Canadian tells you he has a great joke

>Canadian tells you he has a great joke.

>American tells you he doesn't celebrate Easter

I don't even know what an easter is but it sounds gay as fuck

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What do you call a bear in the rain?

A drizzly bear

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I'd make that face too if "great" was the best a person of Canadia could do.

What's blue and doesn't weigh much?

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Light blue.

Wanna hear a dirty joke?

An American who needs a bath.

How do you convince Americans to get involved in a war?

Tell them it's nearly finished.

Damn

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kek

i laughed but i have autism

Why is American beer like making love in canoe?

It's fucking close to water.

Fucking kek

>american tells you of his new pet
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America celebrates higher causes.

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An American walks in to a pub, says "I'll have a bud light" The bartender replies "you're American aren't you? They guy says "how did you know? Was it the beer or my accent?" To which the bartender looks up and replies "neither, you're the fattest fuck I've ever seen in my life."

please dont post my prime minister or past prime ministers ever again

two of my creations posted in a row

im pretty good

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>be american
>*sharts in mart*

'nadians going in

Well this wasn't bad at all