Wake and see this next to you, what do you do?
Wake and see this next to you, what do you do?
Nobody is going to have sex with you, OP. Just stop.
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That's a female? What the fuck
When you're so fat your gender is a mystery...
B an hero
If you had sex with it, regardless of whether it's a man or woman, you're now gay.
Cry.
would fuck hard
I would vote for Hillary Clinton, even tho elections already ended.
>How did my elementary school bus driver find out where I was living?
Didn't know Chris Farley died as a transgender man
Wrong. Chris Farley was blonde, not brunette.
Use my cum from the night before as lube.
Question how the fuck my life got to that point.
Make coffee
stretch
leave for work
...
It's OP's wife
put my cock in it
>get a job
>buy a gun
>?????
>profit!
Put cock in vagoo. Wiggle a bit. Put cock in assholio. Wiggle a bit and spray colon with white man gravy.
quick! man the harpoons!