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They wish.

ANO

Hapsburgs did nothing wrong

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doxxable my man
I can see my ribcage and I've even lost the fat in my arse cheeks
my "bloating" isn't even really bloating as in my belly looks bigger, it just gets harder, aches and I feel full after eating or drinking a the tiniest amount of anything (even water)
/blog

might do the 'cide

Still embarrassed on your behalf, wont let you get off with that

Had a dream I was in a cooking competition and we had to make bolognese sauce and someone on my team kept putting fucking LEEKS into the sauce because "my mum does it at home"

Could've fucking caved that idiot's face in

what if we create...
a private brit subreddit

leeks are on offer in Aldi lads, gonna make a bangin' bolognese tonight
*tries to click fingers but just makes an awkward flapping noise*

shoulda put mushrooms in it instead

Cripplechan's brit/pol/ is so autistic it had to make its own board because it got bullied off the main Sup Forums board by the jannies

>leeks in a Bolognese

You really can't make this shit up. ''''''''Spag bol''''''''' has been utterly abused by the British.

Cripplekike chan is for actual r*****ors should be avoided at all costs except the useful porn boards

Reading comments online about Verhofstadt saying brits should be able to keep EU citizenship if they want.

You'd think this would be good but it seems to trigger Rorkes big time. A lot of them legit think the EU only exists because Britain pays for everything. Really pretty weird.

we should bring back 'cifixion

come to britleftypol

Jannies don't usually moderate anything unless it gives them asthma attacks, what did brit/pol/ do

link?

Master race: Chinese
Commander race: North-West Europeans
Lieutenant race: Mediterraneans
Sergeant race: Jews, Japanese

reddit.com/r/britishproblems

jej

how about south korea then hey, pheh. what you gonna do
*downs what remains of my 4th pint*

fuck off

Divide and conquer anti-kraut banter

Can't physically bring myself to take anything chinks do seriously

Think I might have a problem. Don't really view them as humans - more like a sort of species of dolls or fake people.

Music 'could face extinction' in secondary schools

music is basically IT nowadays

>kids growing up will never experience twatting around with the DJ function on keyboards

good

utterly useless subject, complete waste of time

get rid of art and drama too

Tried playing the trombone but wanted to off myself after everyone kept saying it sounded shite when i was playing well

Don't think anyone in my class ever once took it seriously or learnt anything of value, don't know why they bother keeping it in the curriculum

UHH UHH UHH hyuuurgh DJ DJ shhiiiingg dictionary

but British actors are our greatest export

Yeah dude let's just destroy all culture and devolve into mindless worker-drones.

hahahahahaha

you don't need to be taught these things at the most basic level by shoddy teachers to become great artists and dramatists

WOO
one more time

do you believe in aliens?

o-o-on-o-one-one-o-o-o-one more time

what's your diet like? try eating meals solely consisting of veggies/ rice occasionally

It's a joke lad, not even teachers take it seriously. The kids who are interested in art, drama or music will be taking serious classes outside of school, they're a waste of money in government schools

My music education in secondary school was a long way from being "basic" or "shoddy". Sorry you went to a shithole I guess.

M-E-M-E-S

>only children from well-off families who can afford private tuition should have an opportunity to pursue an artistic vocation
Fuck off.

>good
>utterly useless subject, complete waste of time
>get rid of art and drama too

BUYING BREAD FROM A MAN IN BRUSSELS
HE WAS SIX-FOOT-FOUR AND FULL OF MUSCLES
I SAID, "DO YOU SPEAK-A MY LANGUAGE?"
HE JUST SMILED AND GAVE ME A VEGEMITE SANDWICH

grime is so unbearably awful it's a wonder that it ever grew into its own genre although it's by no means unique it's just a bad knock off of trap music with a british accent

literally unlistenable rubbish

trannies make music now?

If your parents can't even afford lessons what are you ever going to do after you leave school? A good violin, piano, brass instruments etc. are pretty fucking far from cheap

people are seppukuing themselves in korea

state issued instruments

yeh music lessons were bullshit. i had saxophone and guitar lessons externally.

There were 3 chippys from york at work today, they showed up at 7:00 had two 45 minute breaks and then left a 2:00. dont see how this post-brexit economy is going to work 2bh

Could be a partial blockage somewhere along the line. Is it painful? Suggest seeing a doctor.

>aussie '''''''''''rozzers'''''''''''

>chippys
its chipper you fucking moron

>his police don't even carry guns
Can you even call them police at that point?

did he work for the government?

[has saxophone and guitar lessons externally]

duet i did with a finnish user
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Sophie, we know who you are
You're that girl who copies my bars
You're that girl who is a retard
Look at your makeup, look at your clothes
By the way that you got a big nose
In your profile picture what the fuck's that pose
When I see your brother he'd better get on toes
Cos I'm gonna give him some sick blows right to the nose

no I wont, ours are better

>it's just a bad knock off of trap music with a british accent
i don't like grime but you have no idea what you're on about lad

ah yes, generations of recorder, clave and triangle players

ah yes, just what I needed

Look at the times certain flags show up in /brit/

Then look at the times where youre seeing odd ****** centric posts by non ****** flags on the board by us/ger/jpn flags

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hello newcunt

>from york
poortherner economy British economy, thank fuck

Ukg, dubstep and grime have nothing to do with trap music from atlanta which grime predates

indian history is fucking shit. just multicultural nonsense for centuries.

youtube.com/watch?v=eBamMS1BrJ4

grime isn't even an original genre is my point
of course all musical genres built upon their predecessors but they developed unique characteristics
there is nothing musically unique about grime its only uniqueness is derived from the fact that it is only popular in england

have a banana

I've been on /brit/ since 2001 m8

*has your banana*
x

>hangover from 4 casual Thursday night pints

just my shit up

tried that for a while, all I did was lose more weight
been to like 5 gastro doctor, done many X ray studies and no obstruction was found, colonoscopy, endoscopy and more in the span of 4 years
worse of all is it doesn't let me sleep
my next appointment is for a psychiatrist or the ol' bridge

you don't need top quality instruments to get good at them in fact they're a waste of money for anyone but true virtuosos

have you tried the 'ol 420?

>there's a long-legged pissed off puerto rican ITT

Still dont get the idea of this one. even if a copper was on site when an incident was happening theyd have to call for backup with guns wouldn't they

grime does not predate trap
grime came about in the early 2000s
trap in the early 90s

There's tonnes of videos and webms floating about of British police getting their shit kicked in as they flail their arms about or, if they're lucky, their piddly little batons

really considering it but I heard it hardens the poo
first vocaroo I hear the entirety of

>his police don't regularly shoot criminals

lmao

Not funny

it doesn't make sense for police not to carry guns

Runt hunt

law and order isn't a game of cowboys and indians

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post top tier choons

jamal

what do you even mean by that

are you implying the definition of grime is that it's hip hop in british accents or something

is a copper not just a person you call because they have a gun

hmm americans

youtube.com/watch?v=06BFsQ_28Co

not comical

Absolutely love youtubers who have very niche interests and upload non-related to those interest videos where they are having fun, adorable

>really considering it but I heard it hardens the poo

hmm i have no idea. never noticed desu lol.

too bad you don't live in a legal state. the advancement of marijuana for medical purposes is incredible. rather than just getting some bud and hoping it works, you can buy specific strains which have different effects on you. it's very scientific in those states so that you can expect exactly what kinds of effects it will have on you. plus there are medicinal products there like CBD that i hear help people without getting their brain high af.

You've been through the ringer so. Hope it gets better mate

Should I trust anything a Jew tells me?

I like it when Eamonn Holmes has banter with the guests