You have the choice of either a dildo or a loaded revolver to insert in your tight little asshole...

You have the choice of either a dildo or a loaded revolver to insert in your tight little asshole. Which will you choose?

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Both?

easy, the later.

You can do one right after the other, if you want.

Kys yourself asap as possible for fucking typing three words and fucking up one of them lol out loud

depends on the width of them. I'll take whichever is more narrow since i'm not a faggot. Also, you never said I couldn't use lube. Plus, even if it is loaded I doubt that would fucking go off unless I had anything near the trigger like a fucking moron. Plus I'm putting only the tip in then immediately taking it out since I'm not a faggot

of course the fucking horse dildo, i'm waiting until mine comes in the mail. Should arrive on saturday

>asap as possible

>kill yourself yourself
>as soon as possible as possible
Nigga wat

>not a faggot
>not a faggot
clearly

a small dildo. the revolver can tear my anus with the iron sight

a dildo is soft, smooth, and designed to go in asses

a revolver is metal, irregularly shaped, has edges and corners, and can potentially fire bullets

very difficult question, OP

That's Sup Forums in a picture.

Revolver. Pussy ass faggots.

You're funny if you think I'm gonna put anything but a load revolver in my ass

Dildo in the ass, revolver to the head.

*woooooosh*

are we talking the whole gun? The ENTIRE dildo? Also is that lube, ammo and?

>HOOORSECOOOCK!!!

Put that in me right now.

Greetings! I am Brother Sultan Simallah Bim.


I have traveled far to seek the answer to your question, and i have found the answer; but first, i needed to ask myself where does i go once it has penetrated my pretty puckering poophole.


Never mind ye that last part, the point is

Loaded revolver.

#nohomo

nope, has to go in all the way

then you have to hope all that lube doesn't flow down into the gun and let slip the hammer

as i was saying, the point is, the answer to your question is simple.
Ask yourself why is your pretty lil poo ho has anything going into it.


There must be a word to describe what it is that OP is, and what his question stands for.

Its got to be an F word, i just cannot figure it out

Depends. Can the horsecock dildo be fitted to a series of supermodels in SS uniforms all high on cocaine and dancing to Drum & Bass while being driven through my freshly cleaned and lubricated stretchy fuckhole?

is a Bundle of Sticks
*i bet he can fuckin take that past the medial. fuck if i know where it goes but heres to hopeing that slut op can walk straight tomorrow,*

...

>insert handle first
>now have a concealed and hidden holegun
>the ability to 'accidentally' drop something and blow away anyone behind you while immediately hiding the evidence

>afraid of his own body
>so never cleans his ass out in his entire life
>smells like shit every time he takes his pants off for a bj
>no blowjobs after marriage
>spend his adult life wondering what's wrong with women

fucking gross user.
hygiene: fuckin try it sometime.

awww

The revolver. It wouldn't really go off since the asshole wall would stop the hammer from coming back, and it's much smaller

oh shit my first quads

It's... it's... GENIUS!!!

kek
also like...

Dies of ass cancer.
:(

Dido for sure, the front sight would tear your rectum. Rectal hemorrhaging is never fun.

can i be drunk and high?
`And on ambien
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...or get hung and you'd have to go to the ER
t. /k/

what the fuck did i just watch
holy shit that was great

dead

kek
pistola gram gram/10

revolver.

>lube slip into hammer and make gun go off

When you know this little about basic firearm mechanics

Can I keep the dildo afterward? I could always use another for my collection.

>butthat could never habben because the hammer is not cojoined to the armature and the slide does not interface with the durr hurrr
>autismo 3000

dgaf, useless knowledge
get a fuckin sense of humor and learn what is a fucking joke you cringey nerd

Can I get a loaded dildo instead ?

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How do you like the gryphon?
I have the kelvin in medium. it's nice, but I want something with more bumps, but still got a nice knot when I really want to sit on some dick.

loaded revolver with the dragon cum lube I guess, less painful