Would Sup Forums fuck me? I'm lonely

Would Sup Forums fuck me? I'm lonely.

Easily. Post moar.

Nope

Do you have a pleasant feminine personality, or are you an entitled bitch looking for Prince Alpha Charming 9000 despite looking like two whales?

If the former, I would.

Sorry, I'm not a structural engineer.

Not sure. Need more convincing

She may be a fucking landwhale but those tits are still pretty big compared to the rest of her. Pretty sure if you got in a relationship with her and convinced her to workout/diet she'd be a diamond in the rough.

I have to be, only thing going for me is my tits and BJ game. How else am I supposed to get any if I settle with standards?

yes i would. come to austin and get some d

I'd let you blow me

Yeah. Doesn't work like that unless you love mile long stretch marks and tits like deflated balloons.

Pretty face and huge tits.
Hell yes!

Tits or gtfo

It's sad but true.

Time stamp or BS!

Then consider yourself fucked lovingly by yours truly.

Moar pics please.

X2

Tfw there are decent looking guys who actually think whales are attractive

That's fucking everything up whales don't deserve good men

>dat camera

This picture was taken about 10 years ago.

Okay Jelly Femanon.

show tits

2Poor4iPhone

Too poor for any phone?

OP is fake and gay.

opss

Unless it's a smart phone, most other phones are potato cameras.

>implying the OPs picture isn't poor quality

Seriously. OP is fake and gay.

>Fake and gay

As you can see newfriend, JewTube is different than Sup Forums. It's pronounced OP is a faggot.

>Would Sup Forums fuck me?
idk....
whats ur budget?

I'd bang that beefer in the pic. not sure about you though.

Id fuck your tits but thats it

>people actually responding to this
>old camera
>no timestamp

There are no womens on the interwebz you twats.

>idiot newfags being idiotic newfags