ITT: We post the Playboy cover for our birth month and year

ITT: We post the Playboy cover for our birth month and year.

Is yours any good?

pretty good

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Hold on mr. fbi man, of course I'll tell you my birth month and year. One sec.

1977 checking in.

Mine is in Black and White, and carved on Granite... Fucking kids. You get all the shaved pussy. I have to keep fucking Grandma with the lights out. fml.

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won't post the image to be safe, but I got pam anderson when she was hot

Eh

snoop doggy dog

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Quads. Nice.

Seriously, though. If you aren't trolling, and are seriously concerned about people in this thread knowing your birth month and year, man, you must spend a lot of time worrying about pointless shit, dude!

Rip

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not even going to post mine, it's fkn horrible

i think i win so far

>oldfag coming through

oldfag checking in

>james bond
>donald trump

i'm old

>may 2003

enjoy your ban, also go to bed you have school tomorrow

I think I had this one in 1996

Lol, totally, bro! Like who has time to worry about annonymity being comprimised, rite? Lets all see who has the highest last four digits of their social securiry number, dudes! That'll be super cool!

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Under age ban! ;-)

The old days...

Surprised I'm not the oldest one here, after seeing all these 90s issues >.

Yep
October of 96

love me some sally field

beat this

Noice

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FUCKING MAGA PRAISE KEK

OJ's Other woman lel

July 1985

checked grandpa

Fuck, I had this one too. See, kids, this is how we fapped before the internet.

Just fuck my shit up

Well that is disappointing

I was born to be cucked

This is like winning the playboy zodiac jackpot.

I can live with this. It's so fitting.

Heh

>gets quads
>born the same year & month
July '85 master race confirmed.

Same as OP.
you must be a faggot.

Those are trips

Yep

Yeah, well...

same

like moot is reading this shittreat

unlrealated to thread but if dubs I will go to the pub and consume alcohol tonight.

mine

July 78

Meh

I'm so old

>be too stoned to properly identify trips
fml...

could be worse.

The American one is shit, so here is the French

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Ancient Faggot Confirmed.

You kids need to go fetch me a beer, and tell grandma I need mah colostomy bag changed...

I'd kek, but it would probably throw out mah lumbago...

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The panties are certainly a bit dated, but there's nothing wrong with that ass!

If you are under 50 and saying "I'm so old", kindly STFU.

Damn beat me to it

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>1991
Mah nigga

Thank you. Fucking kids. Their peckers still work, so they ain't old... :-D

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Not bad at all.

oldfag here :(

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one month after me...nice!

buncha whipper snappers

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You bring great shame to the month of July

nope

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April 1965. Yes, that makes me 51. I that qualifies for oldfag status. :-\

its good, at making me feel old.

Laaaame

Who's up for trying to find the hidden bunny on every cover posted?

Mine

Damn I was hoping I would be the old fart.

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Damn, I forgot about that easter egg

Glad to see I'm not the oldest faggot here tonight.

Could be worse

I blew so many nuts to that issue

Best ones

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Fucking hell, you 50-year-old geezers should have better things to do than browse Sup Forums, for real. How do you even figure the internet out, my dad still has some trouble.

April 1987.

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eh

mmmm Jenny McCarthy before she lost her shit

Yeah, I know ... Older 'n dirt.

August, 1984

I'm old as fug

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