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cara
if cara was 2D she would be a 10
*ahem*
j
*ahem*
JAaa*
fuck me *ahem* *ahemahem*
JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNYYYYYYYY
need some vitamin D inside of me
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Wish i wasnt a short, poor, 'orthern born and raised autist.
babs
anyone else get a bit of a hangover from oversleeping?
the gf refuses to wear tights
If I do that I wake up with a headache sometimes, always assumed it was a bit of dehydration desu.
experiencing exactly this at the very moment
*slips thigh highs over my muscular, hairy legs*
my time to shine
6 hours, no more, no less
Yeah if I do 10 hours I wake up feeling like shit
Enjoy your decreased brain function and lower skin quality, pleb
Feeling unwell and depressed, want a hug from someone who isn't pretending to care
me on the left (his left)
7.5 master race
>38k
>8/10 gf
yeah ok pal
...
I'm going to have to hurry you
>avoiding my point by posting irrelevant things
It's tragic that the longer you sleep 6 hours a day, the more easily you're able to convince yourself that it's correct. Simply no escape.
Six hours at night, two hour nap during the day for me.
COME OOOOON
*slams buzzer*
DOSTOYEVSKY
/brit/ is an alt-right general
i sleep for 30 mins every 6 hours.
...No, it was Venezuela and Argentina
i sleep for 6 hours every 30 minutes
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WISH i was french
*looks at my teammates smirking*
...George Bernard Shaw?
Haven't slept in a while.
There's no right or wrong here, paxman.
i sleep for 6 minutes every 30 hours
I take a quick 60 second power nap after every Sup Forums post I submit
*dindindidnidnidndidnidn* mar..tin morn..ing.... every morning when you open your eyes..... mar..tin morn..ing.... you're always in for a big surprise...... you might be.. a dragon with a tail (with a tail..?).. a witch?? or a caveman hunting down a trail....
rate the new cut lads
I take a quick nap just before I finish a sent
Anyone tried depositing Northern Irish/Scottish banknotes into Halifax self-deposit machines?
It works here in Belfast, but I was wondering if they also take them in England.
Waitrose's egg-mayo and bacon sandwiches are really nice ngl tbqh
how much are they, like a fiver?
Give me some money
starting to wish i had gone to university instead of become a production welder for two years
What books you lot reading then?
dune
egg and bacon sarnies are universally nice
they're unhealthy as fuck though
idk my gf buys them for me
n-no
i've literally never read an entire book in my life
book one?
How comes?
>idk my gf buys them for me
>my gf
>gf
>g
>f
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the complete works of Werner Holzwarth, Wolf Erlbruch & Wolf Erlbruch
bible
inverting the pyramid
runtoid mind
I'm going to shoot the first lad whose post ends with a 9
*cocks elephant gun*
be very careful lads ...
movies are easier
yeah
Just started And Quiet Flows the Don.
About some lads from Rotherham I think.
Yea they're quite fattening but I only eat that and wait for dinner
behind you mate
How far la? recently read it myself
or rather....right in front of me
*BLAM*
asdfg
about 1/3 of the way through, i'm enjoying it
fuck off smart alec
>Waitrose
People with tattoos are often more artistic, intelligent
>inverting the pyramid
ah yes, every metropolitan bearded faux-football fan hipster twat's favourite book
Give me some money
Do you often say "aye" and "nay"?
i love being white tbqh lads
On lunch break
REMINDER
its a football book? cannot imagine anything more runtish than reading a book about sports.
aye am scoatish, nay briteshh
Seems nice, must be a bit irritating knowing all white countries won't be white soon tho
MOM'S SPAGHETTI
look at moneybags heres also mayonnaise is an abomination
spent nearly an hour looking for good wank material and then spent the following 20 minutes combing spunk out of my pubes haha xx
neet life
Just learned Lauren Southern is younger than me. Fucker looks like she's creeping into her early 30s.
>being abused by a woman
/brit/ is a radical midlander appreciation general
Spent the last 27 hours thinking I had no friends only to discover I might still have some that care.
the 'f
not too bothered about that
it will make whites wake up
hopefully we develop a bioweapon capable of exterminating you and your kind
His palms are spaghetti, knees weak, arms spaghetti
There's vomit on his spaghetti already: mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm spaghetti
To drop spaghetti, but he keeps on spaghetti
What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes spaghetti
He opens his mouth but spaghetti won't come out
He's choking, how? Everybody's joking now
The spaghetti's run out, time's up, over - blaow!
woah what the fuck she's younger than me
ARGH I FEEL OLD
eat your peas, queenieboo
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>you will never be invited to the exclusive tinder
...
PENNE!
you seem upset
>implying I even need it
Celebrities and models are top slags tbqh. If you ever get a chance to go to some shitty industry event or afterparty or some shit, go for it. Guarantee you wake up in some rich slag's bed.
business idea: print a fancy logo on a plain shirt for 5p and sell it for £29.99
haven't been physically touched by a girl since last september when one gave me a side-hug
business idea: tinder for dogs
Remember it to this day
last and only time i hugged a girl was 2008
Haven't been physically touched by a girl since last April. Got 2 front hugs and one of them was incredibly awkward, because she refused to let go of me unless I lifted her up.
yeah mate let me just move out to LA and ingratiate myself with the upper strata of society