Stupid shit you didnt understand as a kid.
>when i was little i didnt understand what my parents meant whenever they started a scentence with "when i was younger than you"
>i actually thought that there had been a point in time where i was older than myself own parents.
>same shit whenever someone started saying "yknow user when your sibling was younger than you..."
Also
>before i ever saw porn or looked at an anatomy textbook which set me straight on a few things.
>i used to think that girls had penises also but that they peed out of their butts and also had boobs.
>that changes when i barged in on my mom changing clothes when i was 4 and i saw a naked woman for the first time.
>then i just thought that girls didnt have dicks and that they just peed out of their butts.
>later saw the book "where did i come from"
>then i found out about vaginas.
>but i thought they just went front to back like a guys dick.
That was from the time i was 8 to the time i was 12 and finally saw an anatomy textbook that explained everything.
Didnt fully understand how it all worked or went together until i saw porn at age 13.
Stupid shit you didnt understand as a kid
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Bumpity.
i didn't understand cohomology until i was 12
i thought it was just the "opposite" of how many holes something had
whatever that means
that a vagina was more to the bottom than the front
then i was old enough to be a man on Sup Forums
when i was like 9 i thought that you could define fractional derivatives using Hausdorff measures somehow
when i was 7 years old i thought that analysis was a good branch of math haha boy was i wrong haha
When I was 12 I though that ejaculating was a fancy word for shitting. Didn't end so well when in english class I tried to sound impressive with big words by saying "Teacher, may I please go to the toilet? I need to ejaculate"
i would be willing to bet several billion dollars and a brand new pair of nikes that this never happened
When I was around 8-10 I thought that books were attached by a thin strand of flesh. Like an eyeball and the nerve. But for boobs
Boobs. Fucking autocorrect.
when i was 11 i still thought that assuming Zermelo Fraenkel axioms yielded any insight into true maths
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Correctomundo, enjoy your fucking nikes :P
Not OP but i was once in a car with sis and her bf. I was 14. I was feeling a bit sick. i wanted to say "I think im going to be sick" but being 14 i wanted to sound smart. I was going to say "I think im going to regurgitate", what i said was "I think im going to ejaculate"
Fuckers never let me live it down.
>books are attached by a thin strand of flesh
this is far more interesting than what you were trying to post
Isn't it weird that humans have to learn about reproduction. Like every other species on the planets just knows but we have to get told how to fuck.
at age 5 i thought women became pregnant when they got married. Like automatically. I suppose i wasnt far wrong.
By age 6 i kinda know it had something to do with "widgies" and "foo's" i didnt understand how it would fit and why/how youd push a soft one in a girls pee hole.
Ahh childhood
you havent seen pandas trying to mate
>720997646
You must be clinically retarded. I got a boner looking at my dads playboys and penthouses and figured it out on primal instinct that my cock goes in the hole.
>imblyign i haven't been working with topos theoretical foundations since birth
>implying anyone can ever attain insight into true mathematics
>implying ZF without C
>Was talking with my neighbour about sex stuff when i was 9
>Feel like i know everything from watching "My wife and kids" on TV
>Answer plenty of questions, likely with variable accuracy
>Eventually he asks if guys can get pregnant
>I assume yes but no one had ever tried it
>He wants to try
>I agree
>I know "sex" is referred to as "sleeping together" and nakedness is a part of it
>The method i come up with for "sex" is to get naked together in a bed then lie on top of eachother but we never touched, I didn't think that was necessary
We did this a few more times until my sister caught us but we somehow never got pregnant.
>ZF with C
>tricycle with training wheels
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now wait just a minute
this dude invokes as distant memory full of autism to me. isnt he some sort of wannabe ultra finitist?
underrated ahahahaha
>wannabe
youtube.com
in this he explicitly states that there are finitely many primes, and his (dis)proof of the goldbach conjecture is based on the assumption that large numbers do not exist
impressive
the video too
holy kek
how is this guy a professor
When I was 10 I thought "maths" was the correct abbreviation until I found out the term "mathematics" is a singular word and there's no need to put an extra letter on the end of math.
lets work on that wrong quoting of yours next :^)