Hey boys!

Hey boys!

How does it feel to know that I would kick your ass in a streetfight?!?!

I have a black belt (the highest rank) in karate.
It took me 5 years to get my belt so now I can proudly consider myselfe a true master.

Since you guys havent mastered any martial art you wont last 2 minutes in a fight against me

tits or gtfo

Where do you live user

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But do you have a gun?

I am up for tits also

Holy fuck you guys are retarded

it takes two years on average to get your black belt. The fact that it took 5 years answers your question

>5 years to get black belt

Pretty fucked up that you are threatening an autistic person you asshole

Do you see this blet?

In Okinawa, belt mean no need rope to hold up pants. Karate HERE, Karate HERE.
Karate never HERE, understand?

I find you very attractive

Why do you threaten us autists and scial retards??? what the fuck is wrong with you.

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TITS OR GET THE FUCK OUT!

i would fuck that really really hard

Women...Bless 'em.

>Since you guys havent mastered any martial art
Lol

>implying that is you

If you challenge me to a streetfight, the only thing that's actually going to happen is that you're going to get titfucked, sodomized, and impregnated.

this is so... weird. i mean.. tits, but... that face
what are-

wat

>has to explain the quality of skill indicated by black belt

pin her to the ground then titty fuck her

>Hey boys!
>
>How does it feel to know that I would eat pavement in a streetfight?!?

fixed

LICK my ass? Speak up deary.

is holding someone down and titfucking them considered honorable in a streetfight?

> Blackbelt in the most useless combat sport, lel.

A bluebelt in BJJ would take care of that easily.

Thank you....

Wanna fuck, honey?

>5 years
> black belt
> krotty

kek you probably can't even beat your grandfather's ass with your shitty mcdojo training.

GANGRAPE.

Whats weird is you didn't say what martial art you mastered, and that you instead would challenge us to a street fight, where anything goes.

I feel like youre probably 12 and youre talking shit

How does it feel to know that nobody cares about your stupid story? We just want to see tits.

Oh hey you too?

What style and dan?

You look lovely, but karate sucks, better try Taekwondo WTF (Full Contact), less rules, faster and more effective

Pshhh try kicking my ass when my dicks slamming your chin between them titts cunt.
You said street fight. So I'll just hit your fuckugly face with a bat.

Bitch I've boxed for nearly 10 years, I'd destroy you in a street fight

>inb4 martial arts > boxing
>inb4 this isn't a troll post

Can you beat me up and let me fuck you?

i don't fight with honor sweetie
i got pepperspray, metal knuckles, electrucutor, a baseball bat also i went boxxing for 3 years
i maybe even have POCKETSAND!

Ive been boxing for 7 years. im also 6'5 170 lbs you wouldnt land a hit on me bitch have fun eating your teeth

Until I grab your larynx and crush it, I only have a little jujitsu training but you should know strength and tenacity trump 5 years (which is laughable for a black belt, you must have a shitty school) worth of "matrial arts". My hands are fast, can you protect your vitals, can you keep me from drilling my fingers into your eye sockets or ripping one of your ears off? Tell me about your black belt after I grab one of your hands and snap a finger pussy

>personal emotional response to a non timestamped pic
>give myself a high five

ty Mr. Myagi

tits or gtfo

If she hasn't wopped 'em out yet, money on it being shi-ite

Show me SAND THE FLOOR!

>challenging people to a fight on Sup Forums
>not giving a meetup point
you are either a pussy or this is bait
also read the rules, you still have not posted tits or timestamp

STALE ASS PASTA

SAGE

And we really wanna see them titts.
Look fucking joosy

If we're being honest and not shit posting. Weight and size have a lot to do with who wins fights.

We have weight classes for a reason, the bigger guy just hits much harder than a smaller guy and skill can only do so much.

bad news faggots

Still have tits

I would find it quite hot if you weren't a disgusting butch bull-dyke looking creep.

This being fake is hardly news.

What's next: breaking news sky is still blue

>black belt in 5 years
>in karate
>useful for streetfighthing

Not sure about having a black belt, but you definitely have some fat titties.

I'm sorry to have to be the one to tell you this.
Martial arts are an OK workout, but they wouldn't help you in a street fight.
The only thing that actually helps in street fights is using lethal force.
Training on nothing but muscle memory targeting pressure points, holds, takedowns, and playing possum/blows to the groin are the most effective means for hand to hand combat. Karate barely scratches the surface when it comes to these.
Cute that it took 5 years to memorize some kata. You might even be able to beat up your little brother. Your odd desire to be stronger than boys stops outside your dojo, and you should feel stupid.
You gon' get raped.

Right?

She's got the head of a 12 year old boy but a fantastic body.

I love you. You can kick my ass anytime

Weight classes exist because both fighters are presumed to be of equal skill. A professional fighter wrecks any average joe twice his weight.

yeah but i lick pussy better than you!

LOL, you look like a 12 year old boy and I also have martial arts training. I'll fuck you up and have no interest in having sex with you. You are a failure.

>You will never meet a petite boyish woman to ground and pound you with her massive rack
Feels bad man

I'd fuck your big tittied dyke looking ass up bitch

that's so fucking cute

Not really.

Skill is a good equalizer but its not a replacement.

Big guys just hit harder than little guys, its physics.

>karate
Care to try a 7th year jujitsu student?

I grew up in moscow you can't do shit.

Probably because no one wants to go to the shit hole known as russia.

Have fun freezing to death and turning into bear shit.

>Moscow
Russians always think they're the best.

Until you get superman punched in the tits. I doubt it.

tits or gtfo

Its okay baby, I'd still fuck you.

Dies your blackbelt stop a bullet ir speeding car? Remember, people who think street fights should "fair" end up dead.

Wow grand titties. Id let her wrestle me down for sure

My martial art is giving creampies

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Some girls think they can outfight me.

Maybe.

But I have yet to meet girl who can outfight boolet.

Faggot

Girl has some massive titties, any more pics of her? Longer hair and she would probably be fine..

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