/cum/ - Canada, USA and Mexico

Brady edition

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*sucks your dick*

Hello.

She's afraid of the angry white male

I saw Shaun Kang today

Talcum X.

My mom unironically likes Hitler and gets somewhat mad if people insult him.

Queenie needs vantage points tho

R8 this pic I took while on patrol

Rude

Nice spooky night.

>stopped taking my crazy pills for a week
>started taking them again
>emotions are completely deadened now
this will go away r-right buds

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Is she indian? Indians like Hitler because he fought against GB and because he used the swastika or something.

He's an idiot and he's white.

*unzips benis*
Geh-heh-heh, bet you didn't see this coming.
*pushes your scrawny legs outta the way*
You're gonna love this part kiddo
*applies benis to bagina with great vigour*
*feverishly ejaculates within the snatch*
Excellent, wouldn't you say?

my mom likes trump but she gets mad i dont pay my rent to her and i spend it on autographed MAGA hats
i have a autographed maga hat of each one except the shamrock one

> tfw every time a girl tries to get you to open up emotionally you push her away

How do I get past my old experiences with women. Feel like they're all sloots and only good for sex, pushed away at least 2 good girls in the past year that I was seeing.

Wat do

>jimmy garoppolo was just traded
>nobody is saying where to or for what
1st overall pick pls pls pls

Well worth it.

No, but many non-whites like Hitler a lot for some reason.

His talks were pretty memey and he had a broken arm because he slipped and fell off stage a few weeks ago
He also went to the wrong location today and was 20min late kek

I'm playing life is strange and it's triggering my good memories.
I miss suburban life.
I miss the broken girls I loved.
I miss spending the summer with them, and our friends.


Fucking christ. Will things ever get better? I hate NY so fucking much, I just want to be happy again. Even if I wasn't a normie, atleast I could fake it. I want to fake it again so badly.

Probably because he was right about a lot of things.

Just kind of weird people he thought were inherently inferior like him is all.

We'll, he didn't think Asians were inferior. What's weird are Slav Nazis.

>>tfw every time a girl tries to get you to open up emotionally you push her away

Never had a woman even bother to talk to me, let alone try to make me open up.

Stop throwing away your chances, you fuck.

> I miss the broken girls I loved

Heading back home to Alaska tomorrow and I'm so excited I can't sleep. Might miss the lower 48, but I don't really belong here. I know where my home is.

Listening to Upstairs for the fifth time tonight buds.

>the biggest group of neo-nazis in the world is in Russia
>Hitler wanted to kill them all for lebensraum
Strange pottery

check it out

You don't know the shit I've seen you dickhead. Women look innocent but if you show your vulnerability they will stab you in the fucking heart.

woman are gross girls (male) are the way to go

Trump is going to destroy the EU and save Europe from another invasion and here's how.

First he is going to begin pulling out of NATO entirely. After the USA is no longer protecting the EU from the Russians he will give Russia the green light to begin invading eastern european countries again. As european countries see this they will beg for the EU to defend them, but the EU will not have the military in place to defend them. So the EU will either be forced to build up an active military (destroying their economy) or concede some smaller countries which will lead countries to doubt the benefits of being in the EU at all and drop out ultimately leading to the collapse of the EU.

I wish I had a homestead and a homely woman to make frontier babies with.

Life is Strange made me feel the worst feels
So much nostalgia for things I never experienced is the weird part though

women are all evil harpies incapable of love

I don't think any of those things will happen.

I know your feel. I lost all of my hope though, it gets worse every day, I can't even get myself to leave the house anymore. It seems like life was easier back than, but I can't see myself happy like that again. I can't see myself having a future at all. I won't kill myself, I guess, but the thoughts of suicide are coming back again. I started talking about it again, but people don't seem to understand that money can't buy you everything, they see me as ungreatfull, which is wrong.
/blog

Too late for Quebec threads to get many (OP)'s

Can't wait til mandatory military service comes back

Why does Hillary still think people like her and want to hear her opinion...
Not even liberals liked her

I used to use weed to numb the feels, now that I don't even have that my life is just a great fucking ball of shit. The feels/memories, god damn it I wish I could erase my memory and start over. Don't ever go into the army.

>dumb shit

i forgot it was 4:20am

gonna smoke a bowl and go to bed

i voted for hillary because im a centrist corporate shill no joke

I'm not going to die for this government and the car lobby.
I'd fight if germany is attacked, but I'll never die for the profits of those who destroy this country.

Tell me about the tilde, why does it cover female posts?

It's going to happen and our excuse for not helping europe will be that we are fighting NK

DNC approval rating is at something like 35% lol

>balding because he body is decaying is now a "resistance" look

No she's dying like she was during the campaign, he had a blood clot in her brain which kills most people.

> I'd fight if germany is attacked

Good for you, at this point I wouldn't defend Canada. Fuck this country and it's people, spit on you for the color of your skin and career choice. Fuck it all.

So you think we'll sacrifice Seoul to collapse the EU? Doubtful.

edgy

What is the color of your skin and career choice?

Sacrifice? More like rebuild the infrastructure after NK destroys it and we roll over NK shortly after. Which will be great for our economy and koreas

Meanwhile Russia will see growth as it gets more of eastern europe. China sees growth from manufacturing needed to sustain the wars and the only people who don't benefit are the leaders of the EU. members of the EU will benefit by the collapse of the EU.

Anyways to summarize his presentation (add a hurr im old and hurr im so relatable and woke joke every 5 minutes):
>dude i showed up to the wrong place
>i broke my arm a few weeks ago and im still shook
>talks about history class he took last year
>goes on tangent about how we need more woke professors in colleges
>brings back up the guy behind him (forget his name) and how he didnt want to learn about him because he was a crusty white dude
>his basic point was that humanity doesn't improve over time except through technology
>brings this back to show that blacks are worse off than before civil rights movement
>brings up comparison to Trump and holocaust
>goes on tangent about Trump beating and raping his ex wives
>says melania probably is seeing a brotha on the side
>says Hitler probably was more reasonable of a person
>brings it back to police brutality
>talks about how the US government has made being black illegal ever since the war on drugs was created
>says white people sell drugs (per capita) at twice the rate of black people yet blacks get jailed 800% more for drug crimes
>says that the hoodie market is dying because black parents wont let their kids wear hoodies because they dont want them shot by police like Trayvon
Then I had to leave and go to work. Wish I could have stayed for the rest and gotten a selfie with him

I feel the same, but on the other hand I used to love this country. It has always been my home, I used to be proud of what "we" have accomplished. The people are shit, true but I don't know.

What a retard.

my box is made, the pills erect, it's one cut cookie syndrome.
the pill that's huge and swallows other pills.
it's jar bottom right below me, and not a spot of cork above,
why can i barely see exactly where the loop is marked?
it cuts in, i cut out, pidagurpidagle says hello,
and hunts the pilot light within the heater monolith she prays to.

art museums make me want to kill myself,
i understand now why pidagurpidagle pulls on the door
even when she knows it's locked sh
people surround themselves with pets
to deny the fact that they're alone, most of the time.
"stop the world, i want off."
-easy access.

are you scared the album will end before the doorbell rings,
and you'll be left to greet your guests
with a tied tongue, cold lunch, and spent wick candle?

Take a fucking guess, pretty obvious in both cases.

pic

He was surprisingly not as bad as I thought he would be desu

you're a chinese rice farmer?

He knows how to talk to his fellow white man.

to be fair melania is probably seeing another guy considering trump himself said they were considering a open relationship

wat

“I even thought, briefly, about approaching Ivana with the idea of an ‘open marriage.’ But I realized there was something hypocritical and tawdry about such an arrangement that neither of us could live with — especially Ivana. She’s too much of a lady.” (“Trump: Surviving at the Top”)

>Barron Trump will be president one day
>the Trumps will be the millennial version of the Bushes

holy shit when I thought life couldn't become any funnier. This shit just keeps on giving

I am tripping lads

There's no way he actually said that. It's way too coherent. Ghostwriter

Shills are getting better

cuck lol
on?

This abomination needs to be ended.

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dmt

Pfft, I take that every night.

i thought that knocked you on your ass
how are you typing

No you arent. If you were you wouldnt be wasting it in this shithole.

You aren't tripping on DMT if you can type/read.

DMT is illegal because it lets you noclip into the projection room behind reality.

if any of u r grill u should think about my peener

just spent 3 and a half hours laying in a half full bathtub of tepid water being depressed and shit buds

Psychedelics are very very bad /cum/, do not take them

You forgot the scented candle and epsom salt.

u sure u want that bud

u hav 2 b 18 or older to post here

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
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WHAT WILL IT TAKE TO GET A GIRL TO LOVE AN AUTISTIC FREAK LIKE ME?!?
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!

im 24

Yeah fampai I'm about to light up., got my music going. cheers
they are actually good for me

but do u lik peeners?

considered lickin em

good movie

lol gross

lol just a joke haha

lol niece prank

Should I finish my movie or go to sleep?

gotem

Yes

Things will get better, friend.