Hey guys. Would you fuck me? What would you do to me?

Hey guys. Would you fuck me? What would you do to me?

Maybe. I'll cook some boiled eggs for you.

Sup Forums would fuck an oily hole in the wall if it wanted to
Any other fucking rhetorical questions?

Totally fuck you in the ass.

Get you a gym membership... And a plastic surgeon for that fucked to shit face.

Tits.

if you flash tits i'll write a huge poetry to you

i would like to watch a movie with you

Omg , titts or gtfo , its the very first rule

Tits or gtfo.

>be me
>autistic 12 year old
>can't bear the sight of women not doing what they're told
Kys

Can any of you cum to me?

Send tiddie pucs and i'll email you my 10 TB of memrs from 1999

What's wrong girly daddy not giving you enough attention at home so you seek it in Sup Forums?

Maybe with more pics

We need the tits.

What I would give to kidnap thisOP and make her life a living hell. I would force her to dress up in elf and leprechaun outfits and subject her to pure awfulness and humiliation. Terrible degradation and shameful acts. It would be so easy to break her spirit and drive her to suicide, but I wouldn't let her do it. If I could train a dog to rape on command then I would totally do that as well. A really big dog like a mastiff. She would be so completely and utterly powerless to stop it, not to mention terrified. A big-ass dog is scary and life-threatening to a normal human but to OP, here? Might as well be a dragon. I'd keep her in a cell and what's more is that I would actually place the key inside with her but put it in a high place. Not extremely high but just ever so slightly out of reach. It would drive her mad. I would dress the freak like a baby and force feed her 99-cent store baby food. I'd also pick her up and toss her from one corner to the next. I'd grab her by both legs and SWING her like a human helicopter blade and then HURL her to see how far she go. I'd rent one of those giant inflatable bounce houses and body slam her all day until my arms got tired. I'd hold her down with one hand and slowly stick things up her butt just to see the woman squirm, while I let my throbbing erection go as long as it could without ramming it in afterwards. I would stick her in dryers and turn them on and let her scream and tumble for long periods of time. I'd force her to fight other OPs to the death. Man, just so many things I would do.

Do it big boy

i can cum to you if you send another hot picture, i'll post a pic

Lol

i'd fuck you once maybe.

dumb question. To be wanted here is an insult. Sup Forums wants dudes and lesbians and anything except Jews. Don't insult yourself by asking if you fit their low standards

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Virgin

I need to see the cunt because that looks like a bulge down there.

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I like this picture. Show us more please. you are really cute.

The front side matters. If sausage be hanging then I won't be banging.

Yeah, I'd love to pound the shit out of you.

I say this while in bed with my GF.

Moaar!

If fuck you. Not nice like either, but like a piece of whore meat. Keeping you bound and drugged, with some headphones blasting really annoying music, all while i help myself to your holes.

I would lick that asshole till you begged me to stick my dick in it.

No ofc not, I don't even know you.

I'd beat it to you.

Op if youre going to be a slut i have no interest. At this point you have already shown so much i would seriously have to beat you for a few weeks before I felt I could trust you again. I am a class A domestic violence expert and would do it easily without guilt or rage. It would be for the sake of our relationship and you would end up looking forward to it each time. Real talk honey. Some of us mean business.

/thread

I'd probably let you suck my dick.

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Run children! Run far away

I'd suck that and I'm a guy

Show asshole

What's your SC babe?

This

you misspelled "raging faggot"

seconded

Would invite you to beer & snacks, then watch a movie (a porn flick if you're into it) and next fuck you raw on the couch; I would cum all over you tits and face, maybe on your ass.

Did we scare OP off

You gay as fuk.

No

>big boy
You're in for some disappointment, sweetie

I want to rape your tight little ass using only my spit as lube, I want to use you as my personal whore and fill your tight little ass with my pearly white cum.

Shit tier date system...

where u from?

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Can we get a picture of your asshole? I'd like to FAP to it before sleeping.

you cant thread your own post

OKC

no idea what that means...but surely it isn't germany

oklahoma city, boi

Are you going to prove you arent tucking a trap dick or what? damn. not everyone here wants faggots with tits.

Oklahoma Shitty

I don't want to drive that far. Even for pussy...

Probably been fucked in Stillwater a few times too, haven't you.

Spread your ass and tonguefuck it.

>being clearly from faggot Tulsa lol

Midwest City here. fuck off with your attention whoring and use craigslist or something

I don't even live anywhere near Oklahoma. Been there once for an extended period of time, and never again. If I ever need to drive across the US and Oklahoma is a pass through state, I will replan the fucking trip to go around it. Enjoy your shit state.

enjoy the trail of tears, OP.

Favorite panties please

Probably devour that sweet plump pussy of yours

So be jealous cause I dont fuck niggers like you. Fuck back to getting shot for Jordans.

Now I love you.

No pussy being Shown its a trap boiz

TRAPS ARE GAY! ABANDON THREAD!

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IDk her tits arent nice enough to be fake and her hands look like a girls.

But no puss puss has been shown.

>samefag

I dont fuck traps sorry but I haven't really fucked anything

first I would throw your big ass in the tub and force you to wash your smelly vagina and stink ass with some lysol, then I would enema all the shit out of your colon and keep you gargling listerine for about a half hour, I would then oil you up and put my tongue, penis, ballsack and fingers in your ass, vag and mouth, I would take lots of pics and vids and make a thread on Sup Forums

Where are the tiddies

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ayee im near by want sum fuck

its /b you can do anything faggot
>GTFO NEWFAG

Wrong.

I was gonna say I would fuck you but after seeing you eating in bed I now know your a terrible person.

Maybe. If you're over 18, dick or gtfo.

I am a terrible person. This is true.

Give us your snapchat, then.

kik me and i will alanweavee

No, right here.

lets see a decent picture then you fucking porky hag.

eh im good then

Op here. Post a dick pic with your snapchat. I will snap with the biggest dick.

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No you post your snapchat

RELEASE THE TITTES

rekt

Snap liam_a24 and you'll get dick

You dumb fucking normie scum