ITT: We give ordinary things extraordinary names

[Jackson Parker]

ITT: We give ordinary things extraordinary names.

I'll start. Handheld darkness eliminator

[Kayden Lopez]

Bump

[Cooper Carter]

Linear/continuous nasal discharge mitigation removal dispenser (TM) (C) All Rights Reserved.

[Wyatt Long]

Darkness eliminator

[Aiden Barnes]

kkkek

[Ryder King]

Way to steal old threads and use the exact same thing they already used. Fuck off.

[Jacob Bennett]

Same fag

[Leo Hill]

New fags. New fags everywhere

[Cooper Gomez]

Kill yourself

[Brody White]

It was funny the first time.

[Henry Stewart]

if you get trips and a fun enough way then i will

[Chase Wood]

you forgot that it's also portable

[Brandon Garcia]

cellular communication device

[Adam Ward]

New fags are like new clothes you need to put them in the dirt

[Ethan Stewart]

automotive passenger vehicular unit

[John Bailey]

Freedom generating device, also known as kebab removal tool

[Eli James]

my question has always been, how can we push photons of light to shine in the dark, but we cannot take photons from light to shine darkness in light.

ibshadows. no. i mean a handheld light sucker upper

[Joseph Gomez]

kek

[John Green]

shut up, jayden

[Jonathan Davis]

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[Jayden Perez]

Boatercycle

[Alexander Thompson]

you divided by zero brewski