Dubs decide

Dubs decide

Said if I matched they were probably in 5th percentile of attractiveness

Ravioli ravioli give me the nudeioli

KEK

der it is

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Kek

Kill me

And we wait

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I'm 95% thats a fake profile op.
OP getting catfished

I'm gay

Other girl in the meantime?

my dog died yesterday

Sex me daddy

suck my cum rocket

I fuck dogs just fyi

my dick died yesterday
resurrect it with your tight throat

fpbp

I make big cums for you

I want to shoot cum upon your face

My nickname in highschool was the cat killer because I'll murder that pussy

send this

i'll suck your dad off

WINRAR

i have a cut on my dick, can you kiss it better

The plantation I would have would be the biggest
The nigs on my cotton farm would work the quickest
They'd contribute to making this moon the richest
Slave owner in the south, and I'd have the thickest
Dick too, and I could write my sick-ass rhymes in peace
Then at night I'd kick back and count my dimes in peace
The only time one of my niggers would cease
To work is if they died or were caught by the police
My house would be the whitest, like my skin's the lightest
I'd make sure they never got a chance in the slightest
To ever obtain rights or escape to the north
Their use as my nig slave would be their only worth
If they bitched, I would lash'em, and then I'd stash'em
In the cellar, then a day later I would cash'em
Back in for bank, I'd be the king of the slave trade
Bitches would be jealous of the money I made with

hahah bro i like a good c0ck

can I suck in your farts like a bong hit?

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i raped my daughter this morning. filled her stomach up with my cum and stretched out her throat

My lungs are full of gravy and cum
And from oblivion I sniff your bum
But tomorrow will never be
In the arms of each other free

this

can i cum in your dad?

Wanna watch me suck my own dick? I'm really good at it.

Rol

this
also add she's dead

I hate niggers

send

Smegma magma make me mine

I am a vegan atheist. Care to debate me?

WINRAR

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You can't send pics on tinder anymore

keked

Bitch, don't ignore me! I'm an ISIS militant!

Kek

First girl respond

winrar

id use your dead aborted fetus as a fleshlight if you dont message me back btch

Daym B y u buggin?

roll kek

Can you see if my butt still has toilet paper pieces? I bought this cheap kind cause it was on sale and I'm poor and as a result it breaks apart easily especially when I take wet shits lol

i have cancer, need nudes

rollllllllllllllll

Rpll

this

This

Still waiting on this.

Got kicked off the farm for milking a cow, turns out it was a bull not a dairy cow lol

Send her a dick pic

response to first girl: you sure don't wanna miss that ravioli. And I don't wanna miss on that nudeioli. send nudes or ill kill you cunt

this

My faggotry has no limits

WINRAR

you kill me or i kill you, you decide. no decision to be made if nudez tho

[...]send nudes or I'll kill your familioli

Fixed

My Ex cheated with a married man. He now lives with her. He is a POS.. but anyway, I still have login for her DVR. I logged in, erased all her shows, then recorded only the show "Cheaters." Petty, but it makes me laugh.

I was waiting for better responses but they weren't coming. Try to keep it more subtle it's more fun that way imo

Anyways delivery

actually, you're right, im gonna roll for that
>response to first girl: you sure don't wanna miss that ravioli. And I don't wanna miss on that nudeioli. send nudes or ill kill your familioli

Kid stole my water bottle. I opened it up and left it inside his backpack.

"Do you have a spare 10 dollars i can have?"

A guy at work pissed me off. I placed this Craigslist ad with his phone number. 2 free goats. Hablas espanol.
He spent the rest of the day getting calls every 15 minutes or so.

Only one of my STD test came back positive

Roll for this

Try hardaaaaaaaaaaahr

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Holy. Shit. This is amazing.
How do I join the revolution? Where do I buy this year supply of toilet paper with Donald Trump's face on it?
You have my shit.

kek, she's laughing

Op here rolling for this

winrar including pic

reroll to make sure this gets in

instant trips op, that's how you do it

this

Somehow, you are winning. I'll press the doubt button

However, I roll for this

I am a murderer.

Ex killed a cat, tried to save her the anguish of learning that it belonged to a little kid who loved it a lot, but my ex was a bitch so fuck her feelings. Wanna hear the whole story?

Is she laughing for real?

Rollanza

I'm just interested in eating your shit, thats what causes You to be attractive, not your looks, heh.

This wouldn't work because I can't post pics on tinder. Post text anyways or no?

When I was 12 a couple of kids beat me up and stole my iPod. My father called the police and two of the bigger shit sacks were caught immediately. When I went to court my incredible lawyer ripped their public defender attorney a new asshole and managed to win me $700 restitution for the iPod they had stolen from me and broken. Guess what? That iPod was already broken. I told the judge they cracked it. That $700 was their families grocery money for the month or whatever so the whole family was kicked on the street. Last I heard one killed himself, one died of a heroin overdose, the mother became a prostitute and the father was long lost before this happened. Don't steal my fucking iPod.

yes. Just leave out the pic

protip: if you actually respond to what she is saying it's more fun

Ok, i'm sorry for those things i said, but i'm missing something, oh yeah send nudes

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why not haven't you ever felt the pleasure of killing for not getting nudes? you decide!

Holy shit, I was just scrolling through Sup Forums and had to reply to this gold nugget. I have no idea what's going on in this thread, but this image was worth coming here tonight.

But seriously I am rerouting your IP address to your most recent log in. It only takes me like 10 minutes to find your street address. It would be in your best interest you whore

Op here rolling for this or gtfo

I'm sorry. I'm just anxious talking to someone as pretty as you. How bout you just come over and let me play with those boobies?

Joking aside, How about you and me grab some burritos for lunch tomorrow?