I am the only one into uretral insertion?

i am the only one into uretral insertion?

Yes

I fucking hope so.

yea

Nope :P you do it to yourself?

Read "Guts" by Chuck Palahniuk.

You might enjoy this .gif I made of me ejecting a stainless steel bolt from my cock using only my cock muscles
>yes I know there are no cock muscles
>can't explain it, but I could control it

yep, just you, faggot

This guy gets it.

i do

My nigga

You know you have a problem when you got holes in yo dick

You have a kik :P

Im sure there are plenty of Retarded Faggots just like you on here. Goodluck finding your friends

Piercing. The barbell was out.

yes, gtfo

The traveling van user again? Or someone who stole the pic?

It is, in fact, really me. Driving tonight.

Pardon the pun but what do you get out of it?

>about 2 years ago
>girlfriend plays with me peehole
>oh my, young lady. that feels good.
>she continues to play with my peehole
>let me tongue fuck your peehole user
>please do
>feels so wrong
>and yet feels so amazing
>let me try something user
>as long as it involves your tongue in my peehole young lady
>she reaches into nightstand and takes out long plastic stick thing
>lubes long skinny stick thing with devilish smile
>plays with my peehole using stick
>slowly begins to insert stick
>oh that feels sort of...
>nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope
>swat her hand away, snap stick in half and throw it at wall
>have you gone fucking mad woman!
>worst pain on earth
>lost my trust in girlfriend
>it was like having your favorite pet dog suddenly bite the fuck out of you while petting it
>dumped her
>but still rub my peehole a little when masturbate, just no insertion

dude, find a girl like that is my dream

Tried it once, felt good but pissing hurt like hell afterwards so I never did it again.

Shit yeah, apparently it can make you cum buckets