I live in a shed ask me anything

I live in a shed ask me anything

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Why don't you insulate your walls?

fuck if I know it's hotter than hell in here

Dude, nice, do you live in it down by the river?

Why are you shed?

Nice trips and no I'm not Chris Farley

Do you run your wood stove nonstop or something?

Why a shed?
Why haven't you taken that sticker off your monitor?
Why Slayer?
Weed or liquor?

No it's just an 8 by 8 shed I keep a cot folded up in the corner usually choke my fires

Cuz I'm abusing a 90-day return policy

why? No longer than 2 sentences answers, por favor.

Nice shed. How do you get your internet?

Can i come over?

what dis?

What is the next step in your life?

Why are you living in a shed?

Same way I get my electricity off the people I rent this space from

elaborate on your monthly expenses

Decent dude. Nice setup.

Don't get along with the woman renting the shed in the side of the yard from a friend

Pretty sweet set up user.
Can you take a better pic of your stove?
Do you cook on it?

where do you live?

Beer cigarettes weed food wood

>johann hegg lives in a wooden shed
Why does this not surprise me

What is your monthly rent? Also...you are my fucking hero.

So the people you "rent" this shack from are okay with some bearded fuck living in their backyard and mooching their shit?

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Do you regret the choices that you've made that have led to your living in a shed?

In a shed

On average what do the monthly expenses equal up too? Just out of curiosity

Where do you shit, piss, shower and shave?

hopefully you have some way to ventilate that smoke out with that wood burning heater, talk about hella carcinogens

200 a month WiFi an extension cord electricity included

does it look like he shaves

smoke is from my cigarettes

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Fair enough, trims then.

Indoors when no one's home

Nice, looks home built.
Mine is made out of an old propane tank

>I live in a shed
Im sorry.

If he's renting then he's not really mooching though.

It's HQ Outdoors so by The Sportsman's Guide I don't think they make that one anymore

Wow that seems doable. If I didn't have my dogs I wouldn't mind such a setup as a money saver.

Are you saving up to move somewhere better eventually?

Depending on where this is, he shouldn't be allowed to pay rent/live there without flowing water and bathroom. (Hose and bucket do not count)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fq4wb7rOYY

Well i guess this your themetune now

Do the residents know you enter their home?

Last pick was pretty bad I have to turn the phone around to get the Flash

>This entire thread

Forgot pic

Can you watch porn in the middle of nowhere?

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whoever made it, looks like it will keep your shed nice and cozy

I reckon your father asked you once to take care of your prematurely born brother. poor little fella mhmm

Why do you think that every human that has brown eyes, is essentially a nigger?

No I'm a drunk this is actually the best I've been living in a long time

Get some good music bro, try Shining, maybe Burzum

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I finally watched that movie a couple months ago and the ending made me so fucking happy.

Can you take a pic of the outside of your shed?

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needs a window

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Has two little ones but they're on the side for the shed

What you do for fun besides games? You smoke?

how far did you get into fallout 4 before you thought it was trash?

whats your psn

You got any mudard bishcuits in 'nere? French fried pataters?

I don't game online but I play The Witcher 3 a lot and I have Driveclub and Need for Speed Rivals and Madden 2017

So have you ever gotten laid in there?

Can't you just piss outside the shed?

Of course

some kids over here in germany died last week in an arbour. presumably because they made fire in an old stove and got carbon monoxide poisoning . though i don't have the impression that you don't know what you're doing i just wanted to say take care

How many Celsius you got in there when it's coldest and warmest?

Back-to-back 11 dubs anyway op here and as you can see by my stove pipe it's ventilated and if there weren't enough air in here to burn in the fire well that would give me some indication I had carbon monoxide problems I see a whole lot of smoke in here before that happened though I think those kids were just idiots still intrigues me is that how that was possible though

How do you like growing

In Fahrenheit I can over burn in here easily no matter how cold it is outside it's about 80 in here right now this is only an 8 by 8 shed

idk, millenials?

What are your landlords like?

Now that I think about it they were probably smoldering coals I'm trying to preserve the heat by closing the place up real good and leaving the stove door open

checked

I said and they will probably fuck it I'm using voice to text now you figure it out

Op here I'm amazed that nobody's asked me what I do for money

u said u have to pay for wood

how much do you have to pay for wood

tell us

Jack schitt 240 Accord down here fucking voice to text 54 face cord I said 50 for a face cord

I do not understand you but okay, you live in a shed

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build sheds?

Have you got the wood tested to see if you arent being exposed to oxidation and the chemicals from the treated wood and glues?
Remember this in 30yrs when you have cancer.

pretty nice cuck shed. did you grease your bull?

Honestly, seems like a cozy setup, nice little wood stove you can double as a range, its small so you dont have to spend alot of time cleaning that shit, and you even got electricity and internet. Id rock it, the only downfall i see is that you have to use bathroom at landlords.

Sonny Black? Jesse?

What do you read in your shed?

Shed life for dayyyz

shit man you look like me from the future or some shit. I dont want to live in a shed. What mistakes did you make to get here and how can I avoid them.

Jack of all trades odd jobs no beaners to compete with around here

Watch out for carbon monoxide Sup Forumsro. Get a co2 alarm.

tested?... unless he is burning pine, poplar, willow or pressure treated lumber. he should be alright.

Is there a reason why you live in a shed