/brit/

Go to China

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cara

if cara was 2D she would be a 10

*ahem*
j
*ahem*
JAaa*
fuck me *ahem* *ahemahem*
JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNYYYYYYYY

need some vitamin D inside of me

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Wish i wasnt a short, poor, 'orthern born and raised autist.

babs

anyone else get a bit of a hangover from oversleeping?

the gf refuses to wear tights

If I do that I wake up with a headache sometimes, always assumed it was a bit of dehydration desu.

experiencing exactly this at the very moment

*slips thigh highs over my muscular, hairy legs*
my time to shine

6 hours, no more, no less

Yeah if I do 10 hours I wake up feeling like shit

Enjoy your decreased brain function and lower skin quality, pleb

Feeling unwell and depressed, want a hug from someone who isn't pretending to care

me on the left (his left)

7.5 master race

>38k
>8/10 gf

yeah ok pal

...

I'm going to have to hurry you

>avoiding my point by posting irrelevant things

It's tragic that the longer you sleep 6 hours a day, the more easily you're able to convince yourself that it's correct. Simply no escape.

Six hours at night, two hour nap during the day for me.

COME OOOOON

*slams buzzer*
DOSTOYEVSKY

/brit/ is an alt-right general

i sleep for 30 mins every 6 hours.

...No, it was Venezuela and Argentina

i sleep for 6 hours every 30 minutes

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WISH i was french

*looks at my teammates smirking*

...George Bernard Shaw?

Haven't slept in a while.
There's no right or wrong here, paxman.

i sleep for 6 minutes every 30 hours

I take a quick 60 second power nap after every Sup Forums post I submit

*dindindidnidnidndidnidn* mar..tin morn..ing.... every morning when you open your eyes..... mar..tin morn..ing.... you're always in for a big surprise...... you might be.. a dragon with a tail (with a tail..?).. a witch?? or a caveman hunting down a trail....

rate the new cut lads

I take a quick nap just before I finish a sent

Anyone tried depositing Northern Irish/Scottish banknotes into Halifax self-deposit machines?
It works here in Belfast, but I was wondering if they also take them in England.

Waitrose's egg-mayo and bacon sandwiches are really nice ngl tbqh

how much are they, like a fiver?

Give me some money

starting to wish i had gone to university instead of become a production welder for two years

What books you lot reading then?

dune

egg and bacon sarnies are universally nice

they're unhealthy as fuck though

idk my gf buys them for me

n-no

i've literally never read an entire book in my life

book one?

How comes?

>idk my gf buys them for me
>my gf
>gf
>g
>f

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the complete works of Werner Holzwarth, Wolf Erlbruch & Wolf Erlbruch

bible
inverting the pyramid

runtoid mind

I'm going to shoot the first lad whose post ends with a 9

*cocks elephant gun*

be very careful lads ...

movies are easier

yeah

Just started And Quiet Flows the Don.

About some lads from Rotherham I think.

Yea they're quite fattening but I only eat that and wait for dinner

behind you mate

How far la? recently read it myself

or rather....right in front of me

*BLAM*

asdfg

about 1/3 of the way through, i'm enjoying it

fuck off smart alec

>Waitrose

People with tattoos are often more artistic, intelligent

>inverting the pyramid
ah yes, every metropolitan bearded faux-football fan hipster twat's favourite book

Give me some money

Do you often say "aye" and "nay"?

i love being white tbqh lads

On lunch break

REMINDER

its a football book? cannot imagine anything more runtish than reading a book about sports.

aye am scoatish, nay briteshh

Seems nice, must be a bit irritating knowing all white countries won't be white soon tho

MOM'S SPAGHETTI

look at moneybags heres also mayonnaise is an abomination

spent nearly an hour looking for good wank material and then spent the following 20 minutes combing spunk out of my pubes haha xx

neet life

Just learned Lauren Southern is younger than me. Fucker looks like she's creeping into her early 30s.

>being abused by a woman

/brit/ is a radical midlander appreciation general

Spent the last 27 hours thinking I had no friends only to discover I might still have some that care.

the 'f

not too bothered about that

it will make whites wake up

hopefully we develop a bioweapon capable of exterminating you and your kind

His palms are spaghetti, knees weak, arms spaghetti
There's vomit on his spaghetti already: mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm spaghetti
To drop spaghetti, but he keeps on spaghetti
What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes spaghetti
He opens his mouth but spaghetti won't come out
He's choking, how? Everybody's joking now
The spaghetti's run out, time's up, over - blaow!

woah what the fuck she's younger than me

ARGH I FEEL OLD

eat your peas, queenieboo

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>you will never be invited to the exclusive tinder

...

PENNE!

you seem upset

>implying I even need it
Celebrities and models are top slags tbqh. If you ever get a chance to go to some shitty industry event or afterparty or some shit, go for it. Guarantee you wake up in some rich slag's bed.

business idea: print a fancy logo on a plain shirt for 5p and sell it for £29.99

haven't been physically touched by a girl since last september when one gave me a side-hug

business idea: tinder for dogs

Remember it to this day

last and only time i hugged a girl was 2008

Haven't been physically touched by a girl since last April. Got 2 front hugs and one of them was incredibly awkward, because she refused to let go of me unless I lifted her up.

yeah mate let me just move out to LA and ingratiate myself with the upper strata of society