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Year 20: Still no gf in sight

In for new official /cum/ girl

At least you arent polish

the gf

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>burger editions

is it a totally shit life plan to bust ass and have minimum fun till I'm ~27? I just feel like I'm going to bust ass, then reach the age when everyone has families. sort of fucking rustled about it

Bones is so good rapper

>dude montenegro lmao

for newn, do you like big droopy tits? plastic boobs? asians late of breasts?

Fuck the English

What a great thread

Why are white women so attractive?

English are the chosen people, the most successful ethnicity.

...

boobs

I'm gonna need you to go ahead and delete this post. Thanks in advance.

youtube.com/watch?v=veH3KI3Ycdw

FOY
Good post

because you're a heterosexual brainlet

What a shitty thread.

Nordic ayy lmao DNA

>FOY

> chosen people

Bunch of backstabbing Jews is what they are. Always working with the Jews to fuck over white people.

get the fuck out bud

>when a filthy limey gives you a (you)

step aside eyebrows

>Polish Olympics.jpeg

u mad?

Thoughts?

I got a letter in the mail asking me to donate money to help stop Drumpf.

I based most of my worldview on Sup Forums infographics.

did you?

Literally voldemord

>he unironically fell for the Drumpfy meme

Based

About what? All the countries listed are committing willing ethnic genocide of their " superior " anglo people. In 500 years the anglo gene will fade into obscurity, drowned out by North African/Central Asian genes.

1. write a check for $0.01
2. donate it
3. ????
4. Profit

Females aren't real people

>North African/Central Asian genes.
>in the USA, Canada, NZ or Australia

Nigga lrn2meme

>Females aren't real people

Big droopy tits are the sign of fertility.

don't even have the will to masturbate, is this rock bottom?

May have a touch of the 'tism, my buds.

BTRTRRTRTRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

>posting pics like this when there is a legit Sup Forums meetup on shia labeouf's webcam

stop brap posting

That's known as D E P R E S S I O N

Get some fucking sunlight (or vitamin D) and exercise and you'll be good as gold you fucking chuck

Zrumphy dumpfy

who is this qt3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481117450284102701938521105559644622948954930381964428810975665933446128475648233786783165271201909145648566923460348610454326648213393607260249141273724587006606315588174881520920962829254091715364367892590360011330530548820466521384146951941511609433057270365759591953092186117381932611793105118548074462379962749567351885752724891227938183011949129833673362440656643086021394946395224737190702179860943702770539217176293176752384674818467669405132000568127145263560827785771342757789609173637178721468440901224953430146549585371050792279689258923542019956112129021960864034418159813629774771309960518707211349999998372978049951059731732816096318595024459455346908302642522308253344685035261931188171010003137838752886587533208381420617177669147303598253490428755468731159562863882353787593751957781857780532171226806613001927876611195909216420198938095257201065485863278865936153381827968230301952035301852968995773622599413891249721775283479131515574857242454150695950829533116861727855889075098381754637464939319255060400927701671139009848824012858361603563707660104710181942955596198946767837449448255379774726847104047534646208046684259069491293313677028989152104752162056966024058038150193511253382430035587640247496473263914199272604269922796782354781636009341721641219924586315030286182974555706749838505494588586926995690927210797509302955321165344987202755960236480665499119881834797753566369807426542527862551818417574672890977772793800081647060016145249192173217214772350141441973568548161361157352552133475741849468438523323907394143334547762416862518983569485562099219222184272550254256887671790494601653466804988627232791786085784383827967976681454100953883786360950680064225125205117392984896084128488626945604241965285022210661186306744278622039194945047123713786960956364371917

*inhales deeply*

My gf.

had a bit of a manic attack this week

PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT

>be me
>no motivation for years after my first gf broke my heart
>grow up
>actual bad shit happens to me
>stop caring about everything but don't feel bad or sad
>start drinking and playing overwatch with left over friends from when I lived somewhere else
>talk on mics all the time
>start talking in games
>get more socially confident
>look women in the eyes all the time now and talk much louder naturally
>can see women of all ages get wet when I do
>still depressed though so I don't even want a gf or to have sex

Guys women are actually super easy you literally just have to be a man

Those are always my best days.

i want her to preform cpr one me with her farts

would've been a lot funnier if Hillary won desu

I had so many memes saved for that day

>imploring I'll read this

why the fuck is the central building of the most powerful military in the world a pentagon (pentagram)

No way. Trump is the funniest thing to ever happen to America. He's also doing a decent job so far.

because i am single and without child

*taps calculator for several seconds*
At the current rate of thread quality decline
*adjusts glasses*
We will be /brit/ by May
*puts pen in pocket protector*
And worse than /lat/ by July.

Illuminati Masons obviously.

I don't wanna go to work tomorrow

Did you carry the one?

>already forgets the hundreds of reports and polls saying trump would lose by double digit percentages
>the months of "theres no chance trump will be president"
>the months we still have of leftists complaining about trump
>literally stories about how Trump wears his tie are headline news because the left is still so butthurt

We got the best possible timeline, stop being in denial

>be californian
>die of thirst then the fire burns my body to a crisp and then the flood washes me away

>be conneticuntian
>daydream about california every day
got something to say there bud?

Very low energy shitpost, Jeb.

I wanted to fuck with Sup Forums too but the global meltdown is far more entertaining

TRUMPED

you'll make it

keep it in your pants

>california


Fun fact if you remove California from the popular vote, Trump wins by 2 million votes. California, despite having a huge amount of tech jobs, has an average IQ 10 points above mental retardation.

>Sup Forums blowing up is funnier than neocons, leftists in general, and pretty much the whole world blowing up

we should let them go then annex them

The reaction from the left isn't pitiful enough to be funny to me. People are protesting and the media hates him, but I don't really think that would be funny.

Getting 10+ (you)s from enraged Sup Forums posters for posting a picture of a hillary frog is what gets me going.

>but I don't really think that would be funny.
It's fucking hilarious

>Getting 10+ (you)s from enraged Sup Forums posters for posting a picture of a hillary frog is what gets me going.

Literally post anything pro-trump on any subreddit if you want replies

>the obsession

>that IQ map directly correlating to the gradient of the racial composure of the states

every time

>Fun fact if you don't count democratic votes republicans win
really gets the ol' noggin joggin'

who is this handsome gentleman

>The reaction from the left isn't pitiful enough to be funny to me.

Pay more attention.

>people going out to the streets, crying on the floor, beating each other up, and pushing programs and campaigns because their person lost is more pitiful than someone calling you a faggot on the internet

saving this image bud

fuck chicanofornia/commiefornia/cancerfornia

>Trump wins by 2 million votes. California, despite having a huge amount of tech jobs, has an average IQ 10 points above mental retardation.
Why is populism so terrible ?

>arguing about politics
>again

because you're racist

whos read crime and punishment here?

im 1/3 of the way through and its pretty good desu

No one is arguing about politics, just arguing over how people respond to politics.

>the autism

>2 am

I guess I should go to bed or something.

thinking of rewatching Orange days

It's good. You should read the Gulag Archipelago to destroy your faith in humanity.

Need to learn a second language. Spanish, French, or something else?

You're reading the wrong sources, people are still having mental breakdowns and shit. I go to read reddit.com/r/hillaryclinton/ for an erection sometimes

We're arguing about what's funny

>learning a 2nd language for no reason at all

You would be better off spending that time learning basically anything else