Would Sup Forums fuck my wife?

Would Sup Forums fuck my wife?

I'd put a bag on her head first, but yeah I would

Dude would you even fuck your wife

I'd roast her but she's too big for my oven

>implying Sup Forums wouldn't fuck anthing with an available hole

I would not. Sorry OP

hell no

This is why I ask you all.

Damn. That hits too close to home.

You sure that's a wife? Would Pence approve?

Fuck no she's a pig so that would be bestiality

You married, that?

She wasn't always like that. Used to make my dick into diamonds. Then we got two kids and this is the result....

Tell her to get her shit together or divorce

I can't just divorce her. I refuse to pay child support and possible alimony in this "Female Wins" culture.

looks like 1 of the fat gay guys at the university

Like this guy only more prissy?

There's a stud farm down the road. I'm sure they'll help you out.

Nope

yeah exactly

show pics of when she made you diamonds. i dont believe it

Kill her. Make it look like an accident, and make sure you have a solid alibi.

do what user says man, or kill yourself dude because I feel really really bad for you man your life sound super shitty. God bless my life

Most of the old pics where she didn't look like Jabba The Hutt's spawn, somehow got lost during the move.

Nudes

Not even with your dick OP.

then im done. she is trying to put lipstick on a pig. writting milf on you doesn't make you a mom i'd like to fuck. It stands for More Interested in Leftovers in Fridge

What's a MIOLF?

no

Lul'd

if you pay me a million yes otherwise no, fucking ugly fat pig

M.i.l.f. ? Massive Idiot likes food