What's under your bed?

What's under your bed?

Dust.

"Her body

the mattress is on the floor

cum tissues

a cat and a PS Vita

Dried up crusty tissues that stink of semen.

There is no "under bed" space. I sleep on a foldable couch.

the cum pillows

i keep your illiterate mother in there.

An old laptop, unopened bag of chips, a book

nothing, I vacuumed yesterday

A turk in Germany. spooooooooky!

fack turkoroach

An electric guitar case.

Some old weights, shoes, old boxes full of school stuff and whatever sock fell down. I have to get them at some point, I'm running out of clean ones.

Benutzte Papiertaschentücher und ein Bilderbuch über Leichenschändung

Englisch, bitte

It's a reference from Drawn Together... German cartoon dubs usually have more jokes added to it, so I'm not sure if it's the same in the English audio track.
Translation is: used paper tissues and a book about necrophilia

An old thinkpad laptop in pieces, some dirty clothes, some cum stained underwear.

Yeah, it was in original episode

>German cartoon dubs usually have more jokes added to it, so I'm not sure if it's the same in the English audio track
wat? No! if something they have less jokes and leave out alot of the wordplays...

>German cartoon dubs usually have more jokes added to it
They have to. With the way german humor is going, they need all the stale jokes they can squeeze into.

ofc they can't translate puns and stuff like this
>Die Bart, die

There's still usually tons of stuff that's not included in the original audio tracks...

>le no German humor meme
Only proves that you're probably the most boring person in your cunt

Give me good german comedies films to watch then.

>2010+7
>still watches TV
kek

Way to prove my point.