Hello Sup Forums, im going to kill myself.
Trips decides how
Hello Sup Forums, im going to kill myself
old age
sucking dick
Heart attack caused by exhaustion from masturbating too much
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stuff a live hand grenade up your butt
Crusading against the Saran hordes.
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rampage against some mudslimes
Live long and die naturally
Make a fake high topic symbol in public and say you off yourself because of that such as Trump or immigrants or sex identity or other crap
keep eating but never shit
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rolling for death by cop
You will kill yourself with time, extending your life as long as possible with a proper diet and exercise, and a daily vitamin regimen. Your suicide due to your daily use of time will brand you yet another statistic.
This shouldn't count. You can't kill yourself with old age; old age kills you.
Rollin anyway.
Old age.
Using one reroll
Stand on top of a tall ladder, tape an uzi under your chin (or into your mouth), and fashion some kind of system or rubber band to hold the trigger down.
Then just let the wacky antics ensue.
old in bed in your sleep next to your loving wife of 45 years.
die from happiness
Overdose. Honestly never have felt so good
let life take you itself
choking on your own feces.
just commit your life to science being a test subject for drugs and experiments and see what happens
Live stream yourself buttchugging ammonia for our viewing pleasure
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Just set yourself on fire on livestream, don't fuck it up like the last guy
Choosing to kill yourself with anything means you arent choosing to die from the passage of time though, making it a choice, making it a method of suicide.
sow your mouth shut and die of starvation.
Rodolfo trips
run into a shooting range with a knife in your hand and try to take someone hostage
>try
kek this please
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Rollo rollo, go out in the hood and scream 'ALEX IS A STUPID NIGGER'
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By that reasoning everyone is a suicide victim though. Even if you died in a freak accident, by not choosing to kill yourself some other way earlier, you essentially opted for the chance death suicide route, as everybody knows that's a possibility. Know what I mean?
Also, that pic has to be fake.
by old age
>put pointy end of scissors in pooper
>open and close repeatedly
>stream
this
rool
Don't do it you stupid faggot
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R'hllor
and do it somewhere with good surveillance
#jump4trump
Old age
Does dub dubs count? In poker it would win trips so kys faggot
classic gunshot wound? Might as well spend a bit of cash on a gun and make it easier. Not like you'll need the money after anyways.
In your bed, drunk and with a whore's mouth around your cock at the age of 80.
A fat shot of heroin. No more pain; only utter darkness.
Light yourself on fire and run through the crowd at a trump protest.
>Be the change you want to see in the world.
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