious to me, like girls want to have sex too

AMA

im a 22 kissless virgin and always single

Women piss me the fuck off, they talk as if they think their actions don't mean jack shit cuz they were born a female.

sexism - sexism doesnt fucking exist, why? just because you was born a female doesnt mean you aren't allowed to be spoken the truth to, then white knights defend the whore bitch wanting attention because she was born a female. you say sexism exists, if you need hitting, you need fucking hitting, fuck your extra rights as a woman you sexist cunt

born as a female, you continue to act like a whore, loving the attention you get, when you get harressed cuz your bitchj ass deserved it, you let the white knights guard you, worthless fucking cucks and whores need to be raped and murdered

you complain about getting raped when you act like a fucking whore, dumb fucking bitch

to all the fucking skanks out there, get fucking pregnant again, shut your god dam fucking mouth and do your job, i dont give a fuck that your a female and your bullshit white knight sissy bullshit, you talk shit to me, you get the truth back you disgusting fucking whore.

>inb4 bait
>inb4 wannabee elliot rodger
>inb4 copy pasta

none of the above, just stating fucking facts, women talk about "muh rights" white knight trash continue to give bitches every right in the book, cant hit them, cant be abusive to them, whores need fucking raping, tortured and murdered

that your boyfriend broke up on you doesn't make you less of a faggot

I'm 33.

Virgin, never had a girlfriend (or boyfriend, for that matter).

I have a friend from childhood whom i have always wanted to bone, she likes horses, she may be gay, how can i seduce her user?

That is the game under current society's rules my forever virgin friend. Try seeing it from their perspective.
>I like to be social
>I like to get some attention
>I like guys that take care of themselves so they can take care of me
>I want to be with a guy who can take care of me
>I can lick your penis if you give me the right attention

See that user, that is not too hard. No use being angry at women, they are not as smart as you so they don't know what they're doing wrong. It's best to see them as talking to children. It asserts your dominance and you can show what a good father you would make for their children.

28

Teach us your ways O wise one

im not fucking a bitch with the IQ of a fucking nigger thank you very much

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I'm 28. The only reason I'm a virgin is cause I'm horribly poor. I could never even afford to dress properly.

Sure buddy

20, had 2 gfs, fucked 3 girls, kissed more than 200

I must become a burly russian master of horse and bear alike?

Basically is impossibke never kissed a girl

Even smart girls are like that. Dumb girls go more for superficial stuff like looks imo

And there are two kind of people in this world
>bitches
>not bitches

So make sure you're in shape and not a bitch.

first kiss/sex was last year when i was 23, this 33 yo fat lady got my number from my mom for some reason and then she texted me.. the conversation turned sexual quite quickly and i opened up to her that i never kissed or had sex before. Long story short, we met a couple of days later and she taught me how to kiss, how to fuck and etc. we kinda dated for a couple of months and i dumped her. never heard of her ever since.

nty, she can be raped, not fucked, get what she wants, raped, pregnant and then we can fuck off, thats what all these whores want, whore doesnt get a romantic fuck till she gains some IQ points and learns some fucking manners

>wonderous rod of blizzard.

A couple things have kept me a virgin:

- introverted, social awkward, border-line hermit
- a seeming lack of romantic or sexual interest from others

Despite having very little self-esteem, I don't think I'm unattractive. But historically people have had no interest in me in that way.

I am 35. Never kissed a girl, "never" fucked one. I putted never between quotes because I actually hired a hooker when I was 32, but i managed to get half hard on for like 30 seconds, and then i went limp, so i don't consider it a proper fuck.

I was almost 18 before i kissed anyone. : ( Doing fine now though.

Don't worry, you're not missing out on much.

Be 23. Fucked 64 girls. Kissed idk how many. Too many. Started when I was 12. But it's all cool. Sold Molly in college so that's unfair advantage

If she likes horses, you know her for a long time and she might be gay I guess you have been friendzone's and you need to break through that.

I know a guy who only gets girlfriends by breaking through the friendzone, he did that like three times so it very well possible.

This guys character is that he is super lazy very prone to behavioural addiction but very intelligent and a little bit stern and sometimes quite funny.

How he gets those girls as far as I know is the classic way:
>go to a party with lots of booze with the girls
>get them quite tipsy but not too drunk
>at some point they arrive at a quiet area alone
>make out
>maybe fuck
>keep in touch with her all the time
>making plans to see each other regularly
>???
>relationship

The trick of breaking through the relationship is that he is the kind of guy that takes the opportunity when the girls are a little bit drunk while the girls know him as a very civilised gentleman since he is part of nobility (although no one takes that actually serious).

If you give more information and specific questions we can discuss more

If anyone needs some IQ points at this current moment then it would be you fag

fapping and sex are both fun

but sex with a new girl and the thrill of the hunt makes sex better than fapping to be quite honest family

I find it's best to just smile a lot and make a lot of jokes and start touching on the ones that magnetize to ya. Seems to work out.

do you even lift?

20 here, genuinely considering an escort. Only £50 for 30mins could be worth.

Why haven't you fucked anyone? You can go to any dive in the world and find that one 45yo alcoholic bitch and she'd be so happy to have someone as young as you. You could get laid (even with sever autism) and it would make her fucking week.

I'm 33. List my virginity at 13 to a guy. First girl, I was 17.

Lol at you forever virgins.

fag

idiot

kys

see ^

but can afford internet
fuck off

lsr

mentally-ill

kek

> £50 for 30mins
kek

I'm pretty skinny, to be honest. 5'8'' and about 130 lbs. Been doing calisthenics are a few months; that's helped muscle tone, at least. Ottermode is the goal, but I doubt it'll matter when it comes to attracting anyone. I'm like a ghost.

>Sup Forums

>"never get married"

Right decision. Divorce and custody laws and a society that enables hypergamy make marriage for most men a hellhole.

If you still want to marry, though, then only do it if you know you have options (dread game). I know some men go into LTRs because of scarcity, because they think used up pussy is better than nothing, but in that case you can just as well go to a hooker instead of allowing yourself to be a beta buck.

Assuming you're a beta, you'll get once a month starfish sex anyway. So why not shill 100 bucks for sex with a hooker once a month instead?

>19
>done everything except peepee in bagina

to be quite honest depends a lot on the type of girl

Sometimes just striking up normal conversation at a party can be enough to get you in a situation where your dick gets sucked in the kitchen although you really don't want it that much because you have a girlfriend and know that although it feels nice now you will eat yourself with guilt so you tell her to stop and then a couple of months later when your girlfriend is giving you shit you really regret you didn't cum in the mouth of Alicia from Kansas.

Yeah like my girl literally is always on my dick. Even at dinner she puts her feet up under the table and rubs my dick. Iunno. She submissive and literally just wants to be fucked constantly, she doesn't even whine about it at all. She literally just dresses like a slut around the house and is constantly doing sexy things. I think I've found happiness. Plus she works and has her payments set up to my card. Says I handle money better and I should be in charge. And she loves bringing in 1-4 extra girls and doing a bunch of ecstasy. Happiness.

you don't need money to dress properly
even H&M and Uniqlo sell reasonable stuff

>19
>not p'in in the v

Y even liv

Definitely. I got a couple Groupon suits. Groupon shirts. Groupon shoes. Went out to the bar dressed up in a casual suit. Sooo much tail. 2 piece slim fit was 28$. Was ballin

36 and counting.

Then travel the world young man. I meet plenty of other introverted people while travelling from hostel to hostel and then after a few awkward moments starting talks and some alcohol as social lubricant we go to other places to look at stuff. You can consider travelling a hobby and it will teach you a lot about the world but most of all yourself.

>>>>trv
has some pretty neet advices

and maybe you'll meet some girl to put benis in bagina. I met a girl while abroad whom I might marry in a few years. Also I lost my virginity to a girl that was travelling around as stated in p.s.
use condoms on girls you don't know

p.p.s.
so make sure you have condoms available in your toiletries

OP I am a wizard. No girl has ever given me an STD.

tfw I'll never buy condoms just in case
tfw I'll never get laid so whats even the point

This wizard just keeps giving strength.....
He will become, dare I say, a grand wizard.

Not only does that sound terrifying (social anxiety kicked in just reading it), but I'm borderline poverty level.

Traveling has always interested me, but I don't see it happening.

most people don't even know the difference between a cheap suit and a /fa/cking expensive loose fitting sweater that was made by some Belgian designer by his child sexslaves in his basement.

An easy iron H&M shirt and some cheap suit makes you already stand out (stop wearing sneakers to any lurkers who read this)

OP I've had a few single moms that wanted to hang out with me. I said no. Not a good idea. They are too emotional.

32 year old virgin. Kissed a couple girls. Have a kid. But no sex.

>20
>virgin, not kissless
>never had a gf
>probably never will at the rate i'm doing things
>last kiss was 2 years ago

It wouldn't surprise me at all if most guys here had dominant mothers and weak beta males as fathers.

the last one is a Trump supporter... kek

Nah brah. When my foreskin gets tight after a couple of days of no sex or no fap a good fucking is just what it needs. A wet pussy and the motion feels so fucking good and its tight in there that you dont even realizing that your stretching your foreskin out and when youre done its actually even a little loose. Also when shes licking it and her tongue goes in there is fucking heaven.

One time asked about my sex history by 2 drunk girls. Lied that I had sex. Not true and I am 31.

29 and getting paid double of the average pay of people with the same age. Having no gf allow me to put almost everything away for my hobbies and holidays... Not yo speak about an home. :)

>just read what the people say there as inspiration. You don't need that much money if you go to a poor country.

I used to be very shut-in myself as well and still am but I also am quite intelligent and I learnt to adapt to society. There is no shame in letting your old ways be the past and decide to make a change. If you think you need to do it in the future you are mistaken
>you can decide right where you are at right this moment that you want to make a change
>visualise who you would want to be (this is actually the hard part)
>think of how you would go about becoming that person in small steps
>long and hard road of actually trying to become the man you want to be
>readjust your compass every once in a while
>repeat until you die

Being adult is not only about filling in taxes

pfft. Don't act like you haven't had sex because you're so successful. All that shows is that you're too stupid to manage your professional career and your personal life correctly.

I always tell them I'm a virgin but I'm also lying
>it's better to make jokes about it user, they can smell it from a distance and might actually pity fuck you

Just fuck her in the ass, no problem

check'd & rekt

Mother is a sweetheart, but can be a hardass, father is a loveable hardass and stepdad is a loveable hardass.

How do you get pity fucked?

>you have to be over 18 years of age to post on this board

26/m here, my only sexual experience was with another boy at 17, we kissed, he gave me head and we did mutual masturbation. Am I a virgin?

tfw he was 18 in 1983

girls will come up and say
>user you really never had sex
>really? never?
>so you have no clue how to do this?
>but you're so adorable?
and here comes the tricky part, where preferably one of her friends tells her to take your v-card so it can either go:
>I'm sure you'll find someone someday
or
>come on user, I'll show you

yes you filthy homo
>only sticking your penis in a tight hole counts
>the village bicycle doesn't count either

That was me at 20 as well, just get in shape and go to places with girls and before you know it you're swimming in pussy
>protip 20-year old girls are just past the phase of virginity and most of them are in the phase of casual sex because they actually like to have sex

also don't become too desperate and offer them money. They are humans not vending machines

Wrong. I'm 31yo virgin, and my mother is dead when I was 9yo. And my father is not a beta, he stills gets laid more than me and he is 70yo...

I'm in ok shape, i work out 3 times a week, defined abs bla bla. I think it mostly has with me having too high standards. But I don't want to fuck chicks I don't find attractive, so it's just me being difficult really. It'll happen when it happens though. I have a mate that is legit socially retarded with girls, and even he got a fuckfriend when he went to uni.

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21 year old virgin here, mother was over-caring but otherwise good and father was great. Every loser I've seen has had an over-caring mother

25 here too

Never had a GF, only kissed a girl when i was like 8-9.

Ask me anything.

Some of the most charismatic and generally likeable guys I know have really sweet mothers.

27. Almost at wizard status

>not fucking chubby girls for practice

Lost mine at 26 to a 22 year old 7/10.

There is always time to turn things around.

Start working out, make real friends, start a real hobby, socialize for real.

Also, don't lower your standards. Be reasonable about your expectations, but don't get desperate and bone a fattie just because you had the chance.

Yes, she will know it's your first time.

No, she won't care.

Mashallah you SHould become a muslim and get your muslim wife and strogn faith and brothers

That's the thing though, I don't want to fuck for practice. I'm not averse to chubby girls, but if I don't find a girl attractive I won't try at all. I remember at a new years party a friend of mine tried to hook me up with this pretty chubby 4/10. Didn't feel attracted to her at all, and I didn't want to fuck her just for the sake of losing my virginity. Friend fucked her later on though kek

20 euros in Lebanon to fuck Syrian qts desu

become muslim you cealry have the God rules inside you Mike tyson is now Malik abdul Aziz you can become too

i lost my virginity at 22. this chart has always been bullshit.

Muslim girls will be your wifes for life and no bitching

>losing your virginity is special
only if you're in a committed long term relationship

otherwise it doesn't really matter how you lose it

also maybe try to hook up with guys? see if that does anything for you

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26
just like you in the other terms
who really cares about girls or sex, meh...

33, no girl over the age of 12 has ever been interested in me.