Roast my gf

Roast my gf

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Lel

there isnt a slow cooker big enough to roast that much pig in one go.

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If I'm going to roast her you JD better put an apple in her mouth

Jheeeeez

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I'm not that hungry

Hahaha she's not happy with that one

Beat me to it kek

Have you fucked her? You'd need to bake her first... roll in flour, tickle till she pisses and look for the wet spot

Yes I have !!!

post more of this fat pig

The one that needs roasting is you for being so fucking disgusting.

Show her fat tits and sloppy cunt

Im more inclined to report u to the police fucking animals isnt ok dude

I would but I'm fresh out of apples and my spits not big enough.

I can't. I don't have an oven that big. Nobody has an oven that big.

>the Nazis did

harpoon/10

I got ya fam.

is she behind the whale? i can't really see her

Would eat her ass all night long

Theres enough of it, you and your whole family could, and still have left overs.

I'd rather fuck her.

That's a good point.

I would but that much fat will smoke up my kitchen

hehe, you say that like it's a bad thing. Probably taste and smells amazing

bullshit. you know something that massively obese can't bathe or wipe properly. it would be a stomach churning smell to all but the most hardcore fat fetishists.

I work in a nursing home and deal with really fat fold ridden ppl, i can assure you the smell is unpleasantness incarnate.

Assuming that's not my fetish

I'm sure there's a guide somewhere for that on amazingribs.com