Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

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What kind of loser wastes his time spamming avatarfag threads xd

Claim :o

>ITT

Go to sleep

Why

>Hamakaze claimed

Weather is finally getting better but there's still ice. I almost busted my ass on it.

Because you need it

That means you can still bust it on the dancefloor.

wish I were that ice

normal bullying~ like stealing her bag and putting bloody tampons in it and having everyone call her "bloody rei"

youtube.com/watch?v=SZGPlKqXoo0

It hurts

Thats gay :^)

Gr0ss and unsanitary

Im fine

Bad kind of bullying! Bad kind of bullying!

How can I help nurse it to good health then?

Ive been bleeding for the past 3.5 hours.

Nothing.
I wouldn't mind attending one of those places but it would seem like a waste.

I want her to bully me ;-;
Also blue hair

Guess it's that time of the month

Im only worried if theres pain.

i've been bleeding for the past 13. periods suck

can I watch?

that's weird user

Not a period. More frequent and potentially bad news.

...sure

are you dying

Im sorry about your anus...

How much are you attracted to my way of living?

Doubt Im dying now. Could mean something though.
Which one?

could turn into hot
can I taste it too ? I don't want to watch a fake blood drip

well don't die that's not good for you

...

pls no

Shiki claimed

im not into straight things

Excited

>bleeding for the past 3.5 hours.
youtube.com/watch?v=GrydNhvGy0w
Is it related to what you've been eating, or.. ?

That seems like a pretty unusual Rei now that I think about it.
I'm no totally sure, though. Maybe it's her hair, I don't know.

She's a decent choice though, don't worry.
In fact, she was my 2nd best girl during the 1st season, but the fact that she had an unhealthy obsession with garbage was just a little bit frightening. She's really cute, I've got to give you that.

pls yes
bend it

It was pretty hard to try and figure out who was best girl between her and Ruri, but the last like 5 episodes of season 2 were :ok_hand: :fire:
Alas, she is no Alice though

youtu.be/7RWI3-8N_-Y
Not really. More related to my fistula being a jerk today.

if you can dress as a convincing female i'll allow it maybe

bullying is fun!
alright fine, i won't bully her...
ah everyone is making period jokes, never mind

no I just wanted to watch

when does your period come up ?

You have an over-romanticized view of it.
It's not bottom of the barrel, but it is close.
Do your parents provide you with any support?

It's probably because she's not really Rei.
I just used a pic he would recognise since that's my Discord profile picture.

Good.

that's not something we talk about, user
did asuka and rei ever get along? i'm a huge fan of the series, but i don't know if they ever became fwiends

whenever it's inconvenient. every time

How can I not have an over-romanticized view of something you're doing?
They shelter me for cheap.
Feels awful overstaying with them.

is it happening right now ?

...

Chidori Kaname

youtu.be/PeYUTbU_iTw

youtube.com/watch?v=OriSm8tUgi4

No its not, bullying is mean. Would you like it if I bullied you?

Your sphincter

I'm not sure...

youtu.be/CBIgb9-V-7c
Nothing wrong with it though.

>How can I not have an over-romanticized view of something you're doing?
Why would you say that about me?
I just don't want to be a bad example. I've just made mistakes, not choices.

I don't think they ever did, though I don't think it would fit the show.
Pretty nice picture.

Too bad Life of Pause was disappointing.

An arse injury needs proper treatment.
Starting with probing said arse.

Also
>SOON

Shit
Probe me, I guess.
My butt has a crack in it and it needs to be fixed :^)

Well then, where is the blood coming from
>

Well, I guess I dont have any other choice.

who knows~
m-maybe..
darn i wonder who will Shinji choose in the end, i hope it's Kaworu (best rejection type~)

-squeaks with a little enthusiasm for the first time in weeks while making chicken and rice for everyone-

See

why so enthusiastically enthusiastic, sonata~?

>tfw Rory-kun's anus is destroyed so I can never penetrate it

Well, that's no good. Y-you shouldn't allow yourself to be bullied by others.

hello again folks

-feels a little better! Can breath again!-

piano holo!

Who even are you

Clearly you aren't trying hard enough

i kind of enjoyed it when i little...
hello, fluffy~
ah because of the ammonia? you got over it pretty fast

GET IN THE FUCKING BAG MOUSE

Well, dont let people step all over you then. If its making you feel uncomfortable just speak up please.

-is not gone but more tolerable-

-is not getting in the bag. Knows what you've been putting in there...-

Rice is shit tier

Learn how to cook a decent meal

just seeds and toy squirrels now get the fuck in there

Rice is good nigga.
Staple food.
You but faster.

-looks up at you dejected...has hungarian paprika though-

I realize that.
I understand you don't want someone to go willingly through what you had to endure.

Sparking Meteor 3 is still expensive.

カラミチーマス

just tear up my shit fampai claimed

That doesn't make it good

Especially when wheat and potatoes are also staple foods

i'm not very good at defending myself, but i don't mind me bullied
oh why do you type like that? *sees how good you are with words and is impressed*

adsfa

i want to bully your butt

Doesnt answer the question

what is the point of these threads?

Mhmm, well I guess I'll have to defend you~

I'll bully you

why do you sleep so much? -_-

get our feelings hurt over the internet

only a kid would get hurt online

oh wait :o

:^)

if sachi ever hurts yui I will kick his ass -_-

yeah

...

he did chen got btfo :^)

how do you plan on doing that?
my hero

I thought that was cute of Kurome.

Sachi came back because he has no friends

Chen just left because the threads are shit

by spanking it and groping it