Step 1: Ask a 33 year old kissless virgin anything

Step 1: Ask a 33 year old kissless virgin anything.
Step 2: Feel better about your own pathetic life.

In b4 get a hooker

19 here, 22 now.

So user, have you kept trying at all? Or did you get to a certain age and just quit?

That wouldn't solve the underlying problem.

>So user, have you kept trying at all?

Yeah. Still going to bars now and then. Doing courses, using Tinder and shit.

whatsup you ugly af?

How's it going at the bars? I only ever had luck at them after losing my virginity.

And what is the underlying problem? A hooker could help, I got one when I was 19 and after that I got laid only a few months later, then it was pretty steady since.

No. Just uncharismatic as fuck.

Post a pick of your hand

>How's it going at the bars?

Not well. At least in the spaces which I frequent, most people go to bars in closed groups.

when you were like 16,17,18 did you thought that it will happen when you got older?

Here you go.

No.Looking back, I was probably at my peak when I was around 17.

u seem normal
are you ugly ? or just shy

when do you become a grand wizard?

why would we want to ask you anything? you're obviously doing it RONG

Not ugly. Not even shy. Just socially awkward.

For your enjoyment?

bump

Obligatory question: why not pay for a hooker? That's what i did when i was 19, and in retrospect if i hadn't i'd have been a virgin until 27

why don't you just go for women below your league?

I have no idea where my league even is.

Are you at least not a neet?

No. But I am working in retail because I was not able to find a job in my field for more than a year now.

>Literally lost my virginity on sunday night

>Fucked the same girl again last night

We were suppose to be doing latin homework together, but we said fuck it after the first paragraph and just started fooling around

: ^ )

I'm 26
Not kissless but a virgin and I haven't had a job for several years
I'd say you're less of a loser than I am cause you're at least working instead of dragging your feet feeling sorry for yourself, so enjoy it

OP here. Tall I am not.

Checked user. You're life's going to turn around on Tuesday but you gotta will it.

Why are you using an outdated scale??

wrong place. go to bars that are near corporate businesses and go between 3-6. lots of women show up by themselves for a drink or two. build a rapport. bang them.

where you from, user?

Good idea. Will try that.

Germany.

this picture pisses me off. How many people that are not niggers do you know that lost their fucking virginity before they were 20?

Most of the people I know

OP here. Same.

ah shit. if you were in California I'd meet up with you and be your wingman.

so what I'm saying is... fly me to Germany and I'll get you laid.

well shit I guess everyone I know is just as pathetic as me.

What would you do?

bump

it's different for everyone. I've helped a few friends get laid by working to their strengths. had a guy who was socially awkward. he was a good conversationalist but he'd go creep quickly which always turned the girls off. I'd take him out to bars and get some girls to talk to us and I'd guide him through conversations. like "don't say this, do this". like slowly easing into a girls personality rather than overwhelming her with your own.

he actually ended up learning well and he became a huge fucking douche. haha. he started talking shit and would come at me saying he could sleep with more girls than I could and whatever and just being an asshole.

so I slept with his ex girlfriend and the girl he liked and his female roommate. he stopped talking to me.

Nice story. How do I know what my strengths are (if I have any)?

bars are usually not a good choice. And being fat or whatever doesn't have anything to do with it as someone pointed out. I have friends who are fat and ugly, and they even have kids.

To meet someone you need to do something a little less conventional, but this actually works. For example, volunteering to do city/beach clean ups or participating in food banks etc. Plenty of single and usually mentally stable females. Also, they will see helping out as a good quality in you (even if is not really your thing, but that don't matter is what you are projecting). Girls will also see you as more approachable. this is specially helpful if you are somewhat awkward in social situations. The mood is also much more relaxed and the vibes tent to be friendly than in a bar situation. Bonus: you already have something in common; helping out in the community.

source: I was a late bloomer, and had success doing this. I actually made females friends for the first time in my life, and eventually met met my first gf doing a beach clean up.

I feel like age 17 is off on this.That's where I lost mine, but it's not like that was late or anything. Just when me and my girl decided it was time. I'd say anytime before 23 is pretty average. As long as your not kissless, then youll die alone

observation more than anything. hanging out and getting to know you.

whats it like to be a wizard?

>And being fat or whatever doesn't have anything to do with it as someone pointed out.

I have a great athletic body and I am average looking. Problem is my personality.

>To meet someone you need to do something a little less conventional, but this actually works. For example, volunteering to do city/beach clean ups or participating in food banks etc. Plenty of single and usually mentally stable females. Also, they will see helping out as a good quality in you (even if is not really your thing, but that don't matter is what you are projecting). Girls will also see you as more approachable. this is specially helpful if you are somewhat awkward in social situations. The mood is also much more relaxed and the vibes tent to be friendly than in a bar situation. Bonus: you already have something in common; helping out in the community.

I have been in the student council in my university years. And I have been doing a lot of courses (cooking, yoga etc.). No girl ever approached me and when I approached, they were not interested.

At least 8/10 high schoolers where I went? And I'm from a farming town. Low nigger population

what do YOU think is the problem with your personality?

Awkward, boring, slow, neither witty, well spoken nor eloquent.

awkward isn't a problem. some girls find that cute.

boring? just deflect and ask girls about themselves. when girls ask about you just start off with "nah I'm boring".

slow? explain.

these aren't problems. you just need to learn how to circumvent them and change the girl's focus on what you want her to see.

>slow? explain.

Not knowing what to say. Awkward silences. Not getting witty comments etc.

I'm 18 and same, but not because I'm ugly or shy, I just don't get along with people + I hate to build relationships with people. And if I do build one it takes a lot of time untill I trust them and be myself.
Social interactions take a lot of effort for me, I just act someone I am not.
Tbh I don't really care about being a virgin.

I am usually asking about her because I don't know what else to say anyway. But usually, girls get bored after five minutes.

>been in the student council in my university years. And I have been doing a lot of courses (cooking, yoga etc.). No girl ever approached me and when I approached, they were not interested.

Looks like you are doing the right things. At least, you are not a shut-in waiting for a girl to come knocking at your door.

>boring? just deflect and ask girls about themselves. when girls ask about you just start off with "nah I'm boring".

This. A lot of good points here. And not just girls you want to date, pretty much everyone like to talk about themselves. Ask questions and show interest. You don't even have to say much; they can do most of the talking.

>This. A lot of good points here. And not just girls you want to date, pretty much everyone like to talk about themselves. Ask questions and show interest. You don't even have to say much; they can do most of the talking.

As I said. I been doing that. So no idea what is wrong.

I just had an hour long conversation about air conditioning systems with some random guy at a bar last night. he's an installer or something and I sat next to him and asked him about them since I was bored. he went on and on and on and I kept asking questions and feigning interest.

he paid for my drinks and gave me his business card.

fake it til you make it!

Impressive. I never had such a long conversation with anyone.

>Tbh I don't really care about being a virgin

It goes a little deeper than just getting laid. In the end, it's more about the companionship. People in relationships tent to have sex 2-3 times a week, and it usually for less than 20 minutes. So we are looking at less than 1 hr of sex a week (unless is a new gf/bf/, cause then it's on!, but the flame eventually dies down and you become average) But you still have to deal with this person the rest of the time which is 98% that doesn't have much to do with sex.

being a little intoxicated helps. liquid courage.

Not really. Alcohol makes me more courageous but doesn't translate into better conversation skills.

>was 21

Am I.. an anomaly?

I had sex like 5 days ago. How does it feel faggot ?

What kind of wizard powers do you get? I've always asked this question and it's never been answered.

Bad bro. Bad.

None at all.

wtf then what's the point jesus, I wanted fucking wizard powers.

19

still a virgin

chicks dig me though

I will be 25 in a month and I'm on the same road.

I wonder if I should speak to my tinder matches or get a hooker.
The time I got a date on tinder I autistically decided to not go and let her there waiting.

I think an escort may be cheaper so I may go with that.

>have this friend, she qt
>all my friends wanna bang
>kissed two of my friends years ago
>get really close to her
>fast forward to this summer
>go out with her and some friends (mine and hers)
>get a bit drunk, kiss her a few times but not making out with her
>fast forward to last week
>go out, made out with her (both a bit drunk)
>her friend tells me she thinks im handsome and she speaks of me sometimes (in a good way)
>she left for 4 months
wat do, should i try again and test luck when she comes
should i play the "not too interested, but dont mind" card?
id like to have an affair but no gf, shes moving out after summer for work

I paid an asian hooker at one of those massage parlors when I was 18. First, they asked for an ID, then they took me in. Had two choices, picked the nicest looking one maybe in her late 20's. She took over, cause I guess I looked nervous as fuck. She put the condom on with only her mouth and proceeded to suck it. Overall, it was glorious. 10/10 did it again

Joined the Navy, and lost fucking count. Ravished whores from coast to coast. And didn't had a gf till I was 23. Without the whores I would've stayed a virgin till 23 I guess.

This is the real scale. Sorry i cant find a better quality one

OP here. No idea. You come further than I've ever been.

Paying for it won't make you suddenly not shy/socially retarded/make you go out more.

Losing it to a hooker would make me feel like i used cheats in GTA.
It feels good for a moment but after all it's not the same as earning it.

I feel like showing interest but not being like "dude i love her" will be the best
I have to keep in mind that probably when she comes back she can either still have interest or have completely forgotten me (although the second fast forward was again almost 6 months ahead where she was abroad)
I guess time will decide

>Says the guy using the outdated scale