Hey Sup Forums post sad stories because i want to feel sad

hey Sup Forums post sad stories because i want to feel sad

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i rape dogs

Trump is US President

is he eating out a girl in public? wtf

Not sure if that's the most beta thing I've seen, or the most alpha

OP said to post sad stories

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Nether, he's just horny

That is a sad story. Kys.

Ladybois are better at suckling cock than any female.

its not

your pic is pretty sad neways

lol u fucking faget

lemme guess ur attrached to ''feminine penis' amirite

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

its pretty retarded

I broke up with my ex long ago so i was feeling lonely and i got drunk and hooked up with this 200 lbs 1/10 bitch and now i know ofc she told everybody cos she never gets any action

beta

a guy on his knees eating out a girl is never alpha

That's...that's pretty boss of...her.

If you have to ask, then you're beta.

unless that girl is a dog

just saying

I had a great life
I suddenly got a form of blood cancer and now I'm fighting to get rid of it
I hope I will manage, I loved my life...

lemme guess, you're the one autistically screeching that traps aren't gay.

your life

Trump didn't declare war on all the muslim countries

Watch the whole video.

youtube.com/watch?v=tsb7CxwSiBA

It's a joy.

Gonna post a bunch. Stay tuned
If I can find them anyways..

>>rarely meet girls I like who appear to like me
>>talk to girl, very cool, we connect
>>she asks for MY #.
>>She waits for me after work, walks out with me couple times for coffee, Keep things casual.
>>mentions her BF, lives with her BF
>>Still seams interested in me, I guess.
>>Pussed out so far, never made a move on her. Don't want to be involved with a girl who lives with BF.
>>shes being way more flakey, calling me her friend etc.. same ole bullshit. rarely txts me now.
>>My sadness when, she must not have felt I was worth it and gave up so easily.
>>I really started to like her. Life is unfair.

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I voted for Trump so he could repeal the liberal failure of Obamacare
>I thought I was safe cos I was on the ACA
>Turns out ACA is just Obamacare under a different name, republicans will repel both
>Now I'll probably die. fuck me.

Please post more of that.

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femenine penis.. Braasileras women are better than transvestites!

>I really started to like her
>didn't do anything to have a change to have her

nigga you didn't like her enough
also if she had a BF you shouldn't even care in the first place unless you plan to steal her

Fag

Holy fuck this is hilarious! Especially the physicist.

>be ugly fedora neckbeard in highschool
>enter 10/10 Aryan goddess cheerleader
>hate her because my insecurity, jealousy, intimidated, I'm a "nice guy" etc
>sits next to me even though I smell like teen spirit
>is really nice
>stands up for me
>wants to hang out
>we start drinking together
>it snows, she's driving, no seatbelt

life happens quick anons, don't waste your time

Please post more femdom

Gay.
Eating pussy is awesome.
go back to a non 18+ board.

Winrar

good luck bro

Tits or gtfo

> tfw you're so metal you piss in your own mouth on the dancefloor at prom

>be me
>have no sweating problem until last spring
>think its my dove or degree anti-antiperspirant's fault
>white tee's get ruined
>decided to buy an arm and hammer stain shield deodorant with natural deodorizers
>white ts still get ruined
Could it be that im so fuckin hairy that maybe excess dirt is in my hairy pits, i show everyday

Can I get the image without the existential text?

Yeah man

holy fuck, that guy is justified in his actions he should of been nominated for supreme court

Dude teen spirit is a brand of deodorant

Why do you fucktards hate smelling like deodorant?

thanks bro, I'll do my best

I was boiling with anger, but the ending was nice, thanks user

god i wish there was a video of this. their reactions on the left lmao

You didn't 'suddenly' get cancer retard, God doesn't give cancer to people overnight. You know damn well why God gave you cancer and until you can own up to your shame it will continue to manifest and ravage your body
Have you at least asked a priest what you can do to start begging for God's attention?

The problem with the ACA is that states where it works, like California, already had relatively good healthcare coverage. Most states with shit coverage refused to implement the important parts so people are dying anyway.

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newfag
no
that was a decade ago retard

So the states that have problems implementing ACA are the states that refuse to implement ACA correctly?

That's like when I say "Your recipe sucks" in my online review after noting "I was out of milk, so I substituted the 2 cups whole milk with water and soy extract."

that's like the alien coming out of the dude's stomach in...ALIEN

You should try eating dick too it's like the same thing lots of funny celebrities and former child stars looking for an angle do it so it must be exciting right?

Dude what? are you on drugs?

The girl in this photo is my daughter :(

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forcing business to pay for everything causes them to cut hours.
and raises rates for everyone else stuck on a shitty plan. the heathcare companies and obama thought they could force young people to pay for medical care for old people that shouldnt be covered and young people said fuck you.

also the stats are lies bc obama admin counted medicare coverage which was already in place as "aca coverage" which is bs

also bc health INSURANCE is not a guarantee, its a hedge against your health. those companies cant take losing bets(pre existing conditions) without going out of business

Yeah on his knees while she's standing is pretty beta. If it was say the guy standing while holding her up to his face I guess that would be alpha.