I just got out of jail Sup Forums ask me questions about shit

I just got out of jail Sup Forums ask me questions about shit

or naw

how you doin

how the fuck did u get in jail

pretty good, I just got out of jail
a cop car, and then a door, and then a few more doors

good talk Sup Forums, you're just how I remembered

how long and for what

Yo OP, what do I do to begin filing my taxes for the year?

13 months, 3 counts of possesion with intent to distribute and 3 more of the same on school property
get your w-2's then use google

>get your w-2's then use google

Oh, thanks OP
You're not bad
Hope you didn't have to suck too many dicks

I'm here for you guys man, but I just told you I gotta out of jail for selling drugs, what makes you think I pay taxes?

how much more can you lift now?

Does pic related trigger you, or do you find pic related to be sexually arousing?

What are you most excited to do now that you're out?

Do you eat hash browns?

not much for real, but I am visibly more muscular than when I went in
neither, that type of shit mainly happens in penitentiary and not jail
most getting fucked up and getting laid, both of which I took care of the night I got out
not regularly, but occasionally

Ya get raped?

no

I'm going to smoke a cigarette and there better be questions when I get back

Did you ever have sex with a guy while you were in there? Did you enjoy it? Details?

Did anyone call you Ben Dover?

How much does the average female turd weigh?
Also, on average, how often do women get diarrhea?

Are you like Ricky from Trailer Park Boys?

for the third time no
4th time
idk probably like a few ounces and like once a month
probably more like Julian, I do like rum and coke

Dude me too, on a serious note... Did the guards/ sheriffs treat you like shit or were you cool with some?

Also, what sort of dynamic did you have with other prisoners?

And finally, is jail really that bad, like if you had to go back would you mind or nah?

Did you dropped the soap, nigga?

about half and half for real, there were some cool ones who would leave the tv or phone on, pass messages, and look shit up for you, but there were others that were just assholes.

most of the other inmates just left me alone unless they needed legal advice or wanted me to write them a letter or read one to them (hurray for being white and having glasses)

and if I had to go back it wouldn't be the end of the world, I mean it sucks dick, but after like the first month you settle into a routine and it's not bad after that.

5th time

what does it feel like when a girl tweaks on you in a club? How do you not cum in your pants?
Kissless virgin by the way.

How did you get caught?

is it harding doing stuff now like jobs and other things like that having something like this on record?

Do you have stories from your
Trip ?

whats it like doing stuff like getting a job and thungs like that having this on your record

well I'm going to assume you mean twerk, but it's alright I guess, I'm not really into clubbing so I wouldn't really know. and just don't fun fact I've learned is that if you're a cut fag and jack off alot, it's really eazy to just not cum

sold some acid to a guy who gave it to this chick and she freaked out and ended up in the hospital cuz she stabbed her self. she narced on him, he narced on me

some shit but restraunts don't really give a fuck so you can make decent money waiting tables

a few, want to here some?

Stop baiting u fucking faggot, just tell the fucking story instead of being a cuck. Greentext that shit