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If you had a time machine, who would you go back and fuck? thread

Finder's Keepers Edition.

She's all mine

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i can post my freeway reese now

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Dolly would?

Best cameltoe ever filmed

you could drive a truck through there

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Dr. Quinn wasn't bad

One more cuz she was so stunning.

I always make it a point to cross Wither's Poon Pass when I'm on a vacation trip.

are you watching you've got mail on we

well fug, theres a freeway 2?
will i be disappointed?

Marilyn Chambers

In the butt.

bonnie

Nicole Kidman back in the 80s and early 90s. Susan Sarandon in the 70s. Raquel Welch in the 60s.

Not a bad choice, OP. I fucking hate seeing women like Meg Ryan, Nicole Kidman, or Susan Sarandon become bizzare melted wax figure paradies of their former glory by mutilating themselves with plastic surgeries. While I have no doubt, one day we will be able to make people look how they want with plastic surgeries, the end results are usually ghoulish, even if done by top tier surgeons (and if not being done by top tier, top dollar, surgeons; the results range from meh to horrific). These Hollywood women just need to realize they're getting older, and as you do, you will lose your looks.... it may be a bitter pill to swallow but no one is as attractive at 50 as they were at 20. But they can at least be a solid GILF by letting themselves age gracefully without getting their eyebrows stapled to the back of their head.

Jonbenet Ramsey

Also 70s/80s Elivira.... forgot that one

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cable is for suckers.

It's darker and much weirder. You'll dig it if you don't expect the first one. It's definitely a movie Sup Forums would get behind. Almost like Sup Forums humor before Sup Forums. Also, Natasha Lyonne is awesome.

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Grace Kelly, the most beautiful woman to ever live.

Still Big Sean

Natasha Lyonne was hotter in Slums of Beverly Hills, damn she has a sexy voice.

Speaking of Slums of Beverly Hills that reminds me of another I'd risk frying my crononeurons out over

she's the only reason i watch OITNB (apart from random tits)
downloading it now

Drugs. Don't do them.

Elizabeth Hurley- Austin Powers edition, glasses included...would settle for Bedazzled edition

Nigger lover checked

pretty yes but she's be bad in bed, too proper. I bet she wouldn't even let you shit on her chest.

but... but why are you all going back ? I'd just go to future and fuck someone there

Only a drunk pilot could land on that strip

I fapped to her in Bedazzled so many times. Catholic school outfit was hot

I'd imagine she was much better in bed before marrying royalty.

You'll dig, I think. Subtitle is "Confessions of a Trickbaby". Plus it has lines like, "blech... reminds me of the first time I blew my dad."

more I think about it, the more I think it should be required viewing for Sup Forumstards.

Hitlers mum obviously!!

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Good choice. I think I find her hotter now. She aged really well.

Even though she was a nigger lover.

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When I found her topless on a boat with an ice cube scene from some random movie, I didn't leave my room for a month

Belinda Carlisle (1982)

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> Pilot reporting in!

Agreed, don't even need a time machine. But it'd make a great movie plot.

>that vibrator scene in slums

would you have sucked her dick?

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>If you had a time machine, who would you go back and fuck? thread
>Finder's Keepers Edition.
>She's all mine

Cleopatra

S&M babs is all mine. don't be jealous faggits

yup

To be quite honest I'd rather fuck older Dolly.

mid 90's heigl.

i really hope she does a nude or topless scene before she becomes a writeoff

Take her back and have a 3some with old/young marissa tomei. I think we're on to something here.

At least her being crosseyed draws attention away from her large nose.

Jesus' mum.

Jane Goodall was remarkably hot back in the 70s and before. It's almost tragic how women lose every vestige of their good looks as they age. While I'll acknowledge she doesn't look like a rotten corpse like most 80 year old women, she has aged far more gracefully than most, she's still just another old woman.

Conversely, men (assuming they take care of their bodies and live right), retain most of their attractiveness and even become *more* attractive to most women as they age.... prior to the decrepit years of the 70s and 80s of course (yet you'll still have all kinds of young women say Sean Connery, Pacino, and Harrison Ford are still hot despite being 70/80ish).

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I was just about to post this beauty
Great taste

don't do drugs kids

>20XX
>not even a mega man game

That's fucking genius!

beauty has a short shelf life & most women waste it.

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MTM was a fucking goddess back in the 60s. On top of being incredibly sexy she just exudes the wholesome wifey vibe.

why are posting fakes?

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Holy fuck I'm getting old

If I'm being really honest I'd take Leon Portman over any other Portman.

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Did you see the film she was in as a teen, where she wore swimsuit bottoms that revealed her shapely white cheeks?

This cutie pie

of course. i have it in 1080p.
my father the hero

sister was hotter

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someone had to eventually

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Who?

WTF is that garish monstrosity?

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i remember thinking back to this movie when thora birch unleashed those puppies in american beauty

That's young Winona Ryder.

meh i always preferred maryam, but i'd fucking cock 'em both till i passed out from exhaustion.

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The Wrestler made me realize how much I wanted her.

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as far as OPs question, i would have answered christina applegate in 1992, but she's always had an insectoid eastern european thing going on; i found a rip of "king cobra" and um, two shots of her as a 7 yr old didn't turn me on--i thought she'd be older, almost hebephile material--but if you saw her at that age, she was even creepier and alien looking and it only sort of got better in her teens. maybe i'd fuck her IF she was the psycho nympho she played in the mental hospital in "21 jump street". otherwise, this.

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get!

it was good only for like 5 minutes but damn it was a good five minutes

I don't care how wholesome Dolly Parton has been presented over the years this is my fetish.

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Natalie in her prime.

MORE! Please

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You got to admit, Carrie Fisher was really good looking back in the day. I've definately came a bunch of times to her, so why not the next best thing?

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There was a scene that was deleted where she tried to get Leon to fuck her. He really should've fucked her

She was especially fetching here:
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Dr. Jones had good taste

God I want to fuck that tight pussy.

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