mom says "wanna watch a movie?"

> mom says "wanna watch a movie?"
> yeah, ok
> mom puts on "shame"
> that fassbender nude scene when he goes to take a piss
> mfw

He's a big guy.

>hear mom laughing hysterically in main room
>go in to see what's going on
>she's watching step brothers, "have you seen this? it's hilarious"
>"y-yeah, i have the dvd"
>"oh, i want to see it without commercials"
>"o-okay, but there's a lot of f-bombs"
>watch movie together and laugh our asses off
>learn my mom is way more laid back than i thought and have a fun bonding experience

Did you fuck her or not?

can I be your step brother?

continue

Did she Spread her legs and lay back moaning while you filled her with hot cum?

I find this heartwarming

Pls reply

>Hey son, how come your peepee isnt that big?

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awkward

>Mom asks me if I want to watch a movie with her on Netflix
>Both can't really decide what to watch
>Settle on Eyes Wide Shut because we had both heard of it and heard that it was good
>Movie is super uncomfortable
>Get to scene where Tom Cruise is at the orgy party
>Start to look away because uncomfortable
>Look over at mom
>See that one of her hands is resting between her legs in a weird way
>mfw

Would not reccomend

>mfw I watch game of thrones with my parents

Ur gay

>he's cut
Entire dvd goes in the trash now

>doing netflix and chill with mom

Crasters keep comes on

>Watching movie with girlfriend
>She calls one of the actors hot

I know why she does it too. It gets her my attention every single time if I'm looking down at my phone or zoning out.
On the plus side, I get the satisfaction of knowing she is absolutely heartbroken when I do it right back when a qt actress is on screen

One day she's going to decide you're not paying enough attention to her and cuck you

>watch movie during dinner with grandparents
>kissing scene
>grandma says: user close your eyes
>mfw i'm 28 kv

Whenever my mom asks me if I want to watch a movie with her, I tell her to shut up.

hardcore

>if I'm looking down at my phone

You deserve to get cucked, nu-male cunt

You're a fucking badass dude

Thanks. I don't take guff.

>mom wants to watch a movie
>put on "Womb"

>not Spanking the Monkey
top pleb, frogman

madman

is that considered big?

For who?

>blind watching y tu mama tambien with your parents

>tfw mom says you're sick and have to move out after watching Womb with her

>Watching Bates Motel on tv with hot stepmom
>She curls up to me and covers our legs under a blanket
>Sit there paralyzed and sweating profusely
>Scene comes up where Norman's mom sleeps next to him
>"That looks cozy."
>Go to bed.
>Stepmom lays down next to me and falls asleep.
>Paralyzed and sweating profusely, unable to sleep.
>I'm 24 btw.

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You know what to do

gay go back to r*ddit faggot jeez you thought that story was good hello newfag.

lol it's literally porn the movie

>he doesn't love his mommy enough to help her so she doesn't have to use her hand between her legs
you're literally worse than hitler

please learn from