Trips has to go to North Korea and commit a crime against the state so severe they end up being executed so they can live on for eternity like Kim Jon Sung on Sup Forums Rekt threads forever. Don't be a fucking pussy this is serious if you roll trips this better happen or Sup Forums will find you and put you in a rekt thread either way.
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Trips has to go to North Korea and commit a crime against the state so severe they end up being executed so they can...
Well this seems reasonable.
Fate is in your favor kim-il-user
>No trips he has breen sparred.
>honor to your famri
roller
Worth a try
Congrarurations Kim-il-user
>You rill not die
I've heard the food is good...
Dubs givs Kimg jong a hard Un
>Honor to your famri
>You have been spared
I'll do it if somebody buys me airfare and I'm supplied with some perfect shops of Dennis Rodman butt fucking the holy hell out of Kim.
No dubs makes kim jong un angri and disgrustid
>Gulag
>Stay away
Rolling for this
Apparently they hold fantastic parades....
you will be sentanced to 15 years hard labor for your comment
>Much disonor
>shame upon Famri
>No ticket for you traitor
And the subway is a sight to behold
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Please send me I am so ready to go again, hopefully they'll take me this time
As a representative of 'False' Korea, I will probably face the anti-aircraft firing squad sometime soon anyway.
ITT: when even North Korea dosent even want you
No balls
I bring state of the art computing equipment...
you are correct traitor.
>kim is watching
>Ree see your web ristory trap gay boi
Trips and I'll sell everything I own and be on a freight ship to Hong Hong by saturday night
Reroll
Rerolling
Send me awayyyyy
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So close, going again
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Impossibru, Kim jong un has inrented all technolodgy that is adranced
Let's go Kim Jong un, let's go
and some retro shit to boot.
Why have inferior tape drives, when you can have this flashing computer... I promise it does not contain any malware.... honest.
COMOM I NEED THEM TRIPS MAN IM JONESING HARD HERE I NEED THAT GREY SKY AND HOPELESS DREAMS MAN COMMON
Please trips get
Ronald rump is a glorious korean agent of democracy
>America is fool
Trips please, anything would be better then trump
Get me trips
As you are already at the apocalyptic stage on this chart, I look forward to being mayrtered in your shit hole country
Ugh how many tries is it gonna take to get trips, can anyone Hook me up with bumps?
fate decides
Lucky,
So
Close
Reehehehehehe America does not have Glorious pretzels made by the hands of glorious kim jong un himself
>silly american
>fool
>traitor
please fucking let me die
I hope Kim fucks my asshole with his two inch dick.
The only way your thread could have been a success, OP, is if you had gotten trips.
>American
Ha
oh, and re-roll
worth the roll
You have been serected to be fukked by kim jong un. pleez repor to water outside california we rill pik u up
I'll do this to Mr Kim
Trips do not count due to kim jongs eternal soul. Kepp rolling peasants
ok, wtf is this, sauce, srsly...
O-re trips if at end Glorious Leader
No idea, funny as fuck!
He thinks he is always on vacation
Rary funni now back to rice paddi
>Or u die
I want to go.
XOXOXOXO
fuck you
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Herro dad we miss you rary much
if n. koreans don't have an issue w/this pic not too sure what they would have an issue with...
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ez
we ruv china
LMAO i like how there is only 10 pretzels and they have Kim there and a news team like "Wook at arwe tis pood rorwed re peed arwe peprel"
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Yolo
OP rolling to show faith in eternal kim jon sung. Trips count if kim jon un say they count
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Yolo
Fuck it, why not
God communism is beautiful when staged
Fuck
Booking flights now
RIP
What will be your crime?
RINNER RINNER CHICKEN DINNER
>GO TIME
>YOU DIE NOW
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R.I.P. brave user
nigger
I'm going to attempt to assassinate Kim and tell him I'm a spy sent by the united States CIA which will trigger an all out nuclear war.
PLeez give us name and address, we will ensure you make it to the glorious north korea
I will shave off Kim Jung Un's hair and sell it on eBay
rolling
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Rary good, we will win war with fools. Kim approve of your plan
What should I do
fuck shit ass roll
Godspeed user. I look forward to seeing you in Hell.
dis is your punishment for lying about "staged" communism. Sup Forums hack him and find him now i am waiting
Dubs decide what I do.
Kim jung ROLL
Kim want you to try and kill Kim and then have note saying your plan is to break out of prison with CIA help so we have no choice but to kill you
trips i litter
How come the rabbit is after the horse?? I've never eaten horses, but certainly they can't be as tasty as rabbits.
I NORTH KOREA! YOU AMERICAN PIG! YOU COME HERE NO! YOU WILL ARRANGE FOR YOUR CRIMES
theres no way i get trips