I am about to have female company this evening. Can you seriously recommend me a good film to watch with her...

I am about to have female company this evening. Can you seriously recommend me a good film to watch with her? I'd like to get lucky, naturally.

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only lovers left alive
at surface level she'll think it's cool but at the same time she'll get bored and won't mind fuckin instead

>uncovered ass on books
and i thought the ones i check out from the library were bad

What's she like?
Pretty important factor

I have a friend who put on 500 Days of Summer every time he had a girl at his place. Apparently, it works with every girl. But they were kinda ~special snokflakes hipster.

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A quiet, shy girl, loves books, no idea about her film taste. Not much into politics, sports and such, more into arts and whatnot.

Happiness, it's a fun romantic comedy you can both enjoy.

WOW A SEXY INTELLECTUAL WOW

>500 Days of Summer
this, I've tried it and it most definitely works

i'm an expert on this

fullmetal jacket

>uncovered ass on books

>that trash taste in literature
1/10 wouldn't bang

Se7en

No, jokes aside, that was the only film that actually shocked me

The Last Airbender.

Voting for this. Happiness (1998) WILL GET YOU LAID.

What is she like?
Most basic bitches are fine with some light hearted shit. Don't pretend to be an intellectual to impress a girl that just wants to watch a normie movie.

>Lolita
Stop the meme that this is a good book

Makes sense she chose that end to deal with those books

beautiful feet

She has beautiful feet.

>Full Metal Feminism
2/10, would only hate fuck then spit in her face then throw her down some stairs

any Wes Anderson flick

kek

Worst pile of "intellectual" novels she could have possibly chosen

Frontal, not metal

>this book is good but the cover looks like shit

I know never to watch it while in a relationship but does it really get girls going?

Menace to society

>every single one /lit/'s favorite books
oh wow it's like poetry or something

Shame
According to annons this have often lead to sex.

You clearly don't browse /lit/

the woodsman

>books for sale - like new (slight stains on some covers(

Memoirs of a Geaish wins hands down if you want to get your dick wet. Already scored 4 times with the help of that movie. That or Click.

When I was younger, Garden State worked like a charm. Then again it was 12 years ago (please let me die)

I owe so much of my sexual experience to Zach Braff and the Garden State soundtrack.

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i certainly have and at least half of those books are in the wiki

imdb.com/title/tt1289569/

or

imdb.com/title/tt0108539/

>Noticing the book titles

Wew lads.

A few years back I tried Zoolander
It wasn't a complete failure, but I don't think I could call it a success