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Are we ok with this?

I think it's [spoiler]AOTY[/spoiler]

Blackies out

17 YOU'RE NATURE'S QUEEN
YEAH YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

wHo here has it Glam level yet

Help, I wanna fuck a girl this weekend and she loves metal more than anything. Her favorite bands are airboure, iron maiden, powerful, rammstein, trivium, sabaton, cultus ferox, eluveitie, machine head and tenacious d.

How do I D her?

Can somebody post that three part proto-metal chart an user made a while back?

It's much better than when another metal band tried to rip off Depeche Mode
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introduce her to ghost and in solitude

What is considered as brain metal?

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Mercyful Fate
King Diamond
Grand Magus
Savatage
Dio
Iced Earth
Nevermore
Communic
Ghost

>Iced Earth
>Dio
But I like those.

djent

Should be easier to convince her you like them then.

>tfw I showed my mom a Sabaton song and she liked it

What should I be listening to.

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>don't feel like a girl and it's not getting clearer
>but i don't feel like a man

what did he mean by this?

Thank you based user

Save this one, I cleaned up a few cover images.

Why do people find it funny to post just shitty stuff?

I DON'T WANNA BE
I DON'T WANNA BE ME
I DON'T WANNA BE
ME ANY MORE OOOORE

Anyone unironically likes Cradle of Filth here?

whats you plan? push the play button and expect her to lay down naked?
>2017
>having pre-marital sex
kys you filthy marxist degenerate

Only their pre-2000 stuff

>>>/dmu/

1 can diet cherry 7up + 3 shots bottom shelf rum + 1 packet of sugar = how weird? nb4 gay I already know that.

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My mom listens to Ne Obliviscaris

I DON'T WANNA BE
I DON'T WANNA BE
I DON'T WANNA BE
THE CRIMSON IDOL OF A MILLION EYES

>Slayers is bad because it's popular.

FOAD

Go to bed Richmond

lmao

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I WANNA BE SOMEBODY
BE SOMEBODY SOON
I WANNA BE SOMEBODY
BE SOMEBODY TOO

Metallica and testament wrote the best thrash balla-
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what do think about this man? is he a hack?

rec me "some" metal

His high squeals are a guilty pleasure of mine desu

Legitimately one of the best DM vocalists of all time

I do.

BLACK/SPEED FUKKING AOTY

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>tfw too intelidjent to listen to anything but glam

Impressive. Vocals are 10/10.

you mean djent

GOOOOOOD IM SO LONELYYYYY

>Deafheaven clone
>anything higher than 3/10

>came out before sunbather
>fucking niege
hmmmmmmmm i think it's better than 3/10 t b h

>fucking niege
Neige is pure and is only for handholding

didn't mean it that way sorry

So what are death metal essentials? Would really appreciate good answers.

What headphones are good for BM?

Slipknot

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a pair of potatoes

Evanescence

Sup Forums is so shit

Korn

>user can't take a joke

>'twas merely a ruse

thoughts on sonata arctica?

I still can't tell if this is ironic or not
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what is good metal?

great chart, thank you

see

Does Sup Forums like Megadeth?

They forgot the "a" haha :3 silly musicians

where are my stoner metal bros at?

I honestly prefer them to Metallica and quite a lot of other thrash metal bands.
Their music is lot more flavorful and interesting imo, also their solos are insane.

Real talk, when and how did glam become a meme?

gimme some weed grind charts

Was glam ever not a meme?

Don't know about Sup Forums but they'll always be one of my favorite metal bands ever.
Tasty riffs, tight bass lines, mind bending guitar players and drummers.

When (((Hollywood))) exploited the scene and high cut swimsuit bimbos became more important than riffs

It was popular music back in the day, so at least there was an excuse.

>Bwaaah why people don't spoonfeed me?

>let's keep the guitars as low as we can, who likes guitars anyway?
>but the cymbals are super important make sure we can hear them as loud as possible
>and obviously fuck the bass
>and vocals
>let's just do a whole album about fucking cymbals
Fucking shitty ass boring album

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I get it.

early bands were just heavy metal and hard rock bands just being hard rock and metal bands so going out in just t-shirt and jeans wasn't rock star enough and also alot of venues would kick out punk bands or bands that looked like punk bands.

the good stuff got popular and then te big corperate suits came in to make a profit and snatced up anything with teased feathered hair thinking it would sell.

the problem is that the shit over took the good stuff and these corperate types don't get it they think this thing is popular so this thing that is like this thing but has gone through our focus groups will also sell.

he funny thing is everone says grunge killed glam whilst grunge was just the same shit really but moody.

This is a really confusing list

>funny thing is everone says grunge killed glam whilst grunge was just the same shit really but moody
Mother Love Bone is a good example of this

what's the difference between black metal and death metal ?

Death metal isn't shit

Black metal is for niggers, death metal is for wiggers, power metal is for aryan males

But these big record companies bought any band that had a flannel shirt

THIS
REICH WILL RISE

I like the metal with a more had rock edge any recs

I managed to listen through two thirds of The Last Stand yesterday.
People actually like this shit?

>not liking trvest war metal

Badlands, House of Lords, Rough Cutt, the list goes on...

Who /SummerBreeze2017/ here?

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Why, because some of it is actually good and some ain't dm at all?

>tfw metal will NEVER has as good lyrics as blues, country and folk

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Yacht metal is for you my friend

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Do you like the latest Iced Earth album?

I've only ever heard Burnt Offerings and Dante's Inferno is a masterpiece.

>Dantes Inferno
Too bad the singer changed.