Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

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Claim :o

Have you ever played Mechwarrior Online? You might like it.
I could instantly kill any mech with all six of my guns..If I hit.

I'm the kind of disgustingly exclusive person that loathes any attention that doesn't come from the one I love.

Nah, I'll just have to worry about how his family reacts then. Which I am looking forward to even less.

Louise
Friday
juvia
What if i tickle the inside of your palm with my finger tip?

MWO?

Got class tomorrow too?

Haha but that's not going to stop you is it?

Doesn't change the fact that you were being lewd. Not really, just work and games. What about you?

remember to give the gift your waifus love

a big warm tasty hash brown and she will cuddle with you dearly

still here
and


nah never gave it a go but i think my grind fix is pretty good for right now. especially if i want to do ships too
i guess but if you finished its time for something else

>6 guns
Feel my Pahket. 8 SRM6. All in your ass.

...

Wait you arent actually a woman so you could be being truthful.

>tfw i will never make a guy load off on his tummy for me online...
but i was more interested in the stuff he was saying. a woman can't win against a man in a fight
nu!
and no one will ever see it!

Its like WoT but faster.

...

These people just showing their infatuation with these girls is disgusting...

It couldn't be that bad..Could it?
yeah! But things are still being worked out!
Also Rude
nah, no class on the same day as work.
That's good! I'm trying to force myself to get into stuff a little bit now myself.

What if i un load on your tummy instead?

no because i just got the thing i worked for and its really good. get any play time on your ps4?
im sure its not bad at all but i guess with that stance ill never know
that may be too fast then unless its one of the shitty campy maps then sure
?
dont force yourself. youll end up hating it

>you arent actually a woman
Ouch.

I really don't agree with the logic there, I've seen women fucking destroy men.

Hm, well they're quite bigoted and when my parents broke up they harassed my mum pretty bad for a while. So I'm looking forward to getting at least that much shit.

>implying you dont enjoy attention.

Shit that came out wrong...but you know biologicals...fug

Alright I'm off to bed now, time to cuddle with Juvia and sleep
Nighty night
>dub dubs
It was lews, but not as lewd as hand holding.
Mines about noon so i can't stay on much longer
I'm going to bed, i can't handle this much lewd.
>not only hand holding but playing with my hands
>wew
I had no other reason other than for Tali-sama, nobody else can request lewds
Work and anime for me.

...

You're probably right..but I need something to do.
I'm sorry you gotta deal with that, that's rough to hear.
>implying enjoying attention and wanting creepy guys on the internet to fap to you are the same thing
Alrighty, good night!

Maybe you should loosen up. Im sure you have a hex for that.
Matches are generally over in 7 minutes. 3 minutes of walk, 2 minutes of carnage, then cleanup.

If you post lewds i will unload on tummy

Still rude.

It's fine, I'm used to dealing with people not liking me.

nice hair

Oh, that's good.

Yeah i played a little uncharted 4 and created a character on bloodbourne.

Goodnight Juvia.

Sorry...
Wait how did creepy fappers get in this

night. titfucks will always be more lewd
sleep?
wot games are about 7 to 10 minutes normally and only go longer if people arent suicidal but thats uncommon normally
how much? got really deep into bloodborne

i'll tell you in private, but only you. if you tell anyone else i'll very upset.
okay that's hot...
nu!!

Still, that's not the kind of thing you want to invite more of into your life.
Yeah..But it means I don't really have any days just for myself.
That is the attention Anya got.
Sounds really nice...But, no, I'm gonna be up for probably five and a half more hours.

So about the same then. I guess its the acquisition of available chassis thats faster in MWO. Especially if you're just starting out. Big boosts to the earnable currency for the first 25 matches.
Whats your MWO pilot name?

Oh and eww disregard all previous statements

I'm kidding, that kind of thing doesn't really bother me.

Whatever gets you off, I guess.

It's not like I have a choice really. Plus, I'm 500 miles away from them, what are they actually going to do that I can't get away from?

Lewd enough for me

3 Chapters i think. bloodbourne seems pretty cool, but i'm a little more interested in dark souls atm.

Ahh, yeah that sucks.

why would i tell anyone else? I dont want to drive you or anyone away.
Yeah i understand why you are looking for something to do then
Yeah WoT kind of has a lot of stuff going on under the hood you wont know or understand without youtube

It was still rude tho and i shouldnt have said it so cavalier.

As much as I enjoy hexes, the idea of casting one on myself is out of the question. Maybe you want to be my guinea pig?

It has been years since I played, I'm not actually certain. Do you play regularly?
Duly noted
True..They can't exactly do anything to you. Who knows, maybe it'll turn out well.
How far are you in Dark Souls so far?
I mean, technically I could go back to Dark Souls and rebuild and all that, but..

Now I just feel bad because I seem to have made you feel bad.

I very much doubt it, but there's always hope.

so did you do the kid flashback? yeah do some darksouls first then maybe sometime later we could do some coop or some of the uncharted multiplayer. be warned its a bit of a gears of war rip
well thats something you have already kinda done before im sure you want something with that new car scent

Nah i did it to myself. But its ok
because you forgive me yes?
Thats navy speak for go fuck yourself....

Same with MWO. Poptarting, slicing the pie, torso twisting. A lot if ways tospread damage to all your components and use your armor to tank damage.
You can try, Rory is quite proficient in hex magic herself.
Semi regularly. At least recently. I was in a unit for a while and took part in a tournament, barely. Maybe 4 matches.
>we were up against European tier 1s
>we got raped

violence doesn't get me off! it's hot to know girls can take guys down. can you really do it too?
no!
it would actually drive me to my own grave...

>no
Still fapping

Hope is one of the most important parts of life~
Y'know
That's a very good way to put it. I have a few games in my library I could play, but none of em are bringing anything new to the table.
I was not aware~
Oh gosh. I was honestly never above shitty at the game, but I had fun with it.

>~
Cant tell if serious or screwing with me

I'm at the beginning of Blight town. Fucking bastards keep making me go toxic.

Yeah, the last thing i did before quitting was scuba diving. That sounds good to me. I haven't played gears of war.

There was never anything to forgive.

I have taken down guys twice my size before. though most of those were in a controlled setting.

Misplaced hope can be quite harmful though.

Is that so? Then this should prove useful, if not interesting...

woah weird deja vu. the tomo i last posted has been followed by that rory before. weird. nah tanks is more like how spotting pen armor angling and all that works
Are you ok?
Well try some of the free2play games that are floating about. im sure everyone here will recommend a different one
yeah i remember that. well its like that kinda but without the chainsaw guns

I just started "life is strange" its pretty fun so far
Hello bacon beauty
Well then ill count it.

Y'all bless my waifu.

*damns to hell*

yes
>blighttown
triggered
The next boss is the best boss though, other than Gaping Dragon.
Well...Yeah, you're right. But it can be nice to just experience hope sometimes.
yeah..I guess I do have Spelunky and I haven't played it yet.
I keep going back and forth if that's my favorite game or Super Metroid is, I absolutely adore Life Is Strange.

youtube.com/watch?v=kvBKZa3URws

>fights you
stoppppp
do you know how to fight? that sounds pretty cool
mmmmh, nope, a little paranoid...
I wish i could have your arms wrapped around me while I listen to your heartbeat until I've calmed down...

i remember the uncharted 3 multiplayer was pretty fun, so i'm sure 4 will be too.

Hi space cutie.

Is there nowhere that's fuckin safe in that game? The gaping dragon was the first boss that i actually beat without dying.

But you asked for it

Im not patient enough to get higher than tier 3. Plus my computer drops frames like a whore. Its almost unplayable. But when the unit gets drunk and plays together...
youtu.be/Dm9J2cRu6uY
Only 2 people on our team werent in the unit at that point.
I guess. You are dealing with one if the clisest to the gods, after all.
Yeah, MWO doesnt go into angle detail. Look at the above video to watch a team have fun.

Im only on chapter one so shhhhh
Whats up buttercup?

It pretty much counts.

I've had a lot of hope recently. No harm in balancing it out with a bit of realism.

I do. It's not really a skill I've had to use much though, outside of training.

i got that too out of a humble bundle but i havent played it either
well lets not talk about it until you feel a bit more comfortable then? Too bad all those miles between us then huh?
I actually think we will have some fun. cant wait its going to be nice. Also i suggest finding the back door into blightown because through the front is horrid
i will have watched it by next you post to me unless its instant

no i didnt'! i'm going to bit it if you don't stop
i want to fight you!
no i'm kidding, i'll lose so fast >.<
which martial arts do you know?
i know, i don't really like being needy but right i need you here...
where do you live?

Just glad i didn't actually offend you.

>goodnight all

Just glad i didn't actually offend you.

>goodnight all

But its not in your mouth also

That's pretty cool to be honest~ Do you still talk to them all?
The Firelink Shrine is pretty nice in my opinion
He killed me quite a few times last playthrough, I was doing caestus.
Lemme know how it goes~
Well, if you want to, I'm not gonna stop you.
I played it with my cousins a little over christmas and it was pretty fun. Multiplayer mostly.

alright fine, i won't bit it

Just relaxing here on thread. How about you?

I'm sure we will. Tell me about it, i can barely make it in there before getting fucked.

Judo, aikido, a few forms of historical European martial arts, and some bits and pieces of a few other styles.

It's rather difficult to actually offend me.

I'm not sure you could if you tried.

Let me post

What the hell, it won't let me post. Anybody else having problems?
> on mobile

No, but I'd certainly make an effort if I thought you were doing that was going to make you unhappy.
I'm having trouble posting as well.

People have needs its normal. I live in Cali
its multiplayer? what was it about?
youtube blightdown shortcut and it should be simple as that. you kinda have to go into the valley of the drakes and all that

this

Fuck. I did it boys, I bought an R32.

I'm feeling fucking great. How's everyone else?

Yep, it's fucked.

It's fine. I don't think I can stay unhappy for long right now anyway.

Hey, hey, hey, good morning!!
How is everyone?

akido-sama~ akido is with the circles, right? that must be a lot of fun
why don't you keep honing your skill?
cali~? ever see any famous ppl?
hey there military hunk~

It was a rougelike. metroidvania style thing. It was a lot of fun, but nobody here wants to play it with me.
>youtubing it
please, that ruins the experience!
That's good to hear~ Why's that? Just your...cat?

Caestus?

If i can't get through after a few more tries, then i might do that.

R32? hi
morning to you
Hopefully i mean that whole area is a pain
not that i know of. i live in the more countryside of cali

No

dead on the inside -_-
nice eyepatch

What're you up to?
Apart from shitposting.

But part of me also likes the struggle.

missed this one sorry. well maybe in a bit or tomorrow we can give it a go? yeah but blighttown was a mistake with all the frame drops and stuff
nah that area isnt ok

I might just go back and grind a bit before trying again.

Hey there cutie. How's your day?

An R32 Skyline. Drift missle!

As always, texty!

Fucking connection errors!
~yohane

the ceiling
talking to a spic -_-

sorry for the late reply...
it's hard to relax.
what is the country side of cali like?

I wonder what happened to mobile that caused it to shit itself.

grinding a few levels doesnt actually do much for you

Entire site seems to be shitting itself.

cold, boring, no tv so i just play with my phone. how about you?

stop calling me that ya gringo -_-