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Das gay. Well, bi at the least.

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That's cool, man. I hope you learn some good stuff.

Of course, dude. I'm more accepting of it now than I used to be, but even then I wouldn't prevent anyone from doing what they want, friend or not. That's their life, their choice.

Yeah, that would be pretty crazy.

>Segway
Waifu

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>working with heat
>metal bits in face
FUCKING READ THE INDUSTRIAL SAFETY MANUALS YOU THICK CUNT.

It's straight, but simulates the homosex. Therefor, bi.

No matter how long i stay in for, it'll be an experience worth having im sure.

>It's straight, but simulates the homosex. Therefor, bi.
That doesn't make any sense. That's like saying A + B = E. But whatever, it won't stop me from being a faggot.

I'm sure it will. Good luck, my dude.

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So, how 'bout you? Found somethin' you'd like doing yet?

On a random note, while "tomfoolery" in a work environment is strictly a no no, that picture actually follows safety guidelines. And even then if those are coolant pipes then she's safe, and following the guideline for taking her break if unable to leave work in a safe environment.

>wearing work clothes
>wearing steel toe non slip boots
>eye protection
>helmet secured

She just needs to have her hair secured before she goes back to work. Fucking OSHA certified porn makes me diamonds.

>female simulating a homosex with man
Man and woman having sex= straight
Man on man= gay
man being penetrated by fake male peen via a female = bi.

Though, in the eyes of certain jumper cables happy VP's, anything that isn't M/F vanilla sex is asking for a zappin'.

Probably another man.

I plan on moving to Colorado with my bf and starting up a blacksmithing business. I'll be making weapons and armor for fun, and I'll be taking commissions of everything. Oddly, I've read that gates and the like are the most sought after. Also the possibility of opening up a custom car shop, or at least working on my own.

But first I'm going to work as a mechanic for a while then take some welding classes. Having welding skills are helpful for being a mechanic, blacksmithing, and just a good skill to have.

Basically, I know what I want already.

Nope. 100% straight.

yee

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GUYS HELP ME OUT! I'm looking for a comic where a man gets intimate with a horse girl hybrid. Like she looks like a horse but has tits. Can't find this shit anywhere...

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Thats so cool. I'll have to comission something from you sometime then.

Like a sword, which I now realize is perfectly related to the image in that post?

what do you have to offer in return?

>man being penetrated by fake male peen via a female = bi.
wut?

>007
Ayy, James Bond get. Watch me get these hexes in a few minutes, too.

Or a knife, somethin' similar.

Exactly. Even you agree with me, or least don't disagree, and you're anti-homo as fuck.

Will do, mang. You'll be my first customer, and I'll even let you have it for free.

some day i might return the favor. idk usually helping a Sup Forumsrother out is enough

...faggist

naahhhh not really

Necrophagist?

a man is having sex.
He is having sex with a female.
The female is fucking him with a dildo.
The dildo is simulating a penis.
The man is being fucked by a penis.
Das gay.

Or """"""""""Straight"""""""""" in the same way that watching a solo male fapping with a sex toy is """"""""""not super duper gay"""""""""".

thats unfortunate. maybe someone else here that isnt as selfish?

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>watching a solo male fapping with a sex toy is """"""""""not super duper gay"""""""""".
It is because there's only a male involved. According to the math, it's infinitely gay. But because there are tits in the other scenario, it's straight. You can't argue with the math.

yup
now that make more sense to me

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I take anything you say on not being gay with a grain of sparkles.

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Then what about this? OP is a fag. Hah! Argue against that, faget.

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there is nothing to argue with that,OP is a ultra fag

That's the joke. I am the OP.

>OP is a fag
Well no duh. OP is always a faggot. You become OP of a thread, and in that thread you are a fagget.

I don't know who you are corona, but you have decent taste in pictures.

i know,you are ultra fag.

Awww that'd be sweet.

According to your logic, however, I am not a faggot. Because your logic is flawed.

BTFO. GIT REKT

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It's a constant rule, fagget.
OP=Fagget.
Just because you're already a fegget doesn't make you not a fagget when you OP a thread.
Fagget.

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Yeah huh. A positive plus a positive make a negative. Therefore I am not a faggot.
So fuck you.

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Hexes for OP is not a faggot and pegging is straight.

>A positive plus a positive make a negative.
Are we talking about AIDS? Because that eventually makes two negatives.

On a seperate note not enough furry mods exist for SDT. Gotta cobble shit together from different mod packs.

I wasn't accounting for how slow the threads move late at night.

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Check em

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NIGGER

WASTED DIGITS

check'd

...that take a while to post and it worth it

Oh shit. storm's a brewin.

checked

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that was better

>sexts
>in the most weeb place possible
FUCKING WASTED

Y-yeah, but my get was 1:100,000,000 even though it wasn't really a get.
So double fuck you.

Sup Forums isn't that bad.

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your get a shit

You're just mad beacause I got the edgiest get to ever get. At least, possibly get for the next 40,000,000ish posts. And your repetition get was nice.

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Daily reminder to pray to your goddess, Goth Sloth.

I'm still not happy that I'm cursed to quints. I've getting over a dozen quints, yet I cannot fucking get hexes. It pisses me off. Watch me get lucky septuple 7's one day, yet still never get hexes.

your godness a shit

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fite me

goddess*

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>black male white female

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