I bought a quarter of weed and have nothing to smoke out of. I have a matchbook with 16 matches...

I bought a quarter of weed and have nothing to smoke out of. I have a matchbook with 16 matches. How the fuck do I smoke it?

Get fucking ingenuitive lazy faggot

Get an apple and a pen and make a pipe

wtf kind of pothead are you?

Water bottle+tin foil+ drinking straw.
> put tinfoil over mouthpiece, indent with finger, and poke tiny holes

> make hole in side of bottle large enough to fit in straw.

Thank me later

Stop smoking weed and maybe you will be smart enough to figure it out.

Underage faggot getting high for the 1st time

Knifers, you fucking dope.

can anyone tell me what disease/disorder pic related has? i see them all the time but have never known

Christ, kid. Spend 4 dollars on pipe.

>this
OP show us the "quarter" of weed
any regular pothead can scavenge something to put together, use a fucking metal pen, aluminum pipe

Go to gas station for papers?

Hot knives, nig.

> I wanna see that grass with TS op
Then and only then will I tell you the easiest way to catch a buzz

Post weed faggot. Also if you aren't a 12 year old you'd atleast have a one hitter or some papers, he'll maybe even a cheap ass bing or pipe

Red 1000 degree knife challenge

find those two children, stuff the weed in one's mouth and light it, and put your mouth on her pussy to inhale it

Retarded Parent Syndrome

This won't work, you need to use the asshole to inhale.

Can a quarter worth of weed even get someone high? Thats like 1/40th of a gram of marijuana. Nice bait newfag.

0/10 effort

oh right right, i remember that part of their condition is that this method only works asshole and mouth

Fucking retard loll

Alternatively, weed in asshole and mouth to mouth, but then you have to look into those crazy Frankenstein eyes.

>Autsim

hardest I've laughed on /b in a while

weed is for faggots

real men smoke crack

im not the kid try to inhale a microscopic amount of weed xd

who is really being fooled here

>Step 1. Make fist
>Step 2. Pack bud into the small asshole made by your pinky
>Step 3. Hold flame to bud and inhale at the hole by your thumb, quickly pull the flame away
>Step 4. Don't complain about it hurting, you're either a pussy or doing it wrong
>Step 5. I don't fucking know look like a pro????
>Step 6. Profit

If you pretend to be retarded, you're still pretty fucking retarded

kids these days

empty toilet paper roll. or paper towel roll but toilet paper is better

aluminum foil

poke bowl sized hole in toilet paper roll

wrap foil around toilet paper roll pushing in a little extra into the hole to form a bowl

poke small holes in foil bowl with safety pin or needle or sharp knife

use tape to tape foil to make as air tight as you can

burn

enjoy

I've used nothing but a toilet paper roll pipe for the last year because I never think of buying a pipe when I'm out and my home made one is every bit as good.

>you're welcome

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I'm the retard yet you guys are the retards killing ur brain with weed.
Ok xD

this is your brain on drugs. questions?

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