The earthquakes and shakeups around the globe are getting progressively closer to the US...

The earthquakes and shakeups around the globe are getting progressively closer to the US. First it was New Zealand and Australia, then it was Japan, then it was Central America. If it gets to North America, it might trigger a super volcano. Animals have been fleeing Yellowstone and fish have been found dead. We have two weeks left.

02/14/17 - The day when a super volcano erupts

It's times like these I wish I had one of those pictures about obvious bait

>Dat ash !!1!

it is clearly a gathering of Godzillas.
for what purpose they are meeting I cannot say.

I can say however that it is not good news for us.

We're going to need a bigger bait

happy fucking valentines day

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as a geologist, i can confirm that you're fucking retarded.

Please just let it fuvking happen
End our pitiful existence o caldera in the west

We pay those in the know to keep quiet

The big one is coming, you've been warned

Oklahoma has loads of earthquakes

all these earthquakes and people still deny climate change.

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Do it faggot.

mind if i save this?

As a geologist, have you even ever heard of Yellowstone?

bummer

yea, the proper term is "nephrolithiasis"

Its all yours, my friend.

I live I key west so I'm good. You guys keep your ash, and snow too.

That's not how earthquakes work. They don't move progressively closer to a certain point on the Earth and then cause a supervolcano.

That said, the Yellowstone Supervolcano is fairly overdue anyway and if it goes we're all boned. Like, nuclear winter/ice age-level-catastrophe-boned. That's not even counting anyone or anything that just gets blown up in the initial blast.

haven't you heard user? its all Fracking these days

>nuclear winter/ice age

It's OK. We'll have Global Warming to keep us comfy.

oh, i thought it was gmos.

So... is OP a special snowflake that just can't handle Valentine's Day? Is that what I'm seeing? OP is hoping that the world will end before they are lonely on February 14th?

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what brand of tinfoil do you recommend for hat making OP?

Honestly, looking around, a reset would be nice.
All I see everywhere I look is people getting boned anyways...

edgy newfag kek

well that was true up until 2014. From that point on it became Gay Marriage

jsyk animals have been fleeing jellystone for decades now and they always come back.

>First it was New Zealand and Australia,
NZ has quakes so often that they go unnoticed.
Australia has so few that every one makes the news.

how does that make him a newfag

im in CT. im not worried about 1 to 3 mm, cm or even inches. ill just shovel and chill on my food rations with my guns, silver, booze, dogs and water.

True. There is an awful lot of boning going on...

I'm curious as to what would happen regarding global warming. If the Sun gets mostly blocked out by an atmosphere full of ash and soot, I imagine the greenhouse effect would lessen a bit, but on the other hand, we have pretty well fucked the atmosphere with CO2 levels, so we could get a Venus scenario. I guess it depends how thick the cloud layer is, and how much actual heat can penetrate it to get trapped.

I hope you are right OP.... I'm sick of this bullshit, where's the reset button damnit

that pic old as fukk yo

indeed. OH here... will be all good ... I'd rather Zombie apocalypse but I just want a drastic change..... for everyone... LOL ( ya, I'm not gonna kill myself, You faggs are comin with me!!! ) BWAHHAHAHAHAHA