Well, Sup Forums?

Well, Sup Forums?

There's a nigger and a woman there

Nothing michael moore you fat stupid piece of shit, women can easily get into directing but choose not to

You are not in there, and you will never be you fat sack of shit.

ZERO, WOMEN BELONG IN THE BEDROOM AND THE KITCHEN

they forgot to make one of the panels blue monochrome like the rest

one of the boxes has two people in it

Iñárritu

The Revenant is simply the representation of the artistic bankruptcy plaguing the contemporary film industry.

Like Birdman, Iñárritu's last endeavor in hackery, this latest attempt is to convince the masses that what they are viewing is something deep or meaningful, when all it has done is push forward shallow technicality and exaggeration to make the frame pulsate with vulgar loudness. Characters are mere veneers, the cinematography is pretty but so conspicuous as to be rendered aggravating and the thesis is about as overdone as DiCaprio's acting. The camera feels like it has been waiting all day for a climactic shot and the film's deliberately difficult production history is laid bare in the indulgent cinematography.

Thematic complexity and philosophical subtext take a back seat to what amounts to as basically an action movie with action stars wrapped up in the veil of arthouse. And much like Salome, what lies beneath is ultimately puerile, obscene and holding fascination only for adolescents.

Iñárritu is guilty of something far greater than simply making a bad movie. He is guilty for the crime of gestating his pretense and self-importance, forcing many others to labor over it in a misguided attempt to create art and daring to call the afterbirth a film. Perhaps instead of taking his cast and crew to the ends of the Earth in search of a better shot, the Mexican counterfeit filmmaker should have taken his juvenile and crass sensibilities to the seedy San Fernando valley. There he could have at least made a profit of filming all the money shots he wanted.

Hurt Locker was a shit movie though.

This.

Michael moore

Everyone's in black and white except the bottom woman.

Hollywood thin-privilege

Why is he being such a retard

Bigelow is a winner
Hitchcock, Kubrick etc. did not win but were nominated

If you're going to include non winning nominees, then include female nominees like Sophie Coppola too, stupid fat fuck

>When you think any of those non-issues matter in the slightest

I bet Michael Moore couldn't even name 10 female directors. Because no one can

Why are all white people over compensating? Should all those directors have not made movies in respect to the fact that there weren't as many women or non white people? ignoring that until recently the countries those directors made movies in were 80% white? What is with people who are so far left being so fact proof? Why does everyone think the past should be held to todays standards? Should movies just be illegal?

He will thank you for making his point for him...

These people don't care about cinema or have any passion whatsoever, they just care about meme awards and getting dem brownie points. Michael Moore is literally famous for making documentaries about how smart he is and how all these other people are dumber than him.

No Hitchcock =/

Michael Moore's point is that the oscars are misogynistic, that's why women aren't nominated.
My point is that for whatever reason women choose not to be directors, therefore there are hardly any.

Look harder

Too many jews.

That guy doesn't look real. There used to be chart here of top tier female directors.

It's almost entirely black and white.

Wow I'm stupid nvm. I thought this was a list of Best Director winners, which Hitchcock never won.

What's wrong with it? I find homosex disgusting but I don't mind to be friends with gay guys because I won't shre my bed with them. People have different opinions and tastes, those twitter persons should be lonely if they're so picky.

Nice night for a walk, eh?

There is LITERALLY nothing stopping women from making their own amateur films like every other filmmaker that ever got anywhere. It's actually easier now than it's ever been because of our accessibility to technology.

Women just have no interest in the technical side of filmmaking.

Women clearly need to get better at directing if they wanna win.

>transphobic
But I'm not affraid of means of transport

Steve McQueen didn't win so I don't understand why he's on there.

Too many jews.

there's 99 talented men than and one talentless piece of shit

Women are lazy bitches

>awards should have racial-quotas

This is why Liberals always have and always will be retarded.

Several of those won best director several times so the image is filled with directors who won best picture

Woody allen is in it

looking at his face actually makes me feel a bit sick wtf

There's a color picture and the bottom. Dont know why.

The first two are both DW Griffith

akerman, huillet, varda, deren, cordeiro, duras, chytilova, export, schneemann, mieville

Your farthouse doesn't count. we're talking real movies here

Wouldn't it be hilarious if all the greyed out photos were Jews and the woman is the only non-jew?

He thinks jews are white.

Can you name them all Sup Forums?

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Moore is clearly referring to the still recent trend (past 10 years) where Oscars are now being awarded to women, Mexicans and African Americans. Something he has a problem with as he reminesces about the times when only white American men were even given budget to direct a film.

>Buttoning up your shirt completely without a tie

>Transphobic

If you're born a man you're a man, if you're born a woman you're a woman. If you want to cut off your dick and call yourself a cyborg centaur that's your business, but you're still a man

objectively these

TRIGGERED

>someone racist being friends with that nose

I can be a cyborg centaur? Sign me the fuck up

>HERE AT THE BUTTERFIELD DETECTIVE AGENCY WE'LL BRING BACK YOUR LOVED ONES
>DEAD OR ALIVE

they are all kikes

Wow insensitive much?

too many jews

juden