What did he need to kidnap that baby for?

What did he need to kidnap that baby for?

The power duh

What power?

To get the ultimate prize of course

The power of voodoo.

who do?

To get the girl, duh!

He was supposed to be played by Michael Jackson

He did it for the lulz.

No, actually he did it because the girl asked him to.

>Michael Jackson steals baby boy.
Damn. That's a movie with an entirely different tone.

You do

For Prime Cunny JCon

The only correct answer. I know Bowie was gay, but even he couldn't resist that tight pinky

>dream genie let yourself go

Why hasn't he come back yet? I'm starting to get worried.

do what?

It was before everyone knew he was a pedo

Do what?

Get married

Ground control to major tom

Ground control to major tom

Goblins and fairies find human babies useful because they can do all sorts of things fairies can't, like handle cold iron, cross running water and lines of salt etc

Are you a goblin user?

he was gonna turn the baby into a goblin to serve him like all the other goblins

So were all the other goblins stolen human children? That's actually pretty horrifying.

Remind me of the babe

I SAW MUH BABY! CRYIN HARD AS BABES AS BABES COULD CRY!

You don't want to know

>race:B

i'll tell you later

>David Bowie movie
>gene Jeanie starts playing

>all the goblins are the stolen siblings of teenage girls who failed to solve the Labyrinth

Also reminder that in the (mediocre at best) graphic novel sequel, Toby returns to the Labyrinth and finds the room that Jareth set up for Sarah, should she have accepted his offer: it's a replica of her teenage bedroom with a closet filled with ballgowns, and a giant dungeon door to keep her in it

Unlimited power, silly

Bowie was bi or possibly just straight.