Hello Sup Forums, im going to kill myself

Hello Sup Forums, im going to kill myself.
Trips decides how

old age

sucking dick

Heart attack caused by exhaustion from masturbating too much

Roll

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stuff a live hand grenade up your butt

Crusading against the Saran hordes.

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rampage against some mudslimes

Live long and die naturally

Make a fake high topic symbol in public and say you off yourself because of that such as Trump or immigrants or sex identity or other crap

keep eating but never shit

Bump

rolling for death by cop

You will kill yourself with time, extending your life as long as possible with a proper diet and exercise, and a daily vitamin regimen. Your suicide due to your daily use of time will brand you yet another statistic.

This shouldn't count. You can't kill yourself with old age; old age kills you.
Rollin anyway.

Old age.

Using one reroll

Stand on top of a tall ladder, tape an uzi under your chin (or into your mouth), and fashion some kind of system or rubber band to hold the trigger down.

Then just let the wacky antics ensue.

old in bed in your sleep next to your loving wife of 45 years.

die from happiness

Overdose. Honestly never have felt so good

let life take you itself

choking on your own feces.

just commit your life to science being a test subject for drugs and experiments and see what happens

Live stream yourself buttchugging ammonia for our viewing pleasure

reroll

reroll

Just set yourself on fire on livestream, don't fuck it up like the last guy

Choosing to kill yourself with anything means you arent choosing to die from the passage of time though, making it a choice, making it a method of suicide.

sow your mouth shut and die of starvation.

Rodolfo trips

run into a shooting range with a knife in your hand and try to take someone hostage

>try

kek this please

rolling

Rollo rollo, go out in the hood and scream 'ALEX IS A STUPID NIGGER'

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By that reasoning everyone is a suicide victim though. Even if you died in a freak accident, by not choosing to kill yourself some other way earlier, you essentially opted for the chance death suicide route, as everybody knows that's a possibility. Know what I mean?

Also, that pic has to be fake.

by old age

>put pointy end of scissors in pooper
>open and close repeatedly
>stream

this

rool

Don't do it you stupid faggot

Roll for this

R'hllor

and do it somewhere with good surveillance

#jump4trump

Old age

Does dub dubs count? In poker it would win trips so kys faggot

classic gunshot wound? Might as well spend a bit of cash on a gun and make it easier. Not like you'll need the money after anyways.

In your bed, drunk and with a whore's mouth around your cock at the age of 80.

A fat shot of heroin. No more pain; only utter darkness.

Light yourself on fire and run through the crowd at a trump protest.
>Be the change you want to see in the world.

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