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UNCUTFAGS ETERNALLY BTFO

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>>What if i get someone who's uncircumcised?
>>Run out of the room screaming. It's like finding a gun on the street, just scream and get out of there!

t. Palestine

What a surprise a jewish dominated industry is shilling circumcision

Wow... Jewy movie made by Jewy Jew Jews has a scene berating uncircumcised penises?

Are there any other "Jokes" in the movie like making fun of pork or shellfish?

Those jokes sound hilarious!

Think again.

WTF? I hate natural dicks now

Kristin Bell and Jada Pinkett are Jews?

How cucked your country has to be to consider this normal?

This

>americans are getting less and less circumcised with each new male born
>pretty soon the generation of women that wants men to be mutilated because muh aesthetics will die off soon, being the last of their kind
>decades of kike programming since WWII will be over

Thank you, Jesus.

feeling happy for burgers. Welcome to the civilized world where genital mutilation is frowned upon.

Anyone wanna explain to me why the fuck americucks push the circumcised narrative?

My first thought is so that jews don't get mocked

>tfw circumcised at birth
why the fuck would my parents do that, they are not even religious, nor is it a requirement even if they were

so that they wouldn't wank their little cocks. America has a sick outlook towards sexuality and violence.

I usually hate Sup Forums shit but that is the most "middle aged jewish man" thing I've ever read

>implying it isn't conservative christian programming being cast off

They wanted it done back before jews were even allowed in the golf clubs.

so that you wouldn't suffer from all the witty anteater dick jokes and movies like this, user. Aren't you happy now.

It's a holdover from when masturbating was evil and nobody gave a fuck about the well-being of babies.

Americans are just accustomed to infantile genital mutilation, there's no excuse for it.

They think a dry crackled glans and dumb mushroom shape looks better, and don't care that the foreskin is more sensitive, and reduces friction so sex is smoother and more pleasurable for the woman

They're frightened because they know that circumcision on children is going to be made illegal this decade.

Some American customs are naturally freaky.

Uncut here. Mother demanded it. Bad joke, but otherwise it looks like it could be a passably funny movie.

For a night with my girlfriend

Veronica Mars was anti-male propaganda.

Jada Pinkett is black, and blacks are an agent of the Jews.

>Murrican daddies are so butthurt jelly about their son's foreskin that they have it cut off
>Murrican mommies are so butthurt about not getting to fuck a man with a complete penis that they're willing to cut off their son's foreskin so the son's future wife would have to suffer the same fate
Why murricans so butthurt tho?

Hahaha all the cheesedicks in here eternally assupset

I hooked up with a few American girls while I was there and not a single one of them complained about my unmultilated dick

I saw in (((sex and the city))) and (((seinfeld))) that being uncircumsized is really weird!

t. Cheesedick fantasy that never happened

Lets be honest what reason is there to be uncut?

It is healthier. It looks better. The only reason anyone is uncut is because they are antisemitic.

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Which Christians?

>cheesedick
You don't wash your penis, bro?
I personally wash my penis at least twice a day. Usually the number goes up to 4.
You should really wash your penis bro. It's not polite to go around town with an unwashed penis.

>The only reason anyone is uncut is because they are antisemitic.
The biggest group of circumcised people in the world are antisemitic, i.e. Muslims

The aren't wrong. Uncut penis's ARE hideous and filthy

Yes, good goy
Our ways of mutilating dicks are the norm

You know we can wash our dick right?

Fucks up your dick sensibility, doesn't look better at all and how the fuck is it healthier?

>complain about jews 247
>adopt all their customs

you right now

defending being circumcised is the most cuck you can possibly be

it's literally defending having sexual pleasure withheld from you forever

at least if your gf cheats on you you can get a new gf

I would do the same if I found out I was with a single mom.

youtube.com/watch?v=cEO7zDdmm-w&feature=youtu.be&t=1m35s

>You know we can wash our dick right?
Cutfags don't have to wash. Our dicks don't smell.

Do zoo's circumcize animals to make their dicks cleaner?

What about pet owners?

Because it was country founded by puritans.

>americans and muslims literally cut their kids dicks off, like they neuter their pets

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>Motherhood is lane and boring and unrewarding lol!
>Women in their mid to late 30s partying and drinking like college sophomores, so cool! You go girls, this is empowering!
>Uhh women are sexual too, mmh gotta get that dick ;)

I want this world to burn.

do you think animals and humans have the same dicks?

>women are fine with comments like this, but don't want you to ever body shame them in any possible way, including in ways that they have physically help by exercise and diet

This is why feminism is fundamentally wrong

This. This movie is like a gigantic degenerate propaganda film that once again is anti family and pro selfish individualism

>idk but

I hate it when retards do this.

Muslims also mutilate the women.
So to muslim men an unmutilated vagina is just as weird as an unmutilated dick is to american women.

Can't really blame them.

>that frame where the pregnant woman is partying drunk

Americans celebrate mutilating babies AND fetal alcohol syndrome?

wew

>cutfags need LUBRICATION to jerk off

you dont? kek

Her State shut down the abortion clinics so she's doing it the old fashioned way

>wuah mutilated mutilated

Do you uncutfags also think losing the umbilical cord is being mutilated? The foreskin just doesn't belong permanently on your dick.

I don't blame uneducated American women for thinking uncut dicks are ugly, because when "uncut" dicks show up in porn there's an extravagant chance of it being an ugly disgusting phimosis dick, one of the very few legitimate reasons for cutting your dick. They even fucking sell "uncut" dildos that are moulds of phimosis dicks.

Now this is some offensively bad piece of propaganda. Sure, most people are fucking retards, but this is nust bad.

>just put the agendas into a movie

They're still doing the original Eddie Bernays' tricks, without taking the account that you need to improve on them.

This is just sad

Have you ever seen an uncut dildo?

Rest my case.

Does Kirsten bell get naked in this flick, Thats really all that matters.

>More women will watch this and decide its empowering to be a piece of shit useless cunt and ruin their children, their husbands, their, their families and societies lives

im praying for rain im praying for tidal waves

t. Totally a medical professional, guys

you know that goes to the belly button right? you werent connected to your jewish mom by your dick

Allahu Ackbar.

the foreskin retracts when the man is aroused you doofus

Umbilical cord will fall off by itself after awhile.
>tfw uncut
>tfw parents didn't want me tied down with no anesthetics and have my dick cut up
>tfw masturbate with no lube

feels fucking great

>jews were even allowed in the golf clubs
Kikes just suck at sports, surprising though with the huge noses their air intake should be superior.

Western civilization is nearly over. The great flood is coming, only this time the "flood" will wipe the genetic slate clean, and DNA like yours and ours will be swirling around the toilet for one final flush, just as it should. Orwell said, "if you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stomping on a human face - forever." That's pretty close, but instead of a boot it's a tactical DC parkour shoe, and the human face is smiling orgasmically.

The face is smiling because we all crave drama and torment and punishment. We crave drama because when our lives are dramatic and miserable, they more closely resemble an episode of Sex and the City or one of those Zach Rogan romantic comedies we like (featuring Russell Brand as Faggot Piece of Crap) and some leg-spreading big-nosed "casual dater" as Lovable Everygirl Who Makes Jokes About Her Period.

Anyway moving on (promised this wouldn't become an anti-woman rant, jesus), we're all stars in our own movies and we crave BDSM whippings subconsciously. It's not like we're being actually oppressed--we could literally wake up, collectively decide to change the world, and vote our way to a free and just society... That is so preposterous it sounds like the premise to a feel-good TV movie--"yea, Murray, so then the main characters all get together and they're allowed to vote on what they want"... "Moshe, that's too hokey, nobody will ever believe that, c'mon get it together, you're thinking just like a goy today..."

The problem, fuckface, the reason why we will never effectively use this Super Power, is that we are all deranged retards and we deserve to be slaves. We need to be slaves. We need our mommy/daddy/nanny to hold our hands and tell us to be quiet and suck dick harder. Can you imagine the chaos that would result if everyone thought for themselves? Read the intro chapter of Propaganda by Edward Bernays.

What are you talking about, why would a porn star have a phimosis dick?

>The foreskin just doesn't belong permanently on your dick.
[citation needed]

We make the most important decisions the same way we make the (seemingly) least important decisions. We look at ukulele-driven upbeat advertisements, cute logos, rabid news anchors, The New York Times, and our stupid friends, and we choose our leaders the same way we choose toothpaste. Does your toothpaste have sodium lauryl sulfate in it (it does.)? Did you know that's an industrial floor cleaner? Do you ever wonder why your gums are receding and your mouth stinks? You deserve to have all your fuckin teeth fall out, just like you deserve to have your money taken away, to be spied on, to be tagged like some zoo animal, to be welded shut inside a metal coffin and shot into space.

Anyway the point here is that the world is ending so you might as well go check out some cool ANTIQUES. The world is on fire and no one smells the smoke, so go find a nice walnut hutch to put books (for display) and things in. Find a nice vase that you like for your girlfriend's apartment, even though she never changes the cat's litter box because she is a leg-spreading casual-dater, make sure the apartment is full of nice things, even though you spend 45-minutes at a time tongue-kissing her hairy ("why do you want me to shave? Are you a pedophile?") slit, she thinks giving head is disgusting and refuses to do it. Don't wash any dishes. Find a wicker chair you like. The most I'll ever make with this $180,000 graphic design degree is $25/hr, do the math on that while I fill my loft with kitschy junk. Also I want nice dinners and a baby. I want a baby and I want us to spend $35 on food/day average. I bought something, isn't this great?

Is this mommykino?

t. Alex Jones

This picture upsets me a great deal after working in a restaurant

that site is broken

you can put in the same movie twice and get different numbers

>think they can actually raise children without their father
>feed their kids fast food and processed garbage because they can't be bothered to learn how to cook
>absolutely ruin young boys by trying to raise them to be submissive pussies, which leads many of them to rebel and turn to gangs for leadership and guidance
>sets a shitty example by expecting society to accommodate them rather than meet the standards established by society

Sounds like a great movie...

I know we don't, retard. Does yours have barbs on it like a lion, can you move yours like a tail the way an elephant can?

you don't cut off the outer labia of a woman so why would you cut off the foreskin of a penis

You describing the film or my childhood?

This looks like one of the worst movies to come out. I fucking hate mila kunis. The only role she is good in is that 70s show because she is supposed to be a raging cunt

My parents had me cut because dad was a doctor, not religious. Enjoy your lifelong infections and dickcheese.

they have foreskins you dumb cunt.

While they're at it the jews should also shill for female genital mutilation (only for whites of course). We can't kill off the goy fast enough after all.

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Probably both...

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oh goody another progressive comedy film that takes those nasty men down a notch or two! haha how brave!

>written and directed by 2 men
>5 white women and 1 token black

how long before the downvotes on youtube will be attributed to misogyny? You can win over retards on rotten tomatoes but it won't save it financially, decisions decisions...

they also have dicks that stay mostly inside of them. cutting off that "foreskin" would be nothing like cutting off a humans.

Lol I can literally feel the sockdicks seething
Why be mad though? Just cut it and you can be normal too

>you
You got cucked at birth.
Think about it you are born as a cuck.

i have neither since i wash

Is there anything worse than a single mom?

single dad

you know that other countries have doctors too? Only 3rd world backwaters like america and saudi arabia advocate infant circumcision. But there's no way to reverse your mutilation, so you might as well pretend it's all peaches and cream having a dry desensitized benis.

the son and or daughter of one

>i am distressed about my internalized cognitive dissonanse, but i don't know how/afraid to articulate it properly, so i'll just post some shit

that's ok, it will be over relatively soon

>uncutfags need to announce they wash themselves just to let you know they aren't growing dick cheese

I think you quoted the wrong person. I thing the circumcision joke is just bad not pushing an agenda. Oh you know all those times you find a gun in the street

gen X/Millennial women in their 30's are the most batshit bitches ever to walk the earth. The first two generations with the "I'm going to live forever!!!" mentality are finally starting to feel their mortality, and it's worse for the women because women age like milk.