Tits are better than ass, by far

Tits are better than ass, by far.

Pic related.

Agreed.

Nah, a hot Latina with a nice ass is better than tits, by far.

You like flat asses? Yous a fag, nigga.

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I could live with a flat ass better than I could live with a flat chest

>not wanting stinky asshole in your face

i'm a tits man but the opposite is true for me.

then you're not a tits man.

why not both?

There is a huge variety in tits. I love almost all of them.

There is the wild differences in size and shape, then you have the nipples which are a whole other subject. Ass is ass. Good ass is shapely, big or small. That's it.

nah

i am a tits man, between tits and ass i would choose tits every time, but in a whole body package girls with no ass and big tits are likely to be shapeless or pudgy chunksters.

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Because then we wouldn't have anything to argue about.

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>ass and fake tits best combo

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dub dubs confirm

obligatory

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This, ass is for cavemen. Ass fags will defend it saying that tits are copy, when in fact they're an improvement on the original design.

see

Ass is better by far, you've got the cunt right there, its about the holes.

If you're a monkey.

anal is best

>not liking butts is gay
>butts, the object actual gays fuck
Moron.

id be happy if woman had ass instead of heads

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would be fun, but BJ's are great

Do guys have tits or something you little repressed faggot

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I respectfully disagree, tit men are immature babies with mommy issue where ass men know where the action is.

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I'd prefer this.

dis guy know wadup

Reread my post, they're improvements. The mongoloid will prefer ass because ass is un-sophisticated. It shits and nothing more. Breasts lactate, thus giving life. They have sensitive and therefore exploitable nerve endings that please her, they vary in shape and size, they don't release toxic waste matter, they're a maleable medium that offers more for the hands to explore, and the best part: they're naturally exclusive to women. Tits men are therefore far more hetero and evolved than their feces worshipping primitive counterparts.

>immature babies with mommy issues
meanwhile ass men are trying to deal with their scat fetish

lmao i fucking can't. i need a selfie with timestamp to know what a person who would type this kind of shit looks like pleasepleaseplease

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>not wanting to fall asleep on dat ass

Tits are fun to play with and cum on, but ass is what gets me there. Not shit yo that's gross.

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Hi Oedipus! Tell your mom Sup Forums said high!

You're a fucking dumb-ass.

alright man you just keep fighting off your desire to eat shit

It's about the ass itself, not what comes out of it.

Tits = Ass
We like tits because they look like an ass.

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but if anything does come out you'd treat it as a bonus wouldn't you

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why not both?

>implying you can't be Oedipal about your mother's ass
Monkey logic at it's finest.

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The only thing that better come out is an overflowing amount of my semen.

I never understood if my gf has better boobs or ass.

She has nice perky boobs with a lovely nipple BUT they are a little small

Her ass is big but not the best shape maybe

Help me decide

Need more pics, but from this picture alone her ass is better.

Tits = granny for me. I'll take a flat chested 9yo over any big tits granny.

>ass
>home to farts, turds, and homos
I'm good.

Fuck off, monkey.

Standing up

Which one?

Going to need a better from picture of the tits, and a side view of the ass. Honestly it's pretty close, but now I am leaning towards tits.

cringed hard

Only evolved, those who're hung up on the butt probably also fuck their sisters and participate in riots.

Yes, it's because your simple mind is unable to comprehend it's primitive composition.

First of all, we should agree that a nice ass is better than sandbag tits, and nice tits are better than a flat ass

Not really, "nice ass" doesn't exist unless you're a caveman.

But sandbag tits exists, and they are ugly AF.
I once had a girl that had a B or A cup (something in between). For fuck sake, these tits were uglier than bigger sandbags.

Anyway, i'm a foot fetishist, so... who cares

I agree, but I can grab my own butt whenever, but I have no tits to grab.. and tits are easier for girls to fake..

Then why post niggy? Genuine tits men vs. degenerate animals and queers is what this thread is about.

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I think I read that in a most pitchy, basement-dwelling voice, because that's just what happens when you read something like this.

Because between all my girls, those were the only tits i didn't try to fuck, that's why.

You can grab your ass, but it's full of hair, and it's different. Men's ass is shaped differently than women's ass

I've got kind of a big ass. And if you do it over layers, no hair

Sorry, allow me to communicate in your language.
OOOH AHHH AHH OOOHHH OHHH AIIIIEEEH AIIEEEEH!!!
Better?

Also, you cannot fuck it.

Oh. True. Still, I have memories from an intern job in HS when I was in a small room filing shit all day there were certain positions I could stand in and grabbing my own ass would feel like someone elses. Was fun.

Why would you want to?