Who wins Sup Forums?

Who wins Sup Forums?

>ProTip: Gorillas basically have 4 hands with thumbs.

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Gorilla every time.

science has proven that brock lesnar could kill a gorilla in hand to hand combat.

i don't think brock lesnar could take a grizzly bear in hand to hand combat.

bear wins every time.

You are fucking losing it bud. Also:

>Ya fucking right Brock Lesnar could take a Gorilla. Fuckin DREAMIN

A Half grown silverback could literally rip his face off. With basically no effort. just on a fucking Whim.

hey, pal, take it up with science.
i didn't believe it until i looked up all the data and stats.

it checks out. brock beats silverback in h2h combat.

brock loses to bear.
bear beats monkey.

these are just the facts, my guy.

Once the jaws lock its game over

bear would rape gorilla

Brock lesnar couldnt fight a wet noodle, shut the fuck up faggot, he got DESTROYED every single fight he barely could move in the ring except when he was trying to roll or rotate with both his hands and feet together

According to the article its Brock Lesnar AND Mark Henry vs gorilla. Dumbass. And get fucked btw, a gorilla has 4x the strenght of a human. It could rip your arms straight from their sockets.

It fucking does not check out at all. there is more to it than statistics. Brock stands no chance. I'll hear no more foolish talk.
>plus the debate is Grizzly or Silverback?

Look how slow a fuckin bear is man.

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not to toot my own horn here, but i'm fairly confident that i could take a gorilla in a mano e mano bout to the death.

he could beat your bottom.

i think you were looking at the wrong date, my guy.

Maybe its a rock paper scissors thing. Brock is the rock, gorilla is the scissors and bear the paper.

Harambe would kick his ass

That is totally tooting your own horn tho. Brah.

Yeah and you would probably be in the back vip waiting to suck his cock

And now that youve seen the bears. Watch these Gorillas get it in for just a sec. Gorilla is the only answer.

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well, shoot, hoss.

yeah, but i didn't mean to.

i can think of worse cocks to suck

Bears have won the superb owl

>ProTip: Gorillas basically have 4 hands with thumbs.

So are they fighting or having a thumb war? If they're just fighting then having thumbs is a moot point.

OP here. fuck you guys. Brock Faggot Lesnar is not a part of this thread. Hes fucking Gorilla fodder.

That is not a real fight to the death.

It's a ritualized test of strength to determine who the better male is.

(evolutionary protip: if they fought to the death each time, the bear species would have a really bad time)

Where is the owl they won, and what makes it superb?

wrong again, my man.

brock beats gorilla.
brock loses to bear.
bear beats gorilla.

cut and dry as it gets.

the bear is twice as big, how is this even a discussion

Wrong dude, even kids understand this better than you.

Think of it this way;
Rock beats scissors.
Scissors beat paper.
Paper beats rock.

Assuming the bear will beat the gorilla because the bear will beat Brock is an amateur mistake.

>science has proven that brock lesnar could kill a gorilla in hand to hand combat

Citation Needed

Watch the fucking gorilla faggot.

lord give me strength.

okay, buster, let me take you through this one more time.

gorilla can not beat brock lesnar in fight, he just can't. it's been done time and time again, he just can't. gorilla is weak. brock strong.

bear is stronger than brock, and much bigger. russian bear beat brock.

beat beat ape every single time. every time.

cite my balls, cuckcake.

Okay, the gorilla has speed, agility, strength and huge teeth.

The bear has super strength, Wolverine claws and huge teeth too.

Not so sure the gorilla would win.

It could run really quick and get his nigger friends to gang up on the bear though, and win that way.

What exactly are you expecting?
An actual scientific paper detailing how the fight would play out?

But he has 3 times more HP than gorilla, AGILITY wont matter in every scenario tanky>dps

cant tell if you're being serious

>the bear is twice as big, how is this even a discussion
Thats why its a discussion. Bears a few feet taller sure. but The are pretty close in raw strength and in my mind the bear is so big it makes him slow and clumsy. A gorilla would put fucking speed knots on a bear before it could fucking swipe.

>GORILLAS HAVE FUCKING FOUR THUMBS

>cite my balls, cuckcake

Soo... Citation inexistent young lady?
Yeah, I knew Brock could be butt raped by a blind gorilla

>the gorilla has speed
That's not an advantage that only the gorilla has.
Have you ever seen a bear sprint? It's fucking insane. They built up so much momentum in such little time that they can run up a tree for several meters.

Not to mention the grizzly is twice as big as a gorilla.

Ive got two ten year old boys here and with no coaxing whatsoever they say gorilla hands down.
and give the only logical argument as well. bears=slow and clumsy and strong
Gorillas=Fast and not clumsy and just as strong.

Its literally not even fair.

Bear would rip that nigger apart and feast on its corpse

>young lady
>acknowledging my huge meaty balls

why put your ignorance in such prominent display? why not leave something to the imagination?

your answer could be found with a cursory google search. i do not need to spoonfeed you my ass.

He states that science has proved it, if you claim something has been proven by science, you can beat your faggot ass that people will demand proof

Bears fucking obviously.
Symbolise strength, freedom, America...

Gorillas are the niggers of the jungle, they're manlets too, for animals.

Bears are like 8+ft, and twice their weight, kek.

>ten year old boys
>knowing fucking anything

why not just ask a woman?

Twice the size and weight dumb ass not just height. Also bears have claws and kill everything that moves.

You really need to post thread on /out/
They will know.

The guy made an obvious joke you fucking sperglord.
Stop embarassing yourself. Are you the retard at work who takes everything literally?

Bears are god-tier.
Gorillas are nigger-tier.

he will be laughed off of /out/, don't put this poor bastard through that.

>"educate yourself shitlord"
That's all proof I need that you are just making bullshit for they sake of your metal problems, fuck off tumblr, no one likes you, not even your parents

Bear wins easily. Back before the days of PETA, this was done all the time. The bears always beat everything, including lions and tigers.

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Kinda like asking; who would win, a chicken or an eagle.

Bear takes it every time. Gorillas are allready having a really hard time against leopards, and they're not even remotely as big as bears.
Just for comparison, a brown bear is roughly 550kg while a large male leopard is 90kg.

Furthermore, if that was not convincing enough, bears are PREDATORS, which means that unlike gorillas, they actually are genetically selected by their ability to fight other animals.

Bear wins, no contest, end of thread.

get thread.

LOL. I could fight a bear, I am sure the Gorilla would do just fine.

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why would you be so buttreemed over being asked to simply google something?

furthermore, pinhead, i have no metal problems. all of my metals are in pristine, immaculate condition. frankly, i don't even know why you brought it up.

your post if all the proof that i need to know that you're REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

just use google, christ.

>tfw i'm 3/5

and checked yourself, buddy

Do you even readed the thread? that asperg is butt bleeding over the fact that a Gorilla could beat a faggot

Bears are bad motherfuckers.

at least talk to me to my face.
i'm right here.

brock beats gorilla.
bear beats brock.
bear beats gorilla.

/thread

Kek

Okay. So 1 on 1 a Grizzly Bear could easily fuck up a Silverback Gorilla. But what about 2 Gorillas?

>Okay, the gorilla has speed, agility, strength and huge teeth.
>The bear has super strength, Wolverine claws and huge teeth too.
a bear is not that much stronger than the gorilla. super strength vs strength is not a valid argument. if anything you could say super strength for both.
>That's not an advantage that only the gorilla has.
It totally is if they are standing and fighting. they are not in a fucking foot race, they are fucking puttin their dukes up and going at it. which the bear is fucking slow at doing. so fuck momentum.
The only reason I brought that up was that you( the person I was replying too anyways) said that even children understand this better. Also fuck you faggot.
Also I literally found Sup Forums and never left. What is /out/? Outdoors? those faggots dont see gorillas all the time. maybe grizzlys for my american buds. but anyone civilized enough to be on fucking Sup Forums, and Sup Forums no less, is not dumb enough to try live or or fucking hike or something where gorillas roam.

Just like niggers, they'll gang up and never fight on their own!

i knew i read it from somewhere.
thanks, friend.

take that, naysayers. fuckin' eisenstein said it.

The bear would win only if he's on his trusty unicycle.

Useless you are a trip fag, I have no way to know where the hell you are, thats the point of being user, plus, as far as I know, you are just samefagging

i never mentioned children. you're confusing me with one of the other faggots in here.

i'm bear beats gorilla, because brock lesnar.

it's been proven you don't know very much, tho, bb.

Of course they beat fucking tigers and lions. kek. they are fucking bears. But a Silverback is an entirely different can of fucking worms.

Fuck that Texas faggotry. OP here and I dont want that faggoty blog mentioned here if you dont mind kind sir.

Bearz weighs more - there4 more momentum. Weight advantage. Therefore more powerful pawz blows. Pawz used as clubs

Gorilz won't be able to inflict damage points cuz of bear's fur coat.

Bearz got thicker skull and all round higher bone density. Stronger Structurally.

While Gorilz relies on muscular power.

Says the fag that can't cite/prove his own claims, never go full retard dude

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Not really, gorillas would get killed by a fucking tiger. I don't get how people just dismiss the huge size difference. Haha does everybody picture the gorillas from primal rage? They don't know karate and they don't know ju jitsu they mostly slap really hard

it's like you didn't even see
are you willfully ignorant, or just that blind/stupid?

>Gorillas are allready having a really hard time against leopards, and they're not even remotely as big as bears.
Ok sure. but Leopards are fucking infinitely quicker and faster than bears or leopards. Also tho. Gorillas fuck up whatever fucking jungle cat you wanna throw at it, giving a chance blow.

Proof of evolution folks.

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Fine, you win this time, just because is Einstein, gotta go to work, thanks for the fun

yeah, man, no problem.

take care. have a great day. maybe we can shitpost with each other another time.

>They don't know karate and they don't know ju jitsu they mostly slap really hard
Right. with balled up fist tho. more like a hammer punch. which would absolutely shatter a tigers spine, mid pounce.
>Dat tiger ded

The bear wins; The gorilla can only grab the bears fur or fat and can't rip of his limbs.
The bear can bite with enough force to break bones...
So this is how the fight would go:
Bear and Gorilla quickly lock in, roughly equal in power, however the bear starts biting and wins

Yeah if the tiger jumps at the gorilla right in front of it. The gorilla wouldnt even see the fucking tiger coming. Cats have stealth on their side.

Back to bears vs gorillas.

I think a lot of people think gorillas would win because of movies like King Kong and the Congo or games like fucking primal rage. They see these bad ass aggressive gorillas and think that's how they are in real life. Meanwhile bears have teddy bears, whinnie the pooh and fucking yogi bear, the opposite of what they are, brutal fucking eat you alive killing machines.

OP here. The gorilla wins faggots. deal with it. Gorillas are Literally The most powerful animal in the rainforest.

And to the guy that said Gorillas have a hard time with leopards? Hurr b sum Diskuvree channel fo dat azz.

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Remember when chimps were cute and safe? Until it was all over the news that a chimp destroyed that ladies face and ripped her tits off?

>most powerful in the rainforest
>bears don't live in the rainforest

>They see these bad ass aggressive gorillas and think that's how they are in real life.
Thats cuz that is exactly how they are in real life. Plus they are fucking prideful and dont easily give up. and even when one gorilla has had enough and trys for a retreat, a lot of times the other gorilla wont stand for it and just kills the pussy gorilla.

Ya good call retard. thats the whole point, we will likely never know so we try to think it out and come up with the winner cuz unless some rich fucking arab buys both and makes them fight to the death and videos it, we can never know for sure.

Ape can only move fast for a small amount of time. Bear has the stamina, bears can take a shitton of damage before they die.
Tank>dps

ما اللعنة هل مجرد سخيف القول عن لي، وكنت قليلا الكلبة؟ سآخذ كنت أعرف أنني تخرجت أعلى صفي في الأختام البحرية، ولقد شاركت في العديد من الغارات السرية على إرهابي، ولدي أكثر من ثلاث مئة. يقتل المؤكدة. انا تدربت في حرب الغوريلا وأنا القناص كبار في القوات المسلحة الأميركية بأكملها. أنت لا شيء بالنسبة لي ولكن مجرد هدف آخر. وسوف يمسح لك اللعنة خارج بدقة أمثال الذي لم يسبق له مثيل من قبل على هذه الأرض، بمناسبة كلامي سخيف. كنت تعتقد أنك يمكن أن تفلت من هذا القرف قائلا لي عبر الإنترنت؟ فكر مرة أخرى، الأبله. ونحن نتكلم أنا على الاتصال بي شبكة سرية من الجواسيس عبر الولايات المتحدة الأمريكية والموقع الخاص بك يتم تتبعها الآن الحق في ذلك كنت أفضل إعداد للعاصفة، يرقة. العاصفة التي تقضي على الشيء القليل مثير للشفقة استدعاء حياتك. كنت سخيف ميت، طفل. أنا يمكن أن تكون في أي مكان وفي أي وقت، وأستطيع أن أقتلك في أكثر من سبعمائة الطرق، وهذا فقط مع بلدي بأيديهم العارية. لست فقط تدربت على نطاق واسع في القتال الأعزل، ولكن لدي الوصول إلى ترسانة كاملة من قوات مشاة البحرية الأمريكية وسوف استخدامه لمداه الكامل للقضاء مؤخرتك بائسة من على وجه القارة، لكم قليلا القرف. إلا إذا كنت يمكن أن يعرف ما القصاص غير مقدس كان لديك القليل "ذكية" تعليق على وشك اسقاط عليكم، ربما كنت قد عقدت اللسان سخيف الخاص بك. ولكن لا يمكن لكم، كنت لا، والآن كن

Bears are literally useless in a fight against anything with problem solving skills. I can't prove this, but hear me out.

>>be me
>>walking through wooded park with friends
>>on path, should be safe as fuck
>>nope, here comes the bear
>>nobody really knows what to do, not that it mattered
>>bear starts running at us
>>know I can't run, so adrenaline gives me courage
>>I fucked jump towards it and scream as crazily as i fucking can
>>thing goes back on it's hind legs to intimidate me
>>I drop kick the fucking thing
>>it gets a hit in to my shoulder before it falls backwards
>>bears aren't used to things fighting back
>>i'm up already, and it's working on getting up
>>i start kicking sand and rocks and muck into it's face
>>it's literally fucking blind at this point so it runs off and tries to dig it's eyes out

kek. Wisdom comes oft from the mouth of babes they say. I think this is one of those times.

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LMFAO. Google translated it to "Fuck what you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in many secret raids on terrorist, and I have more than three hundred. Confirmed kills..." and more but it's a lot.

Then you slapped him across his face with your glans ?

No. My arm was bleeding a lot so I went to the hospital.

Bear wins

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With your glans ?