ITT: things you think only you do

ITT: things you think only you do

>secretly watch my lil brother jerk off

Why censor his cock and not his face?
You got a thing for your bro?

There's this weird thing where I can 'flex' my ears, I don't really know how to explain it, but I hear a noise that I assume is the rushing blood sound.

So wiggle them?

i know what you mean. I can do it too.
no.

Fuck my wife

iirc its causing the muscles near the ear drum to twitch quickly.

little does he know.

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Fuck this guys wife

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fuck you for fucking his wife

Do you have to post this everyday?

Watch this guys wife fuck other people.

Kek and check

Ya OP what gives? Sup Forums is suppose to have completely new threads everyday! Never the same thread twice!

Welcome to Sup Forums. The same few posts, with the same pictures over and over. It's like Dante's Inferno, but with autism.

>fold the paper several times while wiping until it's completely white
>wrap and tape my dick in tissue in the morning to prevent the skin from being ripped off while exercising or just walking
>actually try to astral project
>fap to men and traps unironically
>think before I speak or act

If only there were a phrase or term we could give these copy and paste type thread.

Secretly watch OPs lil brother jerk off

I don't know what kind of face to make while reading this

Hold my breath when fat or ugly people walk by me

copy pasters?

Just accept it

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>squat on the toilet to poop
>abuse zzzquil or 7eleven brand sleep medicine once or twice to masturbate because it makes my orgasms 20x better and i sleep like a goddamn rock
>if i jerk off in the bathroom i wrap my cock in TP and let it stay on until the next time i take my pants off. peel off TP, feels awesome.
cant think of anything else atm. will reply to my post if i can think of more

>actually try to astral project
same. farthest ive gotten is i feel like my body gets heavy as fuck and everything starts to feel really weird. if anything its just really relaxing and i enjoy doing it.

once or twice a week*

shave my pubes in a different design everytime im a dude by the way.

I consider myself....*mostly* straight.

hope you get in a carcrash, so you get taken to the hospital, only to lt the ER-staff cut off your pants and reveal a TP-wrapped shriveled cum-dick.

watch op jerk off

Same. I can pop my ears without any movement when most people have to yawn or hold their nose.

How can you say that if you fap to dudes?

sauce?

A few examples of designs

fapping to men is fine. it's the astral projection that makes you gay.

i have thought of this possibility. And i have come to accept the risk i give myself by doing this. I think it would be funny if i wasnt in critical condition. Its hard for me to be embarrassed tbh

I just like dick. Dunno why. Maybe it's because I associate it with pleasure from SO MANY YEARS of porn, but hey....I can't say for sure.

She's some kinda cosplayer. I forgot her name, but I think it starts with an "M" or an "A." She follows Mandee Sim.

Ah, very well then.

i cant tell if i enjoy her cosplay of d.va or i find it disgusting...

hmm its like going left to right on the photo my desire to fuck her grows less and less