Gf of near 10 years now works at starbucks

>gf of near 10 years now works at starbucks
>side pussy also works at starbucks but, another location
>side pussy is being transferred to gf's starbucks next week
Guys, what do? Am I fucked? Anybody had to do some explaining before and how did it go?

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You deserve what's coming to you

You're scrum

You can always fake your own death.

Say you cheated. GF leaves you. Carry on with your life. This is the only realistic senario . Saying that you're probably a fat autistic weaboo making up fictional storys to indulge in an alternate reality where you are not a fat autistic weaboo.

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The only way to win is not to care. When she finds out, act like you don't even give a shit that she found out. Women need your emotion to feed on, and when you give them none, their brains short circuit.

*tips fedora*

you're fucked bro

> part of the workforce for 10 years
> still works at starbucks
> not even the only loser that you're dating

Maybe if you add a couple more baristas to the harem they might eventually collectively total one worthwhile person

i also dont understand the side bitch idea, i mean you got a gf of 10 years now

kek

Can you eat nothing but McDonalds for 10 years straight, and not want TacoBell at some point along the way? Pipe down, faggot.

Some bitches get boring.

My current gf has been with me for ten years. I think im getting bored of her. But I'm not enough of a douche to cheat.

Start having threesomes with her. Problem solved.

>implying you have girlfriends
>implying you could ever make it work with a woman for more than three months
>implying that even if either of these are true, that you're not walking scum for thinking about side pussy

>thinking about side pussy

Nigger, I just said I'm not.

Tried to get her to agree, but she won't.

Im just not a fan of the plantation but, good luck with that you blue pilled mangina.
I hope youre wrong, fuck. I really wanted to spread my genes with this one but, I wanted to wait until I can get better money out of my job in case of a separation. Patrol supervisor with a security company, needed a year at least to move up.
I could do that with the side bitch but, this girl has been there since HS.

>claims to have dated someone for 10 years
>calls her a bitch
>says he isn't a douche

Pretty sure you're a virgin trying to act like a cool guy on the internet

>"side pussy"
What the fuck went wrong with society that caused presumably non-braindead young people to adopt degradations of language into their lexicon? You shouldn't be emulating ghetto vernacular. It's the language of the poor and stupid.

Never called her a bitch.
Called 's a bitch.

>implying you know anything about me
>implying your post isn't just you projecting your insecurities onto me
>being so cucked that you suppress your innate male desires for the sake of a woman who probably won't even return the favor.
I bet your pseudo girlfriend is getting fucked by Jamal as we speak.

wouldn't worry about it. girls hate other girls more than they hate cheating men. so even if it comes up and they know, i doubt they will believe it since girls hate each other

Pitch the idea of 3some with sidechick
Op wins

>I could do that with the side bitch but, this girl has been there since HS.
All the more reason to dump her then. She probably wants to fuck other guys. Monogamous relationships don't work at that age. She need to get all that pent up sexuality out of her system, as do you.

>staying loyal to someone you care about makes you a cuck
>getting this triggered someone called you out on your blatant bullshit

lmao, someone got mad nobody believed he had a gf

>anyone who responds to my horseshit is triggered
wew lad

>responds to only one part of a post
>being this desperate

kek

>kek
kek

>implying I should waste time explaining to a animecuck why "loyalty" to a bitch is misguided.
No thanks, buddy boyo.

sounds like you're a cheating piece of shit. You deserve whatever's coming.

>implying you even know what loyalty is.

>buzzwords
>calls all women bitches

You just know this guy thinks the friendzone is real and complains about women to other fat losers and jacks it twice a day

Man, been there, heres what to do.
>start attending mormon church
>next week rolls around
>give them receipts of all the church you attended
>they cant get mad at you due to religious freedom of expression
>marry both
>go into debt because wives both work at starbucks
>end up working construction to pay the bills
>lose an arm in a steamrolling accident
>lose a leg in a cement pouring accident
>become pirate
>ditch wives and acquire wenches

You'll thank me later

Yes, you are fucked. Learn from your mistakes, and next time don't date someone who wants a mongomous relationship if you don't want one. Learn to be honest and not hurt people who care about you. Empathy is a very valuable trait, and you should try to develop some.

When did I say "all", dickbreath? That's your word, not mine. Eat shit.

Except when I think about them working together and chatting I think it will go like this...
>so gf, do you have a boyfriend?
>yes side bitch, his name is user, weve been together for 10 years
>oh yeah gf, what does he do?
>he works for a security company side bitch
>oh, my bf also works for a security company gf and his name is also user
>ah, how curios side bitch
Then they figure out its me
>what does your user drive side bitch?
>oh no, he mostly doesnt, he rides gf
>HE RIDES! has he talked to you about his motorcycle is it a black CBR 1000rr side bitch?
>yes
Then I get smoked later that day.
Maybe.

Thinking that dishonesty and hurting someone who care about you are bad things makes someone a "mangina"?

Kindness and empathy are signs of strength, man. Being selfish, dishonest, and hurtful is the easy way out.

Oof, someone skipped school today.

>lashing out this much when called out
>moving goalposts

Calm down there guy, go ahead and make another post about women will never go for a nice guy like you on facebook

Cute non-response. You ooze failure out of every pore. Just euthanize yourself already.

Oh damn, I've been flamed on. Someone help! Please!

I don't mean this as an insult, but you are really delusional, man. Get off Sup Forums for a couple months.

All of you guys fucking SUCK at arguing. Own up to it, they'll find out regardless. IF YOU were able to get the same girl for 10 years and side pussy, clearly you have no problem attracting women. Dump them both an move cities. You're gonna be known as the guy who did that to all the girls in that town. Be prepared, as you definitely deserve it

Trying to sound smart on Sup Forums? What are you? Fucking autistic?

She might or not leave you. It's ten years, but you have two options:
a) The manly way: accept your deceit and talk to your girlfriend about it. You never know, maybe she did something like that once and you will laugh. Chances are she will leave you.
b) The coward way: deny everything, say you don't even know the new bitch and that she's jealous of your gf. Build an amazingly good alibi and hope your gf thinks of your trust and the decade you've spent together.

OR FIND HER A BETTER JOB

Avoiding the question because you know you're full of shit. What goalposts, faggot? I'm the one that called you out. Your "callout" was baseless, and therefore didn't count as anything. Blow me.

How is dating the same girl for 10 years prove he doesn't have a problem attracting women? He could be a fatass in a long term relationship with another fat ugly girl and he gets a side piece that's some other fat girl.

Funny how the word "smart" was the first thing to come to your mind when describing me, seeing as how I never called myself that. Thanks for the not-so-secret compliment, you roach.

>getting THIS mad

user, sometimes the truth doesn't need to be spoken.

Cringe attempt at turning an insult into a compliment

Are you retarded? What OP is doing is the equivalent of eating at a different McDonald's restaurant, not a different fast food restaurant entirely. Pussy is pussy

*Tips gaming headphones*

>Being this retarded

Dude, you're trying way too hard to be smart. So, I made fun of you for it. You really do have to be that one autist who looks for good in every insult, thinking it's a way to get back at the dude who insulted you in the first place.

Just log off bro, your retard is showing. especially since I had to fucking explain this to you.

You did that yourself. I'm just magnifying your bullshit. Deep down you respect and admire me because I'm better than you in every conceivable way, and you know it.

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That wasn't me faggot, look this way

virgin

Way to miss the point, you mental midget. How does it feel to know that a stranger on the internet knows you better than you know yourself?

I mean this as an honest question, not an insult at all: Do you have a learning disability?

>I'm not a fan of the plantation hurr durr
No, dude.
You're just desperate.

>Every girl is cheating
>I have to cheat too
Wow. How does someone get this neurotic?

I actually kek'd at "mental midget"

I won't deny that you're retarded, pretentious, and over all a douche, but thanks for the new insult.

I'm married, but that isn't a point. It's not just in relationships. Being selfish is easy, caring about others takes more strength. It's difficult to understand until you try both. So sure, make fun of kindness and empathy all you want, that's your choice. But it only enforces my statement.

>Every girl is cheating
On him
>I have to cheat too
It's not "cheating" the way I do it, you vermin.

Literally everybody in this thread is a fucking retard. LITERALLY. EVERYBODY. What are you people even arguing about my god I wish I knew where you all lived so I could come over and kick all your asses.

I'd get off on that.

>It's not "cheating" the way I do it, you vermin.
>It's not x when I do it
Okay.

Cute virtue signal, cuck. You're so "above it all", aren't you? Way to not even offer your opinion. All you did was shit on ours. Take a definitive stance, you piece of human debris, then maybe we can shit all over your opinion too.

>intentionally conflating "the way I do it" and "when I do it" to make a non-point.
Bravo.

Pussy is not pussy. Any man with hair on his chest knows that. Variety is the spice of life, faggot.

does any knows about the other?

Get main girl fired from anonymous call to manager? Probably in probationary period if just started.

Of course not.
Alright guys thanks for input. You guys confirmed what I know deep down will happen. Im fucked. Just another man who got too drunk on the mgtow redpill and fucked up.
Welp, my life with her is done so, maybe i'll join the Marines now that I will be free. Always wanted to do it and im 25 so better now before its too late. Added bonus is under the Trump administration, MAGA.

Stfu fag

> >gf of near 10 years now
She didn't dump you even though you never married her. So don't worry and do a threesome.

this

look for a 3rd pussy, so u r already backed-up, once both break up with u

>Tried to get her to agree, but she won't.
Tell her she's "getting boring" like you said, and that you need to "spice things up". Say "You can either have a piece of me, or all of none". If you're getting bored of the bitch anyway, then you really have nothing to lose by trying this.

Underrated.

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Side pussy?

it's that what they're calling cheating now? You're a selfish and childish fuck. Not even mature enough to control your own dick, let alone communicate to your GF

pathetic

>t. bluepilled mangina

Monogamy is for women, you cuck, not for men. A lock that opens to any key is a shitty lock, a key that opens any lock is a master key.

But would you be willing to donate your bones, OP?

humans r periodically monogamic, like birds. We firm long lasting pairs to raise offspring.
If u r not open about it, it is cheating. Its up to u, if u mind being called out on it

Sounds like you're muslim scum tbqh.

Not an argument.

form*

How can you "call me out" on behavior that I'm perfectly okay with doing? Fall on glass, you dweeb.

Dont know why people quote, I never said shes been working for 10 years.Goddamn autists. Shes 23 and only been working at Starbucks for close to 2 years now and its her first job. Unfortunately the rest of her time has been dedicated to persuing a useless degree in sociology.

LMFAO! inb4 she wants you to pay off her student loans once she realizes a sociology degree isn't worth the recycled paper it's printed on. Cut your losses and get rid of her, famalam. Plenty of fish in the sea. Don't let these irrational cunts drag you down with them.

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Only way out OP is to decide which one you like better, and get the other one fired. It might sound evil but it's the only way to keep one of them. Good luck Sup Forumsro.

Pretend like you don't understand what you did wrong

Not OP, but i will keep this in mind

Nah, she handles all that shit herself and never talks to me about it. I know she leeches of the government though with programs like fafsa or whatever.

>I really wanted to spread

You sound like a fucking parasite.

>my genes
Are you fucking retarded? We all have a biological imperative and thats to fuck and create offspring. I will do that, one way or another but, my gf is a prime candidate for this.
I sure as shit want my son to not lose out on the genetic lottery and turn out a manlet. Im 6'2 and shes 5'8.

Frankly I hope you are, you a piece of shit

YOUR
PHRASING
MAKES
YOU
SOUND
LIKE
A
PARASITE

stop cheating and be with the one you actually want to be with you fucking piece of shit