Help me Sup Forums you're my only hope
My dick has gradually turned to pic related over the past year.
I've been pretty active on Tinder up until about 4 months ago and from around 3 months before that no bitch wanted to even touch my thing.
What should I do????
See a doctor.
Just cut it off
Also check em.
go to the doctor faggot
You installed that wrong app thats grindr not tinder
this has to be fake...
why haven't you already OP?
that's like having your arm chopped off, then while you're bleeding out and standing next to a hospital, asking people "What can I do??"
U got fried rice OP
See a doctor.
Those are warts, fag. Enjoy your lonely life.
>google found nothing
monitoring this thread, got any more pics?
SEE A DOCTOR NOT US
Dude, why are you dipping the gland in lentils????
What the cock a doodle fuck...
How have you dine that?
Do you suffer of leper?
hate when that happens
jej
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You've got genital warts, retard. See a sexual health doctor.
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> active on Tinder
Well there was yo'ur first problem to fuckin late now.
My guess it's syphilis, you absolutely need to get this treated. Are you experences any other sores on the rest of your body?
>See a sexual health doctor
Or just see a general provider? It's not like genital warts requires advanced and highly specific knowledge to treat effectively.
>thats grindr not tinder
I have a big fear of needles and last time I went to a doctor was when I woke up with a burning sensation in my throat for 6 months, they just told me that I should drink hot water. Didn't help that time
i love being virgin
I take it back, tell your doctor you have fried rice and theyl be able to help.upon more thinking the sore pattern isint right
This guy's right.
OP come back to us, we need timestamps so we can give you a good nickname like hamburger dick or something and make a screencap
Sexual health clinic are almost always free or cheap and strictly user.
Have fun showing your warts covered cock to your family doctor, you fucking moron.
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>Getting syphilis in todays age if you're not a fag or banging prostitues
kekarooni friendarooni
You also know that the 17% "without data" are just closet faggots or didn't want to admit they were fucking hookers
I have had a bit of pain in my testicles when I have masturbated and acne under my ballsack towards the anus.
kek
Sweet and Sweet sour..... veggietales da da da da da
>Sexual health clinic are almost always free or cheap and strictly user
>strictly user
That's any healthcare provider in the states retard.
>But ur family doctor will tell others
Good. I would hope that he does so you can make big bank for a hippa violation
>But muh cheap clinics!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Doesn't exist in every town. If he doesn't live close to a larger area, then I don't think the extra drive to save pennies on what your insurance will cover anyways would matter.
>acne
Nigger your dick looks canned spam
>Hipaa
My mistake
cut it off, it'll grow again
I saw it in DBZ
>Talks about a doctor specialized in reproduction
>Switches to a clinic
>Calls the other guy a moron
Impressive really
Well, It's quite evident that you're not very protective, If you've managed to end up in a state similar to the picture, I suggest you see a doctor immediately, things will gradually get worse and worse as you let the problem strengthen. Keep in mind, don't even attempt to have sexual contact with someone, even with just one noticeable dot, she'll see it and rat, and your sex-life will be fucked, I'm just some 15 y/o, I have nothing else to say, good luck op.
And you think asking anonymously on a Crimean paddle board manufacturing website is any better?
If that keeps going :
Best case scenario, your dick has to be chopped off
Worst case scenario, you die a horrible, slow and painful death
But eh, you have fear of needles
OHM YYY It cant be true! I was just about to lose virginity! Guess ill keep it for more 27 years!
OP, I think you're going to have a really bad life with that "thing" don't see a doctor go to the fucking hospital.
buy a vr headset and forget the rest bro...
>15 y/o
mods
See
you still masturbate with that dick ?
Well, just finish smoking it.
it's hiv/aids, now u know what to do
>just finish smoking it
Dunno why, but kek
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This
If OP cut his dick off and just used his boipucci for pleasure that would solve all these problems
Why did you stop when it was half way through the meat grinder?
Can you blame any woman with the intelligence higher than a rock to not want to tough that mutilated thing?
You're one step from a radioactive super villain. Don't spread that shit.
Have the rest of it cut off before the leprosy spreads to your whole body.
See a fucking doctor, if this isn't a troll, hot probably lost your dick because you didn't while you had the chance.
>Muh fear of needles
How about the fear of losing your dick and possibly dying?
dubs
what the fuck
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>What should I do????
Ask a bunch of random, unqualified strangers on the asshole of the internet, that should help.
"Being active on Tinder" so you´ve been so Irresponsible to fuck other persons being sick. Oh well do nothing and die please.
You've just got to expand your horizon.
Okay so it's not exactly normal looking. But not every chick is looking for normal.
Seriously, become a stripper. Whip that little stump of torn meat out, watch the vast majority of the room flee in terror.
The remainder? Well roll up alongside them and scrape the edges of that thing up and down their thigh until they're so wet they slide of their seat.
>putting his dick through the meat grindr
You've got 3 choices, see a doctor, cut off the willy, find a way to burn off the crusty tree branches.
You could try scraping it off with a scalpel?
Could try getting a blowjob from some leeches?
Try cutting some of it off gradually and dipping it in vodka (anti septic) or just cut the whole thing off
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Also send oc pics don't be a fag it's just a penis
You got some nasty ass STD shit going on in there. Have you fucked dead animals, needle using hookers or something like that? Syphilis plus flesh eating bacteria is my diceroll on this.
Your dick looks awesome from the Sup Forums point of view. Why not go all the way and just scalpel the excess off, cauterize it and dip it in hard vodka and see if you can get a girl succ it?
Or just go see a doctor, get medication and plastic surgeon to fix your ugly ass cock.
Jesus...
What the fuck.
Those are genital warts. See a sex expert.
Medifag here. Can you show me a pic of the underside of it?
yeah get a new dick you fucking retard
seems fine
Actually looks like a pretty serious fungal infection to me.
why does it look like you stuck your dick in a meat grinder? looks like some monster was blowing you and noshed off the end of your schlong
Bad case of warts. Should have picked those fuckers off. Worked for me back in my teens. Clear as fuck and STD free.
see a doctor
/thread.
nature has failed you. It's time to go full prosthetic
samefagging
where are the circumcision trolls?
they are called fordyce spots, everyone has them user don't worry
It's good that you turned to user cuntbags online rather than a medical professional who knows what he's doing.
Some terrible advice on here OP. The last thing you want to do is see a doctor.
Just keep it clean and try to have sex with women without them seeing your junk beforehand. Play the shy game.
However... make sure your upper body strength is good; you will need to be at the top of your game.
Once that thing goes in, they'll think you're raping them with a sheath of oxide paper so you'll need to hold them down.
thats a good axe
Human Papilloma Virus, you're fucked OP
reverse image search shows up results, everyone in this thread is trolled
Pretty common actually. Uncut skins often get this as they are impossible to remove all smegma from.
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Obviously you go to the store and get a fucking new one
>are you real?
anyone else putting money on good old classic cancer?
gender reassignment surgery?