Be me first day in Bio lab at Uni

>be me first day in Bio lab at Uni
>get randomly assigned lab partners
>prof says in the real world you dont get to choose your co workers
>get assigned to 10/10 goddess in pre med
>im just a neckbeard soc major, getting my science credit
>She immediately is noticeably pissed at the selection
>super rude to me every class, always over talking with her two friends
>always glancing at me and then snickering to themselves
>she is actually really smart, does most of the work pretty quickly, tells me what to do for the most part
>Two weeks in she is just sick of me
>over hear he talking to her girlfriends about how she just dumped her boyfriend
>starts dressing more scantily, making her self look even better than usual
>acting all flirty to dumb football player at the table next to us

Continue?

Ya

What happened next, OP?

>Continue?
No.

>shes looking super fine, starts to drive me crazy
>i want to fuck her
>get bright idea, i know what im gonna do
>dont wash my balls for one week, still shower but dont use soap down there
>"man stank intensifys"
>it gets to the point i literal have pheromones dripping down my legs
> walk into class on day, she is flirting with jamal, gossiping with her girls, doesnt even look over at me, we have a project due next week.
>reach my hands down my pants, rub all over my stanky balls
> wait for a couple seconds and then reach over and exclaim "you have bug on your hair!"
>reach over and rub my hand all down her head
>"eww user get it off me, dont touch me"
>think to myself "bitch how can i get it off you without touching you?"
>whatever, plan is executed, i literally just wiped my ball stank all over her head

...

>get bright idea
>don't wash my balls for one week
What the fuck is wrong with you?

kekking already

>i say i got it off her and it ran under the table, every one looks around for a sec, and i just say it must have crawled up the back.
>she doesnt even say thank you, turns back to her friends to keep gossiping
>all of sudden watch her take a fat sniff of the air, keeps sniffing
>just like that she turns around, looks at me like ive never had a girl look at me before
>all dreamy eyed, and cutely smiles at me
>pulls her stool of to me and leaves her friends mid conversation
>"user you look really nice today, lets start working on this project, if we dont finish you can come over to my place and we can work on it later"
>wait what? is this real life?
>she starts rubbing my arm, telling me how hard a worker I am
>"
>

I lost

>mfw weve been dating for 3 years, about to get married this spring

>Continue?

Nah, I'm not big on fiction.

oh user you fucking wish, but continue

is that it? i was invested. i figured she was gunna ask for "tree fiddy"

Pure bullshit. Stupidest thing I've ever read, you're a literal retard.

checked

>she still sucks my balls every night to this day, she has no idea any of this went down.
>says she doesnt know what happened, just all of a sudden started liking me one day

...

dont be jealous i got a 10/10 for having fresh pheromones you faggot

MAN STINK INTENSIFYS

GOD DAMN MY SIDES

>Starts to pull down my trousers
>pulls down her daisy dukes to reveal her massive cock
>entire class is in utter silence
>I look down and see my boipucci
>She gives my that look of pure hunger and tackles me to the ground
>I'm helpless while this amazonian beast turns my boipucci into hamburger meat
>Entire class' sides are on Jupiter
>She pulls out her dick and cums on my face
>I'm crying on the ground because I got raped
>Teacher starts making me eat her ass while Stacey pegs my tight asshole with her cock
>Wake up and realize I didn't take my autism medicine.

>MFW

I'll take shit that has never happened for 1000.

I just imagine an army of 14 yr old super horny 4 chinners who stop washing their balls for this.

OP, you're my hero

>illicit emotions
what the fuck

That's not how pheromones work, dumbass.

Enjoy getting cucked by Jerome.

Continue faggot

hahaha i swear it works

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It might have been more believable if you had better pacing. I think ya kinda rushed it towards the end. Wait a month for everyone to forget this post, and in the mean time work on fleshing the end out and adding some more cringey autistic stuff throughout, then post the edited version here. I look forward to seeing you improve.

now that's the spirit