Who said something about oil bitch, you cookin?

Who said something about oil bitch, you cookin?

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Such a well directed scene, love how everyone spazzes out properly in the back

I got a coalition - of the WILLING!

>Like who?

Who the fuck said that?

CRADLE OF FUCKING CIVILISATION

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This ain't trading places nigga, this is real fucking life

It amazes me how a show that technically only ran for 2 seasons had so many memorable moments

Japan's sending playstations.

PRAY TO GOD YOU DONT DROP THAT SHIT

OH

YOU AIN'T GOT NO ARMY

WELL MAYBE THEN YOU SHOULD SHUT THE FUCK UP

SHUT

THE

FUCK

UP

THAT NIGGA TRIED TO KILL MY FATHER

DONT DROP THAT CAKE NIGGA

This

Literally all but one or two skits every season are 10/10

THEY GOT ALUMINUM TUBES

ALUMINUM!

rope all the naggers

do i need to tell you

what the fuck you can do with an aluminum tube

We don't know what he has..

This is not what I got into the music business to be doing. To a sugar cookie getter.

...

Those stupid glasses will never cease to crack me up

is there a more realer nigga than paul mooney?

"don't ask me about drugs, ask bobby and whitney"

GOTTA' GET THAT OIIIL!!!! OHRGGH "COUGH COUGH"

>Tom Hanks in 'The Last Nigga On Earth'

Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?

THAT NIGGA TRIED TO KILL MY FAATHER

You might speak 16 languages, but you gonna need 'em when you in time square sellin' fake hats.

Who are the five best rappers of all time? Think about it
Dylan
Dylan
Dylan
Dylan
Dylan
Because I spit hot fire

>Everybody wanna be a nigga but nobody wanna be a nigga

>devise the best plan for you and your senpai
woah, never heard senpai before like 2014. how did i miss this.

GO SELL SOME MEDICINE BITCHES

TRY TO GET THAT OIAHCOUGH

THIS IS THE FULL NELSON BITCH
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>Stankonia. Cause they're willing to drop bombs over Baghdad.
>Afrika Bambaataa and the Zulu Nation

Chappelle's Show was the goat sketch show

WHOA

HE STOLE THAT GUYS OIL

>"Why do black people love smoking weed so much?"
>I got a question for you, nigga, where are your teeth?

is that Miley Cyrus?

>Way'de go youngblood, gettin paid gettin paid

What can I say about that suit, that hasn't already been said about Afghanistan? It's bombed out and depleted.

Who do black people love menthol cigarettes?

"Have the horror man come on and ask a question about niggas, that was already scary. I wrote a script for Stephen King, I have a Stephen King horror movie - nigga with a brain, we'll see how that scares people, or niggas in school, how about that Stephen?"

>who
fuck im retarded

M
A
R
S
BITCHES

RED ROCKS

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>Bitches look like a skittles box
>That's right. I'd say something about yo bitches but it looks like you ate them

I always laughed at this and still don't get the joke.

I don't know

they're just hiphop references that sound like countries

God bless you Patrice.

Bush named a coalition of the willing that included pacific microstates like the solomon islands and the federated states of micronesia - countries that many americans don't know about/might think were made up

Black Bush then takes that logic and applies it to made up African sounding countries

>it is truly an honor and a privilege to be here at Pinehurst school, or whatever yo school is called, today

CIA napkin

RIP in pieces

based Patrice, fuck i miss him

>pray ta GOD dont drop that sht

aah i guess i did kinda get it then, I thought it was deeper than that.

...

SEVEN

SEVEN

SEVEN!!

This is my fave sketch.

>N-I-G, G-A-R, it's the Niggar family

Between you and me I am crazy...

And if you tell anyone I was here, I'll fucking kill you

>I found out white people dont use wash cloths

>tfw shitty wigs are my comedic kryptonite

>"That nigga called in a bomb threat to the special Olympics"

I miss Patrice :,(

And that, Children, was the first time I sucked a dick for crack, BUT IT WOULDN'T BE THE LAST

He was rolypoly and could roll with the bantz

Most hurtful thing? He didn't live to see ID4 2

"HOW THE FUCK ARE THEY MAKIN' A SEQUEL, DIDN'T WE SAY EVERYTHING WE HAD TO IN THE FIRST?! HOW THE HELL IS WILL SMITH SIGNING ON THIS?!"

"Patrice he's not going to be in it."

"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!?"

Oh! This racism is killing me inside!

I always felt like he threw that in as an ad-lib. It seems too genuine. Like the show was really destroying his soul.

>nobody mentions the 5 best rappers alive yet
Dillon spit hot fire

I remember reading an article with him in it a few months after the show was canceled, he was talking about white folks running up to him and saying WHITE POWER and laughing, and shit like that

He said his biggest regret was the racist pixie sketches

see

Don't.. drop that shit!

Will anything ever even come close to Chappelle Show?

No seriously is Chappelle Show the greatest show ever made? It's more quotable than all of Golden Age The Simpsons put together.

>IT'LL GET YOU DRUNK! YOU'LL BE FUCKING FAT GIRLS IN NO TIME! YOU MIGHT EVEN FIGHT A NIGGA OR TWO! MMMM MMMM BITCH!

Why does America glorify nigger culture?

TURN THEM SHITS UP!

What's the one joke in Chappelle Show that will make you laugh hard no matter how many times you see it?

>I heard Calvin got a job
>I'm so proud of him
>Let's rob that nigga man
>Yeah son
>WACARNOLDS

>Errbody wanna be a nigga but don't nobody wanna BE a nigga.

>The Last Nigga on Earth starring Tom Hanks

>Charlie Murphyyyy!
>What did the five fingers say to the face?
>SLAP

>I'll bet you get the finest table a Niggar ever got in this restaurant!
I love how you can tell Dave had a lot of fun making this

Paul Mooney reviewing movies, especially Last Samurai. "I've written a film, maybe they will produce it. the last nigger on earth, starring Tom Hanks."

The Nelson Mandela camp bit, everything about it

For some reason I always laugh at this little exchange

>Hey baby these are the Niggas I was telling you about
>Are you the nigga that broke the bottle over Ronnie head at the dice game?
>NO not that nigga. The niggas from work

I have no idea why but it always kills me for some reason

The white guy getting randomly stabbed on the Real World sketch always gets a laugh out of me

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>Dave barely keeping a straight face mentioning Stankonia

Every time

I'M BLEEEEEEDING

SHUT THAT FUCKING DOG UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!!!

Nope. Chappelle Show was the holy grail of comedy. The show has been over for over a decade and only ran 2 seasons but it's still getting quoted and still talked about to this day. NOTHING will top it

>You think this a game nigga? Arf arf arf. WUTANG.

don't you listen to the hip-hop?

>Thank you for that lovely and moving and graphic story
>You're welcome teacher bitch

Goddammit Yassin

fun fact: that exploding head guy is the co-writer of the show..also the one that, as chappelle revealed in the oprah show, never really called after Dave left to see what the fuck is going on

I know gucci when I see it nigga, I'm rich!

Yo, i gotta shut down the studio

>everybody wanna be a nigga, but nobody wanna be a nigga..think about that

Goddamn I forgot about this skit

>This isn't the Vernon I know
>Allow me to reintroduce myself my name is HOV nigga

And the cut to him working at the gas station after the WUTANG was comedic timing perfection

Sehvum!

Stankonia is an Outkast album that has the track "B.O.B." on it..

I grew up in a very white town and Chappelle's Show taught me everything I know about black American culture

THEY ATE ME A FUCKING SHARK ATE ME