Flying to Japan soon for a few weeks. How do I knock up the locals?

Flying to Japan soon for a few weeks. How do I knock up the locals?

You should have learned that in health class...

rape.

tell them if you knock them up they get an american visa

put benis in begina until seben splodes :DDDDD

This thread again?
OP, if you don't get laid in your own country, you probably won't get laid in Japan either. They don't like ugly dudes, either.
Faggots think it's nonstop anime and tentacle porn. Couldn't be more wrong.

Is the little slanty eyed micro penis man scared?
They love white blokes, they squeal like pigs when you are fucking them.

I'm a white dude, you dumb fuck. Got plenty of pussy in Japan. Difference is, I also get plenty in the US.
Your pathetic ass has to fly across the world just to feel like your dick is average size.
You're a loser in your home country, you'll still be a loser in Japan.

Have you knocked up any?

this. love the way they whimper and moan

You Americunts are hilarious. Obese cunts thinking they are the greatest on the planet.
The Japs fucking hate you.

kek, no they don't

That you OP?

They loved my cock, though.
Go back to jerking off to pikachu.

If you'll be in Tokyo there's a couple of blowjob bars that allow westerners. I went almost every day I was there.

naa they just hate europoors

where and how old are the people who work there

Why for you want impregnate a Jappo?

It's my fetish.

There is a bar chain called "Hub". Tons of them in every city. Just go to one of those.

If you can't manage to pick up a girl there, just kill yourself.

>going to british pubs in japan

They do, come to think of it most of the world hate the Americans.

Are those the clubs where the gaijin hunters go? I heard that all white guys have to do there is stand there and girls will hit on them?

i'm ashamed to be from there because of trump now

i can just tell people i'm canadian or swedish

Not really a club, just the McDonald's of drinking establishments in Japan. But yeah, basically if you can't pull a girl from a Hub you have no hope.

it's funny cause it's true.

just go up to any local and say me love you long time

Good.

Can you provide more specifics of what it's like inside one? I've never been to Japan.

I want some Japan babies and Chinese babies.

Uhhhhh... it's a bar. There's a counter with people behind it.
They're called "bartenders."
Above them are some bottles of liquor and in front of them are taps for beer.
These provide alcoholic beverages for your consumption.
In the bar will be other patrons.
Some of them will be Japanese girls frothing at the gash for white sausage.
There are also tables and maybe chairs, as well as campy British footy decorations and a couple of TVs playing sports.
Does that help?

What kind of ages are the girls in there usually?
Is it OK to go there alone?

>What kind of ages are the girls in there usually?
Mostly 20s, some dirty thirties, a few moldy forties.
>Is it OK to go there alone?
Fuck, I forgot how autistic Sup Forums is.

why so old

Lol, so you're saying you're a poor base monkey. You get all the low tier puss while regular white tourists don't even have to try to get anything.

Japanese girls fantasize about white guys just as much as white guys do about them. If you actually knew what you were doing you'd know that.

Yeah but nobody will believe you.

Way to vote trump in though. How about owning up to what happened in your own country and trying to make it better?

Rofl ikr.

Sounds like the dude should just go straight to the cho.

why wouldn't they believe me?

and i didn't vote trump in

You nut inside them

tinder. literally is so easy, i could not believe it. if you're white they all want to meet up

ようこそ
外人
さん

Nah. They hate America...
There is a difference.

Is it easy to get them into bed after meeting them on Tinder?

Japancupiddotcom
Say you're here on some kind of working sponsorship. If they think they'll have a chance of getting a partner they'll keep fucking you to try and keep you

the last time I checked, guys cannot get pregnant OP

Not only do you have no idea what you're talking about, you don't make sense.
Just because you fantasize about your favorite anime girl coming to life and loving you, you're not an expert on Japan.
Fucking loser ass weebos.

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Seriously. I love my waifus as much as the next guy, but get real. Nobody's going to worship your tiny cock because you're white.

This might be true but it's not that simple. It's like saying all girls love blacks just because they have a big cock.
Japanese women are very socially driven. Even the lowest jap girls on the ladder will need to see something from you in terms of a future before they'll go near you. Other than that you can fuck the sluts but they'll be after more hunky looking guys

MOAR

take this guy with you

yes just rent a airbnb and invite them to come over

Did you impregnate any?

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be anything other than Asian

How to change locations? I don't want to pay

moar

bump

Visited many times, my japanese is minimal and I've found it one of the most difficult countries to get good ones. The shit sluts at the foreigner bars are easy enough but you'd be settling for second best.

if asians are subhuman, are happa less or more human? at what percentage white would you consider them to have a 'soul'?

Use 'Fake GPS'

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i couldnt even fit my dicke in half of them

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>Tokyo
>blowjob bars
lol, okay
please name a few

>Is it OK to go there alone?
bring your teddy bear, you fucking homo

I don't think OP will be able to knock up a jap orally

just be sure to pic related before you go. Japans overpopulated enough already.

That must be fake

Bruh....

Libcuck

No, fuck off. Do your own research.

1up

a 2x4 to the head should do it.